Legion of Super-Wankers
This one's a few days old, but priceless none the less.

Over on the DC Comics forums, there tends to be a lot of small wank. Usually it comes in one little spurt, then everyone hurries to make apologies, clean up the mess and basically live in harmony. Every now and then, though, things aren't settled so easily.

Point in case? Ms Tree's open letter to DC about homosexual super-heroes from the Legion section of the forums. Right off the bat you have all the makings of a nice little wankfest: mentions of previous arguements, naming of names, calling the creators cowards and jerks. It's all there.

It slows down around page three when the OP stops posting, but gets a few light faps out around the end. Not bad for half a month's work.

Highlights include:

I stayed home because it was cheap but my parents did not give me a curfew. I went to gay bars and had sex with at least 100 men.

My degree in psychology (No good can ever come of anyone flashing credentials on the internet.)

And my favorite: No one wants to see "Captain Gayman and his bum badit avengers".