I spend too much time at IMDB.
I know, IMDb wank, dime a dozen.

So I bring you two unrelated IMDb wanks. Don't ask me to do math on the "dime a dozen" phrase, though.

#1: Elvis Presley was a more "deeply religious patriot" than James Dean.

Thank God for decent people like Elvis in this almost Sodam and Gomorrah world we now live in.

#2: Don't see Trainspotting, for there is one scene that displays violence toward an American.

IN HOLLYWOOD MOVIES, WE DONT HAVE SCENES IN ATTACKING FOREIGN PEOPLE. IS THIS BECAUSE THE BRITS ARE JEALOUS OF US? AND WANT TO PROMOTE VIOLENCE? I THINK IT IS.


BONUS: Not strictly wank, but too funny to ignore. More fake facts about Judy Garland than you'd ever want to know.

Some other Judy facts:

She was a licensed dental hygienist, though she never practiced.

She never used the same gynecologist more than once.

Nixon was going to appoint her as Ambassador of Love a month before she died.

She was a good woman.