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captainjack ([info]captainjack) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-10 10:25:00


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Lost Fandom/Gay Marriage Wank
First time poster here, so...hope everything is right!

The ever increasingly-wanky Lost fandom brings yet another gem, started with a post by [info]chrissyinrevolt, who is wondering how many of the characters on the show are gay. S/he would especially like to see some Jack/Sawyer love. First commenters comment along the lines of, "That's hot." Next come the, "I always hoped that Boone would be gay" comments.

Then came the inevitable thread started by [info]egytiger, stating, "if anyone on this show was like that i wouldnt watch it anymore. that kind of lifestyle is immoral and wrong and those people discust me."

Typos included.

Wank wreaks havoc.

Then the thread is frozen and nobody can respond.

So, [info]egytiger starts another thread, and there are tons of biblical references, questioning of political party, and But Jesus loves all his children!.

Edit: it appears that the new thread was bahleeted.


Here's everything from the first thread, from when I caught it. I'm sure stuff was added later...:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Beginning of the second thread:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

Sorry about the weirdness of these caps-I've never done them before, and didn't really know the best way to go about it. I realized part way through that it would make sense to change the font size to smallest, but eh, what can you do. Please let me know if there are any problems (wrong order, bandwidth, etc) so I can fix them for you!


Edit two: Bonus Wank, as pointed out by a mouse
I'm glad the show isn't trying to be PC! This one's from a well known wanker, [info]opalescence_. Apparently, on being gay: "It's *not* life."

Could have fooled me.

Surprisingly, [info]msallegro turns up to defend the point that having gays on the island would not be PC, but real life, and ends up not being too wanky (and just makes a rather well-put point). Gasp.

Have no fear, though, because [info]msallegro gets a question and responds with, "Nope, never been in a book group, but I'm rather notorious in LOTR fandom." Couldn't stay wank free for long.

Potential. The place is rank with it.


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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Even msallegro has shared her wisdom on the subject...
http://www.livejournal.com/community/lost_tv/616459.html?thread=9152779#t9152779

Not particularly wanky, but she mentions the "fashionable teenage lesbians on tv" that were a point of heated discussion some time ago, if I remember well.

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[info]fuzzypink
2005-04-10 09:02 pm UTC (link)
It's posts like this that make me glad I left that community months ago.

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*YAWN*
(Anonymous)
2005-04-11 02:54 am UTC (link)
Isn't that the same thing you said last time Lost got wanked?

Either come up with something original or shut up.

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Re: *YAWN* - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-04-11 04:11 am UTC
Re: *YAWN* - [info]mediumdave, 2005-04-11 05:45 pm UTC

tourette
2005-04-10 09:03 pm UTC (link)
MsA posted, and it was hardly wanky at all! A special collectable MsA edition, one assumes :)

Also, I am fond of the way 'tiger insists that the whole rest of the world would be laughing at America if this specific show were to feature gay characters. I assume she is one of those people that does not realise that countries outside of the USA are not all barren wastelands full of starving children and corrupt dictators.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 09:14 pm UTC (link)
He's a sophomore in high school who signs himself as "Jennifer Garner's Lover". =D His attitude is unsurprising when one looks at his web page.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-04-10 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sockonhand, 2005-04-10 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-04-10 10:02 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 11:09 pm UTC (link)
MsA isn't particularly wanky, it's true. But when I read the whole thread, this exchange (http://www.livejournal.com/community/lost_tv/616459.html?thread=9166859#t9166859) is PRICELESS.

"Your name looks familiar."

"I'm kind of notorious in the LOTR fandom."

"Why?"

"I, er, ran a website." *bobs and weaves, looks for cover*

Right, MsA. You were famous for being a webmistress, not for using said website to put forth your batshit insane Domlijah doctrine as fact.

(Though it must be hard for MsA to respond to a question like, "Where have I heard your name before?" It's kind of a turn-off to respond with, "I've acquired a certain degree of Internet fame for being a delusional stalker.")

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-04-10 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadownlite, 2005-04-11 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-04-11 02:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadownlite, 2005-04-12 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-04-12 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-04-10 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pesky, 2005-04-11 12:06 am UTC

[info]loopywafflehead
2005-04-10 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Jack/Sawyer? Oh please, Sayid/Sawyer is so meant to be.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Word.

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[info]captainjack
2005-04-10 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Icon love!

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(no subject) - [info]sockonhand, 2005-04-10 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sockonhand, 2005-04-10 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 10:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-11 03:29 am UTC

[info]trollprincess
2005-04-10 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Amen. Also, Jack belongs to Boone. Regardless of all of the corpsifying.

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(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-10 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-10 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-04-10 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-10 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:55 pm UTC
*snerk* That icon. Heh. - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-11 12:05 am UTC
Re: *snerk* That icon. Heh. - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-04-11 12:17 am UTC
Re: *snerk* That icon. Heh. - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-11 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-04-11 12:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]titti, 2005-04-11 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-11 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]titti, 2005-04-11 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-04-11 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-11 03:15 pm UTC

[info]smo
2005-04-10 09:36 pm UTC (link)
those people discust me.

Yeah? What did they say? That you're a Grade-A imbecile who shouldn't be allowed to handle your own eating utensils?

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(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2005-04-10 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-10 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-04-10 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-10 10:14 pm UTC

[info]feloniousfeline
2005-04-10 10:00 pm UTC (link)
it should only be one male and one female.

Should have specified the species, my friend. You just made a lot of sheep lovers very happy.

if i ever saw something like that on Lost i would never watch it because the american public should not have to be subjected to ridicule from the entire world for having junk like that on tv

Apparently, this guy doesn't get BBC America.

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(no subject) - [info]sockonhand, 2005-04-10 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-04-10 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-04-10 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2005-04-11 02:38 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-04-10 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's a whole lot of stupid. I find it amusing that when the cast features one felon, one guy who did some kind of blood-spattered dirty work for his father-in-law, a drug addict, a former torturer, and a con man, (and I'm behind on my episodes!) that homosexuality is the Line They Would Not Cross.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-10 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-04-10 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-04-11 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mucktron, 2005-04-10 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-04-10 11:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadownlite, 2005-04-11 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-04-11 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadownlite, 2005-04-11 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-11 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadownlite, 2005-04-12 01:54 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Ehehe... and then, of course, once he made the posts, he vanished without a trace...

And his journal is boring, and makes my eyes bleed.

Jack/Kate/Sawyer forever, yo.

-one_day_iris at lj

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[info]sockonhand
2005-04-10 10:16 pm UTC (link)
I guess with a really popular show, you get a lot of those n00bs that are all, "Mommy, what is... SLASH?"

There's so much more stupid Charlie/Claire fic than I thought there'd be.

Where's the good Lost boy/boy pr0n?

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(no subject) - [info]amandatwop, 2005-04-10 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-04-11 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2005-04-11 03:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2005-04-11 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-10 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-10 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-10 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-04-11 10:02 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-11 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-11 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-04-11 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-11 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2005-04-11 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-04-11 08:57 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-10 11:32 pm UTC (link)
The moment I saw that on my friends page, I knew the explosion of spooge was inevitable.

-celtic_thistle on LJ and GJ

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[info]deadlettero
2005-04-10 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Ah, egytiger has deleted all her posts. I always come too late for the wank.

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(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-04-10 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-10 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-11 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2005-04-11 01:18 am UTC

[info]feenix
2005-04-11 12:37 am UTC (link)
Oh no she didn't.

Oh no she didn't.

Did she even realize the ramifications of asking whether anything involving a hobbit (past or present) contained teh gay? I just want to reach through my screen and slap her.

Though, fortunately, it didn't end in the second coming of Gaysus. This time.

Not like I have anything against finding teh gay in things, but mentioning anything remotely connected to Domlijah is bound to come to no good.

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-04-11 01:25 am UTC (link)
*looks at egytiger's journal*

17. Yes, because 17 year-olds know everything about everything, don't you know?

Young, stupid kid who should never breed, 'tis all.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-11 02:02 am UTC (link)
Ha, I see opalescence_ gets in a bit on the wank. She claims she doesn't want a gay character because it would come off as "too PC," but if you know her at all from the past, I think it's pretty clear it's more than that.

She was in the crazy Spike fen part of BtVS fandom-- and even most of them couldn't stand her, especially when she started espousing her ultra-conservative Republican viewpoints and cursing out moderators. I don't think *anyone* really likes her.

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(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-11 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2005-04-11 09:01 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-11 03:23 pm UTC

[info]elektra3
2005-04-11 02:03 am UTC (link)
you are just as closed mined about people that are republics.

Errr... No comment.

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(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-11 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-11 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-04-11 05:52 am UTC
*keels wank*
(Anonymous)
2005-04-11 03:02 am UTC (link)
>.<
Wank, go away!


-bana76 on LJ

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[info]thecomfychair
2005-04-11 05:56 am UTC (link)
ahaha, I saw the original post and wondered how long it would take to get here. It figures though that as soon as I stop watching the comm , MsA shows up. *stomps foot* why do I always miss all the wank?

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[info]iczer6
2005-04-11 06:25 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who doesn't care who's boinking who, and just wants to know what the fuck is going on with the 'Island of DOOM'?

Glowing hatchxLocke OTP!

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(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-11 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-04-11 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-11 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-04-11 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]papervolcano, 2005-04-12 10:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-04-12 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-04-13 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]typecast, 2005-04-11 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2005-04-12 03:29 am UTC

[info]shadownlite
2005-04-11 06:49 am UTC (link)
It's not a good "gay character" wank unless MsA comes and totes her LOTR fandom celebrity.

Lost can bring the wank....it's the new LOTR when it comes to that.

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