Wha...?
_hisgirlfriday_ makes a slightly bizarre post on fm_alchemist:

Okay, I have been featured on Fandom Wank before, but it was a sock journal.

Now I want to get featured on f_w with my real journal. I asked my friends how to best go about accomplishing this, and more than one suggested joining this community.

So here I am. ^^ I'm also kinda/sorta into FMA, so that's a plus, but that's not really the main reason I joined.

It'd be really great if you guys could all start wanking now!

It's hard to the tell if the person is being serious, and the initial reaction is one of "bwah?"

But soon the comment count explodes, resulting in something that's...not all that wanky, but pretty funny in parts.