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Irony ([info]isntitironic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-24 21:17:00


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Current mood:Catty

My Fandom continues to embarrass me...
The sky is blue, the Grobanites are wanking, and all is well with the world.

Indyloislane has a theory. She has analyzed Josh Groban's facial expression in recent photographs and has concluded that he's about to break up with his girlfriend.

Ok...

Long time lurker here.

I didn't want to weigh in...but I really have to.

I don't see anger in Ms. Jones' face. But neither do I see great chemistry in either the red carpet videos or the photographs. I see boredom. I see "business date". I see "doing this for appearance's sake". I do not see a committed couple.

Mr. Groban's facial expressions and the entire way he carries himself these days seems to have changed since the Polar Express premiere in London.. quite possibly that ridiculous (my opinion only... save your flames) propaganda known as the South Africa I-am-now-aware-of-the-plight-surrounding-South-Africa-don't-know-what-cave-I've-been-living-in-that-I-only-got-it-now trip.

Not to sound schlocky but something in his eyes has died. His smiles in the GG pix with his "sweetie" looked forced and his eyes look empty. I've seen lots of photographs of our dear Mr. Groban and we always see the megawatt smile. His lips in these photos are not only closed... they're held closed. He's not having a good time and looks like he wishes the earth would open up and swallow just him. He also has a defensive air about him. The videos show a young woman who knows she's on sufferance and in the last one, she looked positively irritated. You know.. the one where she's lurking in the background.... talking to no one and no one is talking to her. Look again at it. No one wants to talk to her and the interviewer and her alleged boyfriend weren't chomping at the bit to give her any celluloid time.

Then there is that one photo... he is walking away from her. This is a man who has never really liked that "look this way, Josh... no look this way" deal from the photographers yet now he's seeking out the cameras and not bringing her along for her ever present ride on his coat tails. He has never, ever, walked away from a date that I've seen. He has had his picture taken singly and reluctantly stepped away from his date but never WALKED away from her or turned his back on her.

The Warner's after party pics bear closer inspection... at first they look real snugly..but he's barely touching her....his arm is around her but not touching her shoulder... his other hand is not touching her or embracing her. I've seen warmer embraces given to his fans.

Check the red carpet arm around each other photos again (if you can get past that glaring red lipstick and ill-fitting gown which looks one hell of a lot like Natalie Portman's). There's space between them where there never used to be.

I'll be very very surprised to hear anything permanent coming from these two. I think her 15 minutes of fame is up. There's not much more he can do for her at this point.</i>

People discuss. Here, too.



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(Anonymous)
2005-04-25 06:43 am UTC (link)
People who assume they know "the truth" about celebrities' social lives are the absolute best.

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[info]isntitironic
2005-04-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
They're like those people who think they know The Truth about the UFO's!

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[info]ourself
2005-04-25 09:15 am UTC (link)
"Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!"

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[info]ianthefira
2005-04-25 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Speaking of raining toads...

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[info]elektra3
2005-04-25 07:08 am UTC (link)
I don't see why the OP is so surprised that Josh looks annoyed. If I had such a wanky fanbase, I wouldn't be looking too chipper myself.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-25 07:23 am UTC (link)
I am an anonymouse bearing wank!

Go here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/tds_rps/119222.html). The tds_rps community is being wanky about the same thing again. Small, but there's a lot of bitterness there.

A small fandom, but so far a rather wanky one.

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[info]batshitinsane
2005-04-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
OMG! I live in Josh's head so I know exactly what he's feeling and thinking!

Either that, or the girl's pyschic, sensitive or whatever you call people with ESP now... She's able to tell what someone is feeling from photos. Maybe her photos has a running commentary at the bottom detailing what Josh was feeling at the moment.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
I think we all know the really crucial question here:

Are either of them wearing an orange shirt?

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[info]crickets
2005-04-25 09:46 am UTC (link)
- or a yellow one?

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-25 08:46 am UTC (link)
but never WALKED away from her or turned his back on her"

I wonder how that works.

But the winner is joshgirl24:
"Well, just because she was there doesn't prove anything. What if Josh didn't invite her and she just showed up? Maybe she's fighting to keep him--she knows the Academy Awards are coming up and she wouldn't want to miss THAT, would she?"

I can understand her train of thoughts. Replace Josh with Aragorn and Academy Awards with coronation and it's exactly what Legolas thought in Rotk.

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-04-25 08:51 am UTC (link)
Is this cooter any relation to MsAllegro?

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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-04-25 09:07 am UTC (link)
This chick has way too much time on her hands

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[info]oxydosic
2005-04-26 03:03 am UTC (link)
Ooh, Groban has tinhats? Or what would you call them?

I'm still amazed there's never been wank about Josh admitting that he likes to play Grand Theft Auto. OMG pure Josh likes to play a game with killings and hookers!

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[info]isntitironic
2005-04-26 07:04 am UTC (link)
Tinllamas?

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-04-26 04:35 am UTC (link)
Get a life, bitch.

That's all I have to say.

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