SG1 rapefic wank
Look what I've brought for you! Rare wank! Wank that usually dares to speak its name only on yahoo mailing lists! But now you get to share! W00t!

Link one:
Here's my fic, isn't it great? Sam's physically abused by her fiance, and to help her recover from this, the love of her life rapes her. Twice. And it's romantic and it's teh hawt sex! And they live happily ever after omg squee!

Link two:
Upon reading said fic, some big old meannies point out that rape is not romantic and that rape victims don't tend to go ga-ga over their rapists.

The author loses it and claims that she knows her story is emotionally realistic because she is a psychiatrist. Some of the big old meannies call her on this.

Many jump to the author's defense, saying that the big old meannies should not be mean and this is TEH BEST FIC EVAH and OMG WHERE'S THE SEQUEL, and it isn't rape! It can't be rape! Because he wuvs her!

And then the sock puppets show up.

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