Gackt hates his American fans? And an extra: how to be a Wanky Moderator
There is a interesting little Jrock Wank going on at the Dears LJ community dedicated to Gackt.

It all starts when anime_grl_2286, an apparently new Gackt fan, begins beating a long dead horse:

ONOES! Gackt must not like American fans because he doesn’t do concerts here!


This causes a small reaction:

he probably hates us. Lol

He luvs us really! ... But not enough to come to the US

And no Gackt thread about a concert in the US would be complete without at least one clueless assumption concerning past fan events, as evinced by this post:

But he played in LAS Vegas and never told anyones....


Things calm down, and a true wank is barely avoided... or is it?

Enter cfchan also known as Cha. Just so you know Cha is a BNF/Moderator from Muse, a fansite dedicated to establishing a US fanclub for Gackt. In the last two weeks alone she has proven on several occasions via the Muse boards (requires a log in) that being a moderator does not actually require any moderating, it apparently only requires being quite wanky.

Cha decides to make a brand new post of her own to address the issue.

If you think her original post is not too wanky, have no fear it gets much better when Cha decides to drop the 'nice act' (was she ever nice?) and gets really wanky when she tells bijuarukei:

Don't argue with me on this. It’s a fight that you won't win because I am better informed on the business side of NC and Gackt's operations then you.

bijuarukei takes exception to cfchan's tone and her random throwing around of BNF status:

Do not wave around your BNF, moderator card in the hopes of swaying everyone into believing you because, frankly, that's very immature.


It goes down hill from there with several offshoot (and somewhat random) arguments like

MTV is the DEBIIIIILLLLL and Fuck TRENT REZNOR

I’m a stagehand and in a Union so I am the real authority!

I'm too old to put up with being talked to like a dumb 4 yr old.

And no wank would be complete without a knock at the wanker's grammar:

By the way, it's *than, not then.


This is just a peek at the excitment, and it continues to grow. I am sure you can still find many other good little tidbits.

Enjoy!



Didn't notice this the first time around, but serenevalkyrie is leaving Dears, because of the 'elitist' behavior. Oh no!

Apparently this makes serenevalkyrie a dumb cuntface, and the rest of Gackt's fans 'Fucks', if we are to believe usagiko:

Wow. You're a dumb cuntface. She's not being condsecending at all - she's trying to inform you fucks why Gackt won't play here.

I think she just won the internet. Yay her!




A moderator at Dears jumped in and put an end to the wank... somewhat.

According to her she asked CFchan to disable any further post which had the side effect of masking all previous post.

Have no fear though! There is still plenty of sycophancy and wankiness going on:

cfchan continues with her normal wanky behavior to the applause of her friends list.

And...

Gacktisgod breaks her BNF silence to pick sides!

If you don't want to read her extremely long wankarific post, I'll go ahead and condense it for you in one short sentence:

OMG TARDS it cost toooooo much money for Gackt to come to the US, YOU CUNTS!

I have a feeling the wank is in it's final death throes though, as it is not likely any of the CUNTS Gacktisgod is referring to will actually subject themselves to the massacre that would happen if they broke up the "Your sooooo RIGHTOMGS!!!!!!" party on her journal with anything even slightly dissenting.




Well.. looks like I was wrong, the wank is still going, it just seems to have moved into seperate wanky camps.

The two journals above are still going strong and I also found that bijuarukei hasn't missed the boat either.

She saved all the comments between her and cfchan and has now posted them on her journal here, and advertised them here.

Yay for those that came to the wank after comments were closed. This should provide some entertainment.

It's like the wank that won't die...