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elgato_gamgins ([info]elgato_gamgins) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-16 12:52:00


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DeviantART, you've done it again!
This is a short, but amusing wank, and it's most likely to grow. The other day, I was browsing the DA forums and came upon this little fight. I bookmarked the page, hoping splooge would come, and it has!

~mooterfick posts in the movie forums, claiming Sin City "is the best movie that I have seen in a LONG time". They must get out much. People reply, agreeing, and featuring the occasional "no, this isn't THE best" reply.

Then,*pablov11 says the movie is crap. ~mooterfick is pissed.

You know what.. you can burn in hell for all of eternity.. if you didnt see the amazing skill put into that movie you must watch movies like Pee Wee's Big Adventure and think they are the greatest movies on earth.. good luck with Pokemon 3000 ya freak..

O_O All righty then! They fight a bit more, and then ~Follicle demands to know why *pablov11 doesn't like the movie in black and white. *shakes head* Go look for yourself.

And down the page there is MORE wank!


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(Anonymous)
2005-04-16 09:19 pm UTC (link)
pablov11: i didn't like they way it was half black and white...half red...and a bit yellow....

mooterfick: the things that were colored weer meant to be emphasized.. It seems as though you cannot be converted..

Sin City. It's like Schindler's List, in a way.

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[info]telophase
2005-04-16 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Gah, fanboy vs. fanboy in the cage match of the century year week moment.

Reminds me of finding much splooge over on the Penciljack forums after Spiderman II</s> came out, which ended up boiling down to "It sucked! How dare they insist on putting in characterization over wisecracking and webslinging!!"

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[info]chopperbetty
2005-04-16 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Lumping Pee Wee's Big Adventure with Pokemon? What's up with that? Pee Wee was a great movie!

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[info]mooncalf
2005-04-17 02:10 am UTC (link)
I know! Those boys better not be steppin' to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That's all I'm sayin'.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-16 11:10 pm UTC (link)
Bet it's some Elijah Wood fancuntgirl.

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[info]reinhardt
2005-04-16 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Mooterfick and pavlov11 BOTH come off as total jackasses. And really... what's so wrong about Pee Wee's Big Aventure? What... because it isn't all blood, guts and boobs, it's automatically labeled as crap and shoved into the same bin as Pokemon? WTF mate?!

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Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
(Anonymous)
2005-04-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Dear Mooterfick,

Hi, Common Sense writing. I'm sensing you need my bountiful wisdom, so here it is.

First of all, what kind of Right Wing Nutter are you to tell those that have the audacity to not adore Sin City to "burn in hell?" Good God, it's a movie, you imbecile! If such matters make you so angry that you want to condemn your opposition to fiery damnation, get your ass out of the theater and into a pyschologist's office.

I'm guessing Sin City was OMFG TEH BEST MOVIE EVAR because Elijah Wood was in it, huh? You're an EW Fangirl? That's cool, so am I. I'm just more in touch with reality, apparently.... and from the sounds of this letter, more arrogant, too, though it's beyond the current point.

However, know that it's okay to dislike a movie even if your celebrity crush is in it. Yeah, Elijah's in it, yes, he's attractive, I know this drill. But I promise you, he's not going to care or be offended if not everyone enjoys every last movie he was ever in. I don't know him personally, but I'll bet there are movies out there that he dislikes, too.

And if you aren't an EW fangirl, are you arguing that this movie is so wonderful because of its effects? So it's black and white with a few camera and color tricks. Hate to say this, but Sin City isn't some cinematic miracle child because of it. (Wizard of Oz, anyone?)

Somehow, methinks that you're all uppity about this because you can't betray your dear Elijah by not thinking this movie was some kind of cinematic masterpiece. Was it cool? Sure, at times. Too long, dragged out a bit much... Feel free to come and tear me up for my Elijah Blasphemy.

And you know what, just because someone doesn't like Sin City doesn't make them a film moron. Could I equally argue that someone who doesn't like Citizen Kane (1941) is a cinematic simpleton? It sure follows the logic you're using...

So go ahead and love Sin City until your little heart bursts, but realize that some of us have different likes/dislikes from you, and despite what you may think, it doesn't make us braindead drool machines. It also doesn't mean we're Hell fodder, either.

Yours,
Common Sense

(As dictated to LJ User Mandibrandybuck).

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
[info]pope_shane
2005-04-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
Whereas I thought it was brilliant, because it was well acted, brilliantly cast, and the most faithful comic book adaptation I have ever seen.

And because Alexis Bledel was in it *squeesnerk*

The pope does not approve of this wank at all, due to its level of boring patheticness. Surely someone should be bringing Hitler into the arguement about now.

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
[info]cleolinda
2005-04-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
Whereas I thought it was brilliant, because it was well acted, brilliantly cast, and the most faithful comic book adaptation I have ever seen

... and because I'm a Clive Owen fangirl. What? Stop looking at me like that.

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
[info]heddychaa
2005-04-17 03:07 am UTC (link)
man. I was just about to say that. every time he came on screen my boyfriend jabbed me in the ribs.

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
[info]cleolinda
2005-04-17 03:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I spent a good third of the movie swooning over his red Chucks and The Hair That Attained Sentience.

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 07:25 am UTC (link)
I didn't dislike Sin City, but it's not a movie I'd go see over and over and condemn people to hell and burnination if they disagreed with me. ^_^

But you mentioned it was the most faithful adaptation you'd seen -- I thought I was the only one who'd actually read the comics! Whee! There's more Sin City geeks out there than just me. We should breed.

Plus, the "color" thing... sometimes fell flat on my colorblind ass.

Mandibrandybuck (LJ)

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
[info]skarrow
2005-04-17 06:21 pm UTC (link)
I liked it for all the hotness and righteous smiting. I didn't read much of the comics, but.. but..

Angsty, gritty menfolk and ladies in Not Much At All. Grarl.

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
[info]elgato_gamgins
2005-04-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
Mandi! I found you again on here! Create a damn account!

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 07:09 am UTC (link)
I'll bet there are movies out there that he dislikes, too

Ones he's been in, even.

I can't remember where I saw it now, but in some interview or other he made a comment about North that let on that he knew how bad that movie was. (North is the film about which Roger Ebert famously wrote, "I hated, hated, hated this movie.")

(rimrunner @ LJ)

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 07:26 am UTC (link)
Hee... Yup, that was the one I was referring to... that Common Sense was referring to, actually, I was just typing it out for her.

Mandibrandybuck (LJ)

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Re: Common Sense Writes to Mooterfick
(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 08:17 am UTC (link)
But North was good!

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Random AnonyMouse Sin City Wank Report
(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Okay, this is probably bad manners, but I thought this might interest you - possibly the single wankiest thread ever to appear on the IMDb boards.

Incredible stupidity and prejudices on both sides here (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/board/nest/17422406).

I'm warning you, though, it's massive. And quite painfully stupid in places.

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