A brand spanky new 100 Bullets wank!
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

...there was a planet dubbed Gunsmoke.

And then there was Trigun wank.

Our story begins when fadingembers posts a silly and cute Star Wars/Trigun crossover drabble to 100 Bullets. People enjoy it.

Then, knives_gurl decides to post a copycat drabble with the same punchline, and is told by jaina that it's poor taste to gank someone else's ideas. knives_gurl makes the fatal mistake of stepping to the mod, and is promptly banninated.

People point and laugh at the irony, and all is quiet for about twenty minutes.

Somewhere along the line, shardd makes something of an "I told you so" post in her journal. This post, along with the 100 Bullets ban and other assorted mockery, prompts the classic "SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME" post from knives_gurl, complete with the iconnable "I hope you get ass raped by a fucking baboon" and ""SHOVE YOUR GODDAMN SNOBBNESS WITH YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PEN AND FUCK YOURSELF'S!!!!!!", along with the deletion of her fics from Fanfiction.net.

She then deletes her journal, undeletes it, removes comments, redeletes it, and as of this posting, has undeleted it again.

All is quiet for a few hours while the troops regroup.

Then... It's that missing Star Wars chapter, Attack of the Socks!

(My timeline is a little unclear here, so bear with me; I had gone to bed at this point.)

lolyousuck posts about thirty graphic Knives X Vash twincest pics to 100 Bullets. The post is quickly deleted, and the community is put on moderated status for the time being.

At the same time, our OLD PAL millyfan (you remember her, right?) shows up in jaina's personal journal as sweetsicks, a sock she's used before to post nonsense to 100bullets, and promptly starts snarking at Jaina, implying that knives_gurl gets a free pass to act like an asshole if she is disabled. She magically morphs back into millyfan two comments in.

sweetsicks again drags out the clique argument and encourages clique members to go spend some quality time with themselves.. The issue of who is whose sockpuppet and wanking during RP sessions and its effect on fic is discussed, and the term "hive clitoris" is extrapolated from F_W's "hive vagina." In an act of TMI, millyfan brags that she hasn't experienced the Big O like it's a good thing.

People continue to point and laugh.

Not one to be outdone, lolyousuck shows up, making sure that everyone knows she's totallie not millyfan. sassyhush, who may or may not be millyfan with a fake nose and eyeglasses on (SassyHush was MF's original handle), shows up to tell lolyousuck to knock it off. Regardless of whose hand is in the sock is this time, the icon is teh win (millyfan made the icon herself; it's a rather funny piece of self-mockery.)

The aftermath:

Tachikoma01 pops in to fadingembers's journal to swear and affirm that millyfan is not lolusuck. Never mind that the sock in question is lolyousuck, and that journal has since been bahleeted. Spelling counts!

fadingembers also writes a funny poem.

glass_bullet tells everyone to STFU already, and knives_gurl pops in as anonymous to call for an end to the wank.

(Does this move millyfan up a couple seeds in the Greatest Wankers Tournament?)