Trevor Blumas, world's most patient human, finally calls the cops
And wouldn't ya know--our old friend Michael Jerome/Master Yoda/Darth Vader is proud of it. More site traffic for him and his macrobiotic, Freemason-hating, boy-band-boffing delusions!

In The Globe, which Michael helpfully reprints in case you don't happen to have the most recent copy on your nightstand, Trevor says:

"Can you believe it? It's really, really, really bad. Before I tried to ignore it. But now it's gotten to the point where I just had to call the police and have an investigation."

Trevor, I'd say we've been in a near-constant state of not believing it since the site was first mentioned here. For those who have not yet made the voyage to Crazyland, take lots of bottled water and several flashlights.