|
|
Great God Dragon (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} daijinryuu) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2003-06-10 14:33:00 |
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
Hell hath no fury like a Crystalis fan scorned
So, it all started when a website I write for and sort of co-run started up a feature to last us through the month while a new format and layout is being set up, the Top 25 Rad NES Games. We got a lot of guest people to help it out, including J. Parish of ToastyFrog fame. Parish put up a link to our site on his front page a couple days before the feature started.
Now, the list of how rad these 25 games were was from a poll one of the site's writers took to make some page for his programming class final. In that list, Crystalis managed to make it to #24. Then, on one of the ToastyFrog boards, a guy nicknamed Spram wrote a DIATRIBE about how much Crystalis ruled, and how much we sucked for putting it so low on the list:
So Chibi Chan Nudity (the link is in Parish's front page!) ranked the awesome Crystalis as NES's #24 totally rad game.. Next to Doctor Mario (an insult to the vastly superior Crystalis).
As you dont know or care, Crystalis is my favorite game of all time. I know it's not the best made ever, but it's my favorite. I dont care if the caves are boring repetitive mazes or that the animation is bad or that veating Stom's training is either too difficult or too easy for no logical reasons.
But some idiots in the CCN thing (thankfully, Parish was not one of them, I "like" the guy) dont like Crystalis... How? HOW? HOOOOOWWWWW?
I am not in the mood for writting. But Crystalis is better than these games:
1. Metal Gear Solid. Why? Crystalis never bores you with crap 40-minute cutscenes about stupid crap.
2. Resident Evil. Why? Crystalis doesn't take forever to load rooms. Crystalis doesn't have the single worst control of a game people actually like.
3. Metroid Prime. Why? Crystalis doesn't give me motion sickness.
4. Zelda: A Link to the Past. Why? Crystalis doesn't have a crap dark world where everything is ugly.
5. Chess. Why? I can play Crystalis by myself.
6. Sex. Why? I can play Crystalis by myself.
7. Masturbation. Why? After finishing Crystalis I dont feel like It wasn't worth it and have to do it again and again and again until my fingers hurt.
8. Made in Wario's toast-grabbing game. Why? In Crystalis I dont have to have good reflexes.
9. Being Hispanic. Why? When I play Crystalis I dont see Super Mario Bros. 3 telling me that I'm playing Crystalis.
10. Writting this. Why? Because Crystalis is actually fun.
Crystalis > CCN
So, it all started when a website I write for and sort of co-run started up a feature to last us through the month while a new format and layout is being set up, the Top 25 Rad NES Games. We got a lot of guest people to help it out, including J. Parish of ToastyFrog fame. Parish put up a link to our site on his front page a couple days before the feature started.
Now, the list of how rad these 25 games were was from a poll one of the site's writers took to make some page for his programming class final. In that list, Crystalis managed to make it to #24. Then, on one of the ToastyFrog boards, a guy nicknamed Spram wrote a DIATRIBE about how much Crystalis ruled, and how much we sucked for putting it so low on the list:
So Chibi Chan Nudity (the link is in Parish's front page!) ranked the awesome Crystalis as NES's #24 totally rad game.. Next to Doctor Mario (an insult to the vastly superior Crystalis).
As you dont know or care, Crystalis is my favorite game of all time. I know it's not the best made ever, but it's my favorite. I dont care if the caves are boring repetitive mazes or that the animation is bad or that veating Stom's training is either too difficult or too easy for no logical reasons.
But some idiots in the CCN thing (thankfully, Parish was not one of them, I "like" the guy) dont like Crystalis... How? HOW? HOOOOOWWWWW?
I am not in the mood for writting. But Crystalis is better than these games:
1. Metal Gear Solid. Why? Crystalis never bores you with crap 40-minute cutscenes about stupid crap.
2. Resident Evil. Why? Crystalis doesn't take forever to load rooms. Crystalis doesn't have the single worst control of a game people actually like.
3. Metroid Prime. Why? Crystalis doesn't give me motion sickness.
4. Zelda: A Link to the Past. Why? Crystalis doesn't have a crap dark world where everything is ugly.
5. Chess. Why? I can play Crystalis by myself.
6. Sex. Why? I can play Crystalis by myself.
7. Masturbation. Why? After finishing Crystalis I dont feel like It wasn't worth it and have to do it again and again and again until my fingers hurt.
8. Made in Wario's toast-grabbing game. Why? In Crystalis I dont have to have good reflexes.
9. Being Hispanic. Why? When I play Crystalis I dont see Super Mario Bros. 3 telling me that I'm playing Crystalis.
10. Writting this. Why? Because Crystalis is actually fun.
Crystalis > CCN
Post a comment in response:
