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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-18 18:11:00


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Entry tags:fandom: my little pony, person: dietotaku

Yeah, they're fighting over plastic horses
EZBOARD LINK. only click if you have a good pop up blocker/firefox.

It's high noon at the pony boards when someone makes the mistake of asking:

Lol so we finally got to see them in person.. in pony I mean :)
and they do have wings, the toy fair ones were not prototypes.

Can't believe they look so.. stupid?! with those puny little wings, and pink to that.
Well I might buy the purple one after all :b


The first comment? A complaint about the post.

But that's standard.

No, it's when Dietotaku (yes, that old fan-favourite) and Midnight Rainbow come in swinging!

BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE THING (said by Dietotaku):

if a friend walked into your house, that you had poured your heart and soul into decorating, and said "wow, this place looks like crap. i hate that color, it's so stupid! what's up with these stupid curtains?" wouldn't you be offended? it's the same thing. i'm sitting in my apartment messing with avalonia or jazz matazz or snow el, thinking "you're so pretty in your own special way," and people are telling me they're ugly and stupid. that triggers a knee-jerk reaction in me where i say "screw off, they are NOT stupid and ugly! YOU'RE stupid and ugly!" i feel very passionately about my ponies, so attacks on the ponies i love cause a visceral reaction in me. maybe most people can be insulted like that and shrug it off or laugh, but i can't. that's just me.



(and for those who aren't pony collectors: g1, g2, and g3 refer to the different ponies released over the years. g1 is the first line, g3 are the current ones that just started producing pegasi with itty bitty wings)

edit: I snipped the quote and bolded the parts I especially liked.


EDIT THE SECOND:

Quoth Dietotaku:

well, nevermind then. clearly i'm hopelessly @#%$-up, with a thought pattern that is so far gone from anyone else on the planet that i may as well be considered an alien life form. i will never understand other people and no one will ever understand me. i should just stop posting on the internet completely and stop burdening everyone with my psychotic tirades that no one could possibly comprehend.


teasing's not nice :(



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(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 02:25 am UTC (link)
Oh, My Little Pony. ♥ Your cup over floweth with wank.
-Some kind of mouse

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[info]wankprophet
2005-04-19 02:28 am UTC (link)
::checks userinfo::

Damn! Hinkey took down the rule about "no pony-wank evah!"

If it were put back up again, it'd violate the legal principle against "ex post facto." Justice, I suppose...must prevail. ::sigh:: I hate justice.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-19 02:30 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-19 02:37 am UTC

[info]kami
2005-04-19 02:31 am UTC (link)
Funny, I never noticed how people talking about unattractive plastic ponies actually equals a personal insult.

Maybe it takes being a completely batshit wankwhote to understand?

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(no subject) - [info]kami, 2005-04-19 02:32 am UTC
Huh. - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-04-19 06:32 am UTC
Re: Huh. - [info]vasaris, 2005-04-19 10:43 am UTC

[info]shakeandbake
2005-04-19 02:41 am UTC (link)
But...aren't we all so pretty, in our own special way?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 07:26 pm UTC

[info]soleta
2005-04-19 02:47 am UTC (link)
I wish the makers would make beaded ponies. I totally want one.

of course they probably already do, in which case you can ignore me forever and ever.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-04-19 03:09 am UTC
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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-19 02:47 am UTC (link)
They DON'T have puny little wings! YOU have puny little wings!

Why go for the lesser of two infantile retorts?

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OMG so meeeen - [info]ourself, 2005-04-19 08:55 am UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-19 09:16 am UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]vasaris, 2005-04-19 10:46 am UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]omega, 2005-04-19 01:10 pm UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-19 03:14 pm UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]dark_puck, 2005-04-19 05:11 pm UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]vasaris, 2005-04-19 10:01 pm UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]ourself, 2005-04-20 09:29 am UTC
Re: OMG so meeeen - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-20 10:54 am UTC
Bwa! - [info]ourself, 2005-04-21 04:14 am UTC

[info]ahiru
2005-04-19 03:16 am UTC (link)
i'm sitting in my apartment messing with avalonia or jazz matazz or snow el, thinking "you're so pretty in your own special way," and people are telling me they're ugly and stupid.

And that makes Avalonia and Jazz Matazz and Moonflower Daisyfuzz and Dipsy Tipsy cry. You don't want the ponies to cry, do you?

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Ask and ye shall receive - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 03:48 am UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - [info]kittikattie, 2005-04-19 07:16 am UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - [info]suzycat, 2005-04-19 09:00 am UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 03:55 pm UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - [info]ahiru, 2005-04-19 03:57 pm UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - [info]sahz, 2005-04-19 01:39 pm UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 03:57 pm UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-04-20 12:50 am UTC
Re: Ask and ye shall receive - [info]teapotgirl, 2005-04-20 06:52 pm UTC

[info]vengeance_bean
2005-04-19 03:31 am UTC (link)
...makes me want to yell back until the other side submits to my views. it's part a desire to control, and part because i probably get entertainment out of confrontation.

OMG i will CONTRL TEH PONY BOREDS!!11!!!

Dietotaku is my new favorite person.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 07:28 pm UTC

[info]miss_kitten
2005-04-19 03:34 am UTC (link)
i feel very passionately about my ponies, so attacks on the ponies i love cause a visceral reaction in me.

Okay. Take a deep breath, dislodge your little fingers from the keyboard, and GO OUTSIDE. Do not pass go, do not collect your ponies on the way. You need to experience life.

Jesus, adopt a pet or something. Are these people serious?

And finally: *points very emphatically to icon*

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 03:36 am UTC (link)
It's all MY fault!

When I was following all that Usagi Kou wank, all I kept thinking was, 'Isn't Sailor Moon a kids' cartoon? Where is all this angst coming from? Next thing you know, we'll see My Little Pony wank."

A case of careful what you wish for, definitely. Except, not so much wishing for it as dreading and fearing it.

I've committed thoughtcrime.



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(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-04-19 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-21 12:19 am UTC
You Think the WANK is Bad? - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 06:59 pm UTC
Re: You Think the WANK is Bad? - [info]deejay435, 2005-04-19 07:28 pm UTC

[info]eclair
2005-04-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
...I feel so naive, but I tried looking up "visceral" reaction and I still have no clue what it is. None the less, should someone even experience that over plastic ponies?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 04:07 am UTC
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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-04-19 04:12 am UTC (link)
For some reason, as I read this wank, Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" got stuck in my head.

"You are beautiful in every single way, words can't bring you down...."


They're little plastic ponies, people. Get a grip.

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I had no idea
(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 04:15 am UTC (link)
I had no idea that people collected MLP! AND wanked over them!

Must dig mine up and auction them off! Or torture them and start a I hate MLP website with photos!

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Re: I had no idea - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-04-19 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2005-04-20 01:27 pm UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2005-04-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
It is as I said last Pony wank...

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[info]aerobot
2005-04-19 04:31 am UTC (link)
... Wow, the internet just keeps surprising me with people who take things way too fucking seriously.

I know I should know better, but DAMN.

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*is amused*
(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 05:01 am UTC (link)
Wow... I can't believe how much the My Little Pony fandom wanks. This is what, the fourth/fifth wank from this fandom I've seen here? (Not a whole lot, considering. But still. Heh.) But then again I shouldn't talk; my fandom is Harry Potter... *facepalm*

Katz from LJ

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Re: *is amused* - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-19 05:03 am UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]kittikattie, 2005-04-19 07:18 am UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-19 07:37 am UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]jaseroque, 2005-04-20 05:14 pm UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]phosfate, 2005-04-19 06:21 pm UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]hermiones_hymen, 2005-04-19 08:53 am UTC
Noooo! - [info]dark_puck, 2005-04-19 05:17 pm UTC
Re: Noooo! - [info]phosfate, 2005-04-19 06:21 pm UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2005-04-19 06:20 pm UTC
Re: *is amused* - [info]fiatincantatum, 2005-04-20 03:21 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 05:46 am UTC (link)
Minor David Duchovny wank:

http://lionsgatedirectors.com/duchovny/2005/04/grey-hairs.html

DD has a blog at the LGF website. He talks about the bad reviews. A lot of it is OMG I <3<3<3<3<3 YOU1111!1 stuff, but there are some detractors, namely:

Maaynie writes:
Where are all these good critics reviews you are talking about, Davie?
And those negative reviews aren't just in LA and Chicago:those darn grey hairs seem to be just about everywhere. Hey! just like on Robin Williams arms...weird..must be an X File...
Did you read the review in about.com? Did you ran over her cat or something?


And later:

Dave, I know what I'm going to say will irk you and your fans but deep down you'll know I'm right:
The best thing that can happen to the House of D right now is getting Gillian Anderson to come and watch it, preferably with David.
Think about it: someone will leak it to the press, they'll jump at the chance for the first photo op these two had since The X Files, the public will see the photos in US or People or whatever and hear it on E! and take notice about the movie.
Now, the two major problems in getting this plan into action are:
1. David's ego is too big to call Gillian and ask her to see it.
2. Getting Gillian to agree to waste 90 min on this (as most critic claim) horrid flick...


Then some guy named Das Kapital shows up:

I don't suppose David even reads these messages, but I'd just like to say that as much as I loved Mulder and the X-Files I hated House of D.

I'm sure this post will be deleted by his handlers before even his kiss-ass, celeb-chasing schmoozing fans here can howl with outrage, but that's okay, I've said what I had to say.

Nobody can and could do Mulder except David Duchovny but this new movie of his sucks. Sorry if you don't appreciate my honesty, but that's how it is.

We're always being told that David is a smart guy, and I have no reason to dispute that, so I'm betting that he learned a lot from the experience of making House of D, and I hope he gets another chance to do it right next time.


and

Lotte,

You epitomise everything most wrong with David Duchovny's stupidest fans.

Nowhere in my original message did I say or imply that I'm anti-David Duchovny. In fact I did just the opposite, by praising him as Fox Mulder.

I did not give him any advice either. All I said was that I'm sure he learned a lot from the experience of making House of D, and I hope he gets another chance to use what he learned to make a much better picture.

And yes I am an X-Files fan. That was a great show, and David was great on it. But I didn't like House of D. This is a feedback site for that movie, and I provided some feedback.

You only want to hear nice things said about him? Tough. Start your own site and ban anyone who doesn't say what you want them to say and think what you want them to think.


And people jump on his ass. It's tiny, but I'm hopeful! If it's X-Files related, it has to get crazy sometime, yes?

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-19 06:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]afuna, 2005-04-19 01:06 pm UTC

[info]teleute
2005-04-19 10:07 am UTC (link)
Dude, what the fuck is this new obsession with MLPs, anyway? It seems like suddenly they're the Hot New Wank Item or whatever.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-04-19 03:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-04-19 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2005-04-19 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2005-04-19 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-04-20 05:16 pm UTC

[info]vasaris
2005-04-19 10:41 am UTC (link)
I can't tease you?

*pouts*

But I *like* playing with combs and hairspray and making your hair stick up all funny!

*stubs toe into dirt*

You're no fun.

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(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-04-19 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2005-04-19 09:55 pm UTC

[info]cjk
2005-04-19 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh, look. Yet more people who consider "lol" valid punctuation marks or or interjections.

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[info]mirabellawotr
2005-04-19 04:18 pm UTC (link)
i'm sitting in my apartment messing with avalonia or jazz matazz or snow el, thinking "you're so pretty in your own special way,"

So, um. Is anyone else picturing Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane," sitting on the floor in a pinafore and bow with pancake doll makeup covering her 100-year-old face, playing with My Little Ponies and bellowing "But ya DO, Blanche! Ya DO have little pink wings!"?

Am rather disturbed by this.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-20 07:35 am UTC

[info]dark_puck
2005-04-19 05:22 pm UTC (link)
well, nevermind then. clearly i'm hopelessly @#%$-up, with a thought pattern that is so far gone from anyone else on the planet that i may as well be considered an alien life form. i will never understand other people and no one will ever understand me. i should just stop posting on the internet completely and stop burdening everyone with my psychotic tirades that no one could possibly comprehend.


*crosses fingers and prays*

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(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2005-04-21 02:11 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 07:04 pm UTC (link)
What's sad is that a lot of these women are in their 30s and 40s (if not older). People that age shouldn't obssess over plastic ponies with glittery, sparkly wings. It's a violation of the natural order of things. Possibly one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse.

Badger

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-19 07:26 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-19 08:28 pm UTC (link)
You know, it's weird, but every time I see a Pony Wank,

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[info]jaina
2005-04-19 10:05 pm UTC (link)
HOLY CRAP, that image of Inuyasha-as-a-MLP that one of those people has in her signature is freaking TERRIFYING. I think I need a brain scrub.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-04-20 05:18 pm UTC



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