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Borus Redrum ([info]borus_redrum) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-17 16:35:00


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Current mood:Caffeinated

Sessler Mini Wank. Prepare for AdeleTrolls.
Many of us at F_W love to hate Adele Sessler, the quasi-decent artist with an ego the size of Alaska. We all know that she's vanitypublished a book that's just a rehash of her old Zelda Fanfics.

Now, it would seem that one of her mindless fans has written fanfic about her "Wars of Avenon" crap which she posts on her website.

Now, on the message board (sorry, you'll have to register to see the "Wars of Avenon" forum) this wanna-be Adele fanboi posts asking for feedback on his latest chapter, and he states:
"I didn't want to use Adele's characters too much, the fact that they stayed in that hideout for much of the book felt a little restraining, which would have prevented me from explaining the one thing that actually bugged me during the book"

Which causes Ms. Adele to ask an annoyed question and then a few posts below it she tries to explain her very contrived and retarded storyline.


Hmm...I don't quite think hoardes of keure and sintar and even Mimic spies combing through the Nefar hills counts as a light search effort. :P Ryvan even managed to get a mimic spy to find Shion and join her band, but the enemies who were to relay the information were luckily killed before they could return. Everywhere Falen went he ran into keure and sintar bands. Pretty much every chapter when he was with Shion, and trying to find Shion he encountered enemies. Guarding the hideout from them was a constant round-the-clock job. The silenes literally avoided detection by the skin of their teeth and the protection of the Rover. They were only in hiding for about a year...that's not much time for an already challenged army to search an entire kingdom wilderness and mountain range for a small band of very wary nature-loving pointy-ears. ^_^


Not much yet, but like Cassie Claire, Adele just brings the wank.



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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 12:02 am UTC (link)
Aww, the second link requires a username and login. :( Mind copy/pasting or some such for us non-members to see?

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[info]shakeandbake
2005-04-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
Password required. My short attention span has already wandered off.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 01:10 am UTC (link)
*cries for lack of password*

A-Mouse-in-need-of-cheese

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 01:41 am UTC (link)
Had to make an account to read the posts...Adele still sucks, but I'm surprised she's allowing fanfic. Remember when she wouldn't even let one of her drones readers print out the story?

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 03:20 am UTC (link)
That'd be kind of hypocritical, since her story is a fanfic with the names changed. But, hey, hypocrisy has never stopped her before.

-- Ash

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[info]crickets
2005-04-18 07:30 am UTC (link)
Is she related to Moon Mistress?

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[info]deoridhe
2005-04-18 03:40 am UTC (link)
We love to hate people?

Who knew?

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[info]cesare
2005-04-18 03:54 am UTC (link)
Not me, but I guess I stand informed.

Many of us at F_W love to hate whatsername...

Evidently many of us at F_W need to get a grip.

Also, OP, "mindless" -- "contrived" -- "retarded"? I have a feeling most people are assuming this is a grudge wank and skipping right by.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-04-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
After reading some samples of Adele's work from the last time she was wanked, "mindless", "contrived", and "retarded" strike me as statements of fact. But a horrible story does not equal wank.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 04:46 am UTC (link)
Mindless, contrived, and stolen from fanfiction. All true, so probably not a grudge. Plus Adele's wanked hard and fast in the past. Too bad she went and deleted the thread not minutes after BR posted the wank.

~Kels~

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-18 05:48 am UTC (link)
Unlike the last time when I was told that I love to hate that person, I have a broad idea who she is, now.
I think I might well be able to learn to hate her if I were stuck in an elevator with her, or over the course of a long train journey maybe - or, you know, if I would move in the same fandom circles, like the people who are convinced that everyone hates her.

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[info]deoridhe
2005-04-18 06:17 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure I'm capable of hating someone over the internet... I mean, dude... it's the INTERNET. I reserve my hate for people who hurt me constantly over a long period of time and do damage to my friends, not some goob with a Comcast account.

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-18 06:54 am UTC (link)
Nah, hating over the internet I know I can do, about random absurdities. Just, it rarely holds up for more than a couple of days, because I instinctively avoid the people I hate and on the internet that usually works, so I can calm down.

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[info]platedlizard
2005-04-18 07:15 am UTC (link)
Well, if by 'hate' we mean by 'find endlessly amusing' then yes.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 04:43 am UTC (link)
She deleted the thread.
Ah well.
Better luck next time, Borus.
Knowing Adele, she'll live to wank again.

PKT

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ealusaid
2005-04-18 06:11 am UTC (link)
Less than intelligent, check, but I'm somehow failing to see the wank. Maybe it's just me.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 10:45 am UTC (link)
I'm infinately amused that Adele and Crazy Sailormoon Chick are sharing the top page on F_W. My hate for Adele burns with the passion of a thousand firey suns. As a friend of mine says, she needs a ladder so that she can get over herself.

~Cynders

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[info]buttercat
2005-04-18 06:50 pm UTC (link)
DAMN! Deleted already. Oooh, she's a quick little revisionist, isn't she? Any chance you saved the entire thread? Me luvs Adele wank.

Oh, by the way, the Keure? Used to be Redeads in LOZ. :D

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[info]buttercat
2005-04-18 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, one more thing: absolute kudos to Adele for not knowing what the hell "literally" means:

"The silenes literally avoided detection by the skin of their teeth and the protection of the Rover."

Literally! By the skin of their teeth! The Silenes, they have skin on their teeth, honestly! Weren't the Silenes TEH SUPREME RACE of her world? Odd that TEH OMG SUPREEEME RACE has skin on their teeth. ^_^

Adele is more fun than she should be.

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[info]oddplaces
2005-04-19 02:00 am UTC (link)
Aargh, yes, people who think "literally" means "metaphorically" drive me buggy.

Or maybe she's saying they "literally avoided detection"--that would make sense, as if they only metaphorically avoided detection, there wouldn't be much story. :D (I'm having a "Calvin and Hobbes" flashback, to Hobbes questioning Stupendous Man's prowess, and Calvin replying, "Well, they were all moral victories!")

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 04:19 am UTC (link)
Or maybe she's saying they "literally avoided detection"--that would make sense, as if they only metaphorically avoided detection, there wouldn't be much story.

It would also be completely pointless. I am LITERALLY replying to you on the internet! ;)

Oh, but this is Adele. "Pointless" is one of her many middle names.

Not literally, though. ;D

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[info]toxictattoo
2005-04-19 05:46 pm UTC (link)
You win!

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[info]oddplaces
2005-04-19 01:58 am UTC (link)
I am saddened by this -- I vaguely recall her as a decent artist, in the days when she was on Elfwood.

Then, I never read her story, so all I know is that it was (I believe) Legend of Zelda future-fic of some sort. Thus I am grieved to hear that she has ego problems to match that infamous member of my own fandom whose name shall not be spoken.

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