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the_apple ([info]the_apple) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-10 07:22:00
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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic

The wanky thread

Featuring: Orlando Bloom, Kate Bosworth, ugly wiccans, McNuggets, Marilyn Monroe, and endless insults and wankery.


"[...]you FUCKING KNOW IT!!!"

I don't know where to start, there's just too much wank.

"she got to sleep in his bed. and touch his body. and suck his cock. and have him go down on her.

Sight your source so we can all read it...or better yet watch it.

B*tch!"

You can all read it here


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[info]squib
2005-04-10 09:52 am UTC (link)
Since when has Andrea Dworkin been Wiccan?

(Man... these people skeer me.)

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[info]wolfychan
2005-04-10 12:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm so confused. All I know now is that Marylin Monroe is prettier than Anderea Dworkin--which categorically proves why I'm too ugly for Orlando Bloom to fuck.

Or something. Personally, I thought the reason he'll never fuck me is because we've never even met, but I'm probably just in denial over my subhuman hideousness.

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-04-10 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Is she the one who said that judges did make law and always had so STFU n00b, or have I mixed her up with someone else?

I always do that.

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[info]squib
2005-04-10 01:57 pm UTC (link)
She's the "all sex with men is rape" chick.

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(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-04-10 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-04-10 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-04-10 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Nope, that's Ronald Dworkin. Have always wondered if they're related.

(yay, legal philosophy!)

-- irene_adler, LJ

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[info]lulinda
2005-04-10 10:16 am UTC (link)
I think these girls need dogs or some sort of pet. They can even have them neutered, just like they do to Orlando Bloom.

Save a celebrity, adopt a dog! as my dear friend Sajasma says.

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*put a positive spin on Kate Hate*
[info]oulangi
2005-04-10 10:36 am UTC (link)
and honestly, so what if she's skinny and her films to date have kind of sucked. At least she's not a scientologist.

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Re: *put a positive spin on Kate Hate*
[info]lulinda
2005-04-10 10:39 am UTC (link)
L. Ron Hubbard gets them all in the end.

*tightens tinfoil*

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Re: *put a positive spin on Kate Hate* - [info]fuzzytowers, 2005-04-10 02:13 pm UTC
Re: *put a positive spin on Kate Hate* - [info]xero_sky, 2005-04-10 03:43 pm UTC
Re: *put a positive spin on Kate Hate* - [info]jerel, 2005-04-10 06:20 pm UTC

[info]ipomoea
2005-04-10 10:43 am UTC (link)
Jesus fucking Christ, are they still going on about her? What is it, four months since the breakup announcement? Gah. Why don't they just forget about her? I did!

But that comment in there about being jealous of Britney for her skeevy, baby-mama-leaving husband made me laugh. Oops.

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[info]shadownlite
2005-04-11 06:58 am UTC (link)
You beat me to it.

Kate is out of the picture...time to let go...and move on to fresh women who touch Orlando to bitch about.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 03:23 pm UTC (link)
... I just spent time reading all of those comments.

I think my IQ just went down ten points.

... *whimper*

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[info]the_apple
2005-04-10 03:45 pm UTC (link)
I know, I had the same experience.
Funny thing is that the 'bitchy' thread has 129 comments (per now) versus the 'happy' thread that has the grand total of 8 comments.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 04:16 pm UTC (link)
O_o What, it's still going? I could have sworn there were less comments than that...

Am I the only person on EARTH that doesn't see the OMFG attraction of Orlando Bloom?

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-04-10 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-10 06:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-04-10 06:51 pm UTC
Irrelevant to the wank... - (Anonymous), 2005-04-10 08:47 pm UTC
Re: Irrelevant to the wank... - [info]skarrow, 2005-04-10 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jarofclay, 2005-04-10 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-04-10 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jarofclay, 2005-04-10 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-10 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drhenryjekyll, 2005-04-10 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-04-10 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-04-10 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-11 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-04-18 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-10 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eryn, 2005-04-10 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-10 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:13 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2005-04-10 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Is this like that 'say anything you like about fandom in an anonymous way!' meme thing?

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[info]sitt_isis
2005-04-10 06:03 pm UTC (link)
OMFG... *rolls eyes*

God forbid people should be on decent, friendly terms when they break up.


The problem I have with Kate doing the campaign: we have a woman starving herself speaking out against hunger. Does no one else see the (possibly tragic) irony? I hope she finds herself in the rhetoric and gets help.

Aii, sense! Run!


Actually, she's the perfect spokesperson. They should have captioned under her, "This is what you will look like if those people don't get a decent meal, please don't let them look like HER!!!"

Her & Mischa Barton. That girl is scary-looking!

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-04-11 01:59 am UTC (link)
I have this theory that Mischa Barton's collarbones are weapons. Either that, or they escape when she's passed out from hunger and kill people. You just watch.

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(no subject) - [info]sitt_isis, 2005-04-11 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-11 05:43 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-04-10 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Because that's what it comes down to.

Yes it does.

Yes, it does, and you FUCKING KNOW IT!!!

Stop kidding yourself into believing your hatred for Kate Bosworth is based on anything other than the fact that she got to be, or, hell, even got to pretend to be Orlando Bloom's girlfriend for two years. Yeah, she's a skinny fuck, but so what? 80% of women in hollywood could do with putting on an extra pound or twenty.

Look ugly children/fat housewives, no matter who Orlando's girlfriend was, you would have found a way to hate her. Yes, you would, and you know you would.

You can delude yourselves all you want, but the sad fact is you are never going to be Orlando Bloom's girlfriend, best friend, friend, acquaintance, vague recollection or even the remotest blip on his mental radar.

NEVER.

And sooner or later you're going to realise that. I know you might think you already know that...but you don't. Not really. Some part of you holds on to the idea that you might bump into him in a shop, at the movies, wherever. You'll say something goofy, he'll laugh, maybe you'll get chatting...IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.


When will you fully realise this? I don't know. I'm guessing for many of you it will be when Orlando gets another girlfriend, and you suddenly have to come up with reasons to hate that one too.

For others, the Kate hate will just reach an unsustainable level and burn itself out. Those poor bastards will then be left with the horrifying realisation that that skinny, talentless leeching famewhore bitch is doing something she loves and getting paid ridiculous amounts of money for it, whilst they are stuck in a life which is just...ok. Nothing special. And that is all you'll ever be...nothing special. Just ok.

But until it happens, please keep posting here. Your pathetic, pointless bitterness amuses me :)

Anonymouse #143 wins the internet.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh, wow. Check out the comment titled "Your Stupidity Shows Off". It's tricksy because it looks like it's written in English...but it's not. Choice samples include:

Sexual orientation is not a matter of constraint in the minds of knowledgeable people

A rival to match me and the sisters her and make us fear competition should be

Tons like her on mags, each time, they come younger as pedophiles in power like them.

She spells all her words correctly, but damned if the way she uses them makes sense. O_o

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[info]fandom_bitch
2005-04-10 10:54 pm UTC (link)
I had to read that several times to try and make sense out of it. I thought I was having one of my severe dyslexic moments. Thanks for reassuring me that was not the case. Whew!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-04-11 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-04-18 07:05 am UTC

[info]lulinda
2005-04-11 12:25 am UTC (link)
Hah, looks like something run through babelfish.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Being that the post got wanked, looks like I picked a bad day to post at Sammie's journal under my name as opposed to anon.
:-P

- Milady Hawke on LJ

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-04-11 02:28 am UTC (link)
And Kate is not a rival. The thought is in and on itself a joke. A rival to match me and the sisters her and make us fear competition should be an intelligent woman, pretty (on the outside and inside) and powerful at the same time. A true Wiccan - perhaps. The kind of women whose wild beauty, non-conformity and strenght intimidate men and make all other women envious of her alien lures. A woman whose inner sight is profoundly commited to real world's values, ergo, aversive to media's lies, shopping centers, consumerism, fashion, limousines, fur stoles, fast food, futile parties and all those pretty material and toxic things you're told to love so well and die for.

Um. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Orlando Bloom that sort of puppyish guy in PotC who can't act? And the Kate they're slagging off about...is she even over 20? Because she sure doesn't look it!

If I were him, I'd be putting restraining orders on the lot of them. Seriously. Because that comment up there is completely batshit insane.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-11 03:00 am UTC (link)
Plus, last time I checked (which was yesterday), Wicca was about gender balance, not about promoting one over the other. There's the Goddess AND the God. You know?

Real men aren't afraid of wild beauty, non-conformity, or strength. However, a sensible person of any gender would step wide of this lot.

(rimrunner @ LJ)

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-11 02:32 am UTC (link)
How could anyone with two brain cells to spark together declare any fandom to be wankier than LotR and its assorted offshoots? LotR broads have got to be shooting more collective jism than any group in HISTORY.

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[info]shadownlite
2005-04-11 07:02 am UTC (link)
These girls scare me. They fangirl Orlando's dog more than Orlando.

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