Lolita, engorged members and cancer!
Well, b_r_s brings the wank again, and oh does it!

The topic was raised about words that should never be used again. Somehow, as everything does, the word member appears. Cue wank (sorry herongale, but your comment seemed to be the starting point of the wankiest post EVER).

I'm not even going to attempt to summarise the sheer wank that goes on, really I'm not. However, highlights include the use of verbosity as a compliment, svelte fingers wrapping around engorged lengths (apologies if I got that wrong, my brain melted), the idea that your friend is a literary expert, actual quotes from a (in my opinion, pretty poorly written) paper of the commenter and the comparison between porn and cancer. (I suspect the point that clearedtruth is trying to make...got lost under the splooge. Both hands on the keyboard, dear, it helps!).

Also in there are our own herongale and eljuno!