This is my first F_W wank, so I apologize if this is too long.

Michael Pardo, aka Master_Yoda, Pappa-999, bigger_bandit, Trevor_Loves_Hayden, Haydens_Boy and so many many more IDs on googlegroups, YahooGroups, and IMDb, is no stranger to F_W. Hoping to find some confirmation of the Globe article linked in the last F_W post about him, I googled "Trevor Blumas stalker". I found a number of very recent references to this guy's site on various blogs and boards, accompanied by much hilarity on the part of posters - except for one board.

Trevor Blumas was apparently once in a band called Staylefish. The Stalker of A Thousand Sockpuppets has been making unwelcome visits to the band's new Website guestbook:
bandit (cali) Tuesday March 15, 2005 @ 12:38 PM

yo, bitches. yo keep up that good anal detective work, and don't forget to "give it up" to whomever wants it too. i luv you guys, and i miss what we used to do.

great site, homos. keep up the good work, and see ya soon. luv your butts like i love my big bandit, haha!

There's a bunch of messages that follow this about the band having sex with 14 year old girls which the WM says are from one crazy guy pretending to be multiple people. He's obsessed with an old band member. In another post he adds.

staylefish Sunday April 10, 2005 @ 9:25 PM

Here is further proof that Michael Pardo is very mentally ill. This is for the fans, read and get a good laugh at this email. What a pathetic individual.

Where's that lawsuit you promised, you filthy disgusting lying murderous animals?

Where is it? It ain't coming, is it? Because you got nothing, do you? Because I got a million times more on you than you might ever have on me, and I know the truth too. And I will expose that truth, every single bit of it, and with a FURY too, if you ever sue, and I WANT YOU TO SUE!

All you can do is scream lying posts when I tell you the truth about yourselves, and now I must conclude that one of Trevor's old e-mail addresses has been forwarded to one or all of you, and that's okay with me too.

You are a bunch of filthy disgusting murderous lying animals. I will fight you all to my death or until I get you to murder me, which is fine with me too. And you will NEVER understand why I am doing what I am doing and that I am doing it because I love Trevor more than all of you could ever imagine and more than you could ever love him.

I won't lie for Trevor, because it is the wrong thing to do for his immortal soul, but you filthy bastards ARE lying, and you KNOW IT! You all make me sick, because of who you are and who you have aligned yourselves with.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You are the most despicable life forms in the Universe, and I will fight you to the death now.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you filthy disgusting lying murderous animals.

Staylefish, which plays reggae/ska music of an activist nature laced with strong homosexual overtones, and which has at least one communist band member (ahem), apparently does not appreciate the fugly and interminable (not to mention defamatory) website Mr.1001 Socks has made for them.

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	loopywafflehead 2005-04-18 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Yes this person is crazy, but the phrase "anal detective work" is fantastic. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-04-18 01:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm amazes no-one's ever used it in the Sherlock Holmes slash fandom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loopywafflehead 2005-04-18 11:43 am UTC (link)
	sporfle and chokes on tea I would pay chocolate to read that! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pesky 2005-04-18 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. To me, "Anal detective work" doesn't even begin to hold a candle to "these closeted gay genocidal Hollywood celebrities, these liars, these hypocrites, these murderers". I think he may be losing his touch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loopywafflehead 2005-04-18 11:44 am UTC (link)
	"these closeted gay genocidal Hollywood celebrities, these liars, these hypocrites, these murderers". Oooh, that's pretty good too! Sounds like a great idea for a movie, gay genocidal celebrities! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	havocthecat 2005-04-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
	icon love (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2005-04-18 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Erm. He spells and punctuates well. (Reply to this)

	cill_ros 2005-04-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
	He seems to be too attached to the words filthy, disgusting, lying murderous and animals, though. (Reply to this)

	shadownlite 2005-04-18 02:41 am UTC (link)
	The more I see this guy in action...the scarier he becomes. He is definitely a stalker. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	miss_kitten 2005-04-18 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Ya think? ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-04-18 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Is it wrong of my brain to substitue the word "furry" for the word "fury"? Yours, The Anonymouse (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gobsmacked 2005-04-18 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Is it wrong of my brain to substitue the word "furry" for the word "fury"? Quite natural, IMO, given his predeliction for calling people filthy disgusting lying murderous animals (Reply to this)(Parent)

	princessdot 2005-04-19 05:50 am UTC (link)
	~face plant~ is it wrong that I just NOW realized it was FURY and not furry? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	erototoxin 2005-04-18 03:42 am UTC (link)
	You are the most despicable life forms in the Universe, and I will fight you to the death now. Hey, I don't like reggae much either, but isn't that a bit over the top? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	shadownlite 2005-04-18 09:55 am UTC (link)
	You have to admit...watching a cagematch between them would be fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	boadicea 2005-04-18 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Yep, definitely crazier than Ms. Allegro, something that few thought would ever be possible. Must be a sign of the apocalypse. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gobsmacked 2005-04-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Must be a sign of the apocalypse The Four Horsemen of the Wankopolis? is inspired (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pointsandlaughs 2005-04-19 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Wankopolis, sounds like a good name for a board game edition of f_w... Your inspiration is ~~pastede on ya~~...er, inspiring... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gobsmacked 2005-04-18 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	The Four Horsemen of the Wankopolis I meant The Four Horsemen of the Wankalypse I'm inspired but over-tired. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	altoidsaddict 2005-04-18 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I think his stalker and my stalker should get together and go bowling. Take away his coherence and his ability to punctuate and form complete sentences, and you've got my guy. Wait, I haven't heard from the little munchkin in a few months... I wonder if I've been forsaken for a C-list teen actor. sobs (Reply to this)

	crickets 2005-04-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
	I will fight you all to my death or until I get you to murder me, which is fine with me too. blinkblink I won't lie for Trevor, because it is the wrong thing to do for his immortal soul Wait, what? Ow. (Reply to this)

	fandom_bitch 2005-04-18 09:34 am UTC (link)
	Yikes! This guy is batshit crazy. I took a look at his website and a part of my brian died afterwards. If I had've kept on going, I would have lost enough intelligence to finally fit in at work. Oh, did I say that? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gobsmacked 2005-04-18 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Icon worship! (Am classicist). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fandom_bitch 2005-04-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	I did a few courses on ancient epic literature and loved it (I'm an archaeologist in my degree though). Aside from the classical works, I also covered The Tain (Irish), The Epic of Gilgamesh and the nordic and anglo-saxon epics. Great fun! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gobsmacked 2005-04-21 05:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm not really a literature person by inclination - more of a historian. However, I am a big mythology fan. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melloniel 2005-04-18 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god, I scanned his site, and wow. He's fucking insane. (Reply to this)