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Ruby Tuesday ([info]ruby_tuesday) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-11 18:28:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused

Wha...?
[info]_hisgirlfriday_ makes a slightly bizarre post on [info]fm_alchemist:

Okay, I have been featured on Fandom Wank before, but it was a sock journal.

Now I want to get featured on f_w with my real journal. I asked my friends how to best go about accomplishing this, and more than one suggested joining this community.

So here I am. ^^ I'm also kinda/sorta into FMA, so that's a plus, but that's not really the main reason I joined.

It'd be really great if you guys could all start wanking now!

It's hard to the tell if the person is being serious, and the initial reaction is one of "bwah?"

But soon the comment count explodes, resulting in something that's...not all that wanky, but pretty funny in parts.


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[info]pseudelight
2005-04-12 04:38 am UTC (link)
And hey, it worked, here he is. Let's acknowledge the fellow's efforts!

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[info]wankprophet
2005-04-12 04:40 am UTC (link)
Errr...nice of you to oblige her. But the door for the trained heffalumps is thataway

Internet "fame" is like the common cold -- you can catch it from anything, even a basic doorknob, but why in hell would you want to?

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[info]pseudelight
2005-04-12 04:41 am UTC (link)
Internet "fame" is like the common cold -- you can catch it from anything, even a basic doorknob, but why in hell would you want to?

Sheer brilliance.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-04-12 08:01 am UTC (link)
Potty-trained, or just general obedience training?

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-04-12 04:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]glomobius, 2005-04-12 07:38 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-12 04:41 am UTC (link)
Aw, and here I was hoping it would somehow make it here in some form that didn't have the OP acknowledged at all. Alas, irony is neglected.

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[info]kalika_maxwell
2005-04-12 04:42 am UTC (link)
I'm trying to decide if this one is also asking for attention or what; http://www.livejournal.com/community/fm_alchemist/2042979.html

Either way, she's insulting me twice over, so I believe I should get involved in some way or other. I might be too lazy though. *ponders*

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[info]shoiryu
2005-04-12 05:12 am UTC (link)
Would've been SO much funnier if you hadn't oblidged her.

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(no subject) - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2005-04-12 05:19 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2005-04-12 06:00 am UTC
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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-04-12 05:43 am UTC (link)
*sigh*

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-12 05:46 am UTC (link)
Nawsarama posts some scans of Marvel's Next Big Thing. Partisan fanboys of DC's Next Big Thing remain unimpressed. Hilarity wankery ensues here (http://newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=0532f484bb07d1a6e4409dc9068caab8&threadid=31448&perpage=25&pagenumber=1).

In the words of one, more prescient poster: "Welcome to Newsarama. Sometimes you'll get two, three well thought out responses, then it devolves into a pissing contest by the same five guys with way too much time on their hands."

I desire cheese.

- Anonymouse

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[info]kami
2005-04-12 05:46 am UTC (link)
People actually want to be on fandom wank...? The internet scares me....

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-04-12 06:03 am UTC
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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-12 05:58 am UTC (link)
How tacky. Can't she make funny post about hoping to be quoted on metaquotes, like a respectable lamer would?

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-04-12 06:16 am UTC
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[info]tapedeck
2005-04-12 06:17 am UTC (link)
Way to go, you enabler.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-12 06:23 am UTC (link)
Question is, should we be _encouraging_ this poster by posting this here?

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(no subject) - [info]__kat__, 2005-04-12 07:51 am UTC

[info]kinneas
2005-04-12 06:27 am UTC (link)
Wo bist du, wank?

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-04-12 07:56 am UTC

[info]xburnbabyburnx
2005-04-12 06:44 am UTC (link)
......

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[info]whimsy_chan
2005-04-12 06:45 am UTC (link)
tl;dr. Off to make icons now. Someone poke me when there's real wank.

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[info]rashaka
2005-04-12 07:23 am UTC (link)
I liked

"I'll have you know we're trying to stay off Fandom Wank!"

We are? Really? I don't think that's possible.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-12 07:44 am UTC
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[info]shakeandbake
2005-04-12 07:34 am UTC (link)
As for myself, *I'd* like a big chocolate ice-cream.

C'mon, [info]ruby_tuesday. Pony up.

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[info]o_o
2005-04-12 08:32 am UTC (link)
Is there anything people won't do for attention?

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-04-12 12:03 pm UTC (link)
The comment threads are funny, but there's no wank. *sues for false wankvertising*

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[info]krazycat
2005-04-12 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Ok, that was random.


But obviously, it all comes down to porn in the end, so I guess it's on topic?

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[info]semtex
2005-04-13 02:05 am UTC (link)
Well, that was lame in an ljdrama.org kinda way.

The OP could've at least included BEWBIEZ to make up for the lack of wank. Jeebus.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-13 02:16 am UTC (link)
sorry for the totally newb-ish post, but what is the big FMA wank from (apparently a year ago) that everyone keeps refering too? what happened? (I can't find it or any FMA wanks in the archives, so I decided to ask)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-13 04:22 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-04-13 04:54 pm UTC (link)
But soon the comment count explodes, resulting in something that's...not all that wanky, but pretty funny in parts.

JournalFen users, I apologize on behalf of LJ for the psuedo-wank, but I do hope you found our pathetic attempts at insanely-early-morning humor amusing.

...At least you got a refresher course on "mom" jokes and the beloved "spoiler" meme. <3

[devils_devotion on LJ]

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[info]shinigami_co
2005-04-13 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, when someone asks if you'll put them on fandom_wank, you say NO.

Unfortunately, I figured I'd find this here as soon as I saw the post. Sigh.

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