Yeah, they're fighting over plastic horses
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It's high noon at the pony boards when someone makes the mistake of asking:

Lol so we finally got to see them in person.. in pony I mean :)
and they do have wings, the toy fair ones were not prototypes.

Can't believe they look so.. stupid?! with those puny little wings, and pink to that.
Well I might buy the purple one after all :b

The first comment? A complaint about the post.

But that's standard.

No, it's when Dietotaku (yes, that old fan-favourite) and Midnight Rainbow come in swinging!

BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE THING (said by Dietotaku):

if a friend walked into your house, that you had poured your heart and soul into decorating, and said "wow, this place looks like crap. i hate that color, it's so stupid! what's up with these stupid curtains?" wouldn't you be offended? it's the same thing. i'm sitting in my apartment messing with avalonia or jazz matazz or snow el, thinking "you're so pretty in your own special way," and people are telling me they're ugly and stupid. that triggers a knee-jerk reaction in me where i say "screw off, they are NOT stupid and ugly! YOU'RE stupid and ugly!" i feel very passionately about my ponies, so attacks on the ponies i love cause a visceral reaction in me. maybe most people can be insulted like that and shrug it off or laugh, but i can't. that's just me.

(and for those who aren't pony collectors: g1, g2, and g3 refer to the different ponies released over the years. g1 is the first line, g3 are the current ones that just started producing pegasi with itty bitty wings)

edit: I snipped the quote and bolded the parts I especially liked.


EDIT THE SECOND:

Quoth Dietotaku:

well, nevermind then. clearly i'm hopelessly @#%$-up, with a thought pattern that is so far gone from anyone else on the planet that i may as well be considered an alien life form. i will never understand other people and no one will ever understand me. i should just stop posting on the internet completely and stop burdening everyone with my psychotic tirades that no one could possibly comprehend.

teasing's not nice :(