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Louise ([info]waltzingalong) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-04-28 20:24:00
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Queen Latifah Wank
Pointed out by a mouse here, and it gave me a giggle.

Over on the ohnotheydidnt community on LJ, someone posts some pictures of Queen Latifah in sweatpants and no make up.

[info]the_lonelysound starts the drama here by insinuating that Ms Latifah is, er, unattractive... and people get really pissed off. Cue a) random mentions of models and anorexia, and b) a complete inability on the part of various people to understand sarcasm (even though it's not very good sarcasm if you then point out you were being sarcastic whilst using the "marquee" tag).

Bonus wank: OMG she so butch!1!!! where [info]deerscare invokes the words "gender spectrum".

Edit: Icon courtesy of anonymous.




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[info]darkrose
2005-04-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
The OP is well-known on the Blackfolk LJ comm for posting some truly whacked-out pictures. I think he's the one who found the woman with the Easter basket woven into her hair.

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[info]llama_treats
2005-04-28 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Was there a bunny in it? 'Cos I can forgive some weirdass basket hairweave if there was a bunny in it.

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(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2005-04-28 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-29 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2005-04-29 06:35 pm UTC

[info]prettyveela
2005-04-28 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Queen Latifah is a woman?!? I thought she was a drag queen named Latifah. *slaps forehead*

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[info]watermelon
2005-04-29 02:51 am UTC (link)
Hahaha, really? :D

That's cute. :>

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-28 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Like it's news that Latifah is butch.

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[info]shoiryu
2005-04-28 11:26 pm UTC (link)
SHE IS DESTROYING THE LIVES OF COVER MODELS EVERYWHERE *dead*

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-04-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
The fuck is the_lonelysound's icon of? It confuses me and I'm afraid she'll beat me up if I ask.

Also, I don't give a shit if Queen Latifah looks butch. I luuurve her.

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[info]waltzingalong
2005-04-28 11:40 pm UTC (link)
The keywords say "bam! supernature go down" which, y'know, clears everything up.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-29 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-04-29 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-30 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-05-01 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-02 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2005-04-29 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-05-03 10:56 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-28 11:41 pm UTC (link)
CAPSLOCK MADE YOUR OPINION IMPORTANT = favorite line ever.


-- Cordi of no journalfen account / c8kesniffer_cor @ lj

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-29 05:36 pm UTC

[info]lizzypaul
2005-04-28 11:53 pm UTC (link)
I <3 Queen Latifah. She defies stereotypes and is a good role model for young girls in an industry that's sadly lacking. Also, she looks better in sweat pants than I do.

It pisses me off that when an actress decides to not put on makeup of squeeze into a pair of uncomfortable pants, she's an OMGlesbian! or butch or whatever label you choose. It's not like she showed up at the Oscar's looking like that, she was on her day off doing...whatever it was she was doing. And more power to her. How is it a novel notion that she's human?

Pssst. She's naked under her clothes. And I bet she has a butt pimple.

Wow, I better go clean up. My pants are sticky.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2005-04-29 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltzingalong, 2005-04-29 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-29 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kenboy, 2005-04-29 01:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-04-29 02:46 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-04-29 06:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2005-04-29 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-29 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2005-04-29 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-02 07:53 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-29 12:31 am UTC (link)
Most hilarious comment by moron: unlike some very insensitive people in this thread i feel for the plight of models losing their jobs to fat actresses. by the way nice heart sunglasses, and mirror picture your profoundness alludes me.

Ooh, TEH PLIGHT OF THE SUPERMODELS@!@@!!11 BAD fat people!

And the profoundness "alludes" me, too, whatever the hell that means.

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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2005-04-29 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sairobi, 2005-04-29 02:41 am UTC

[info]cairea
2005-04-29 01:04 am UTC (link)
Just here to join in the Queen Latifah love. &hearts

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-29 01:36 am UTC (link)
Here we go!

http://godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14798

Cassandra Claire vs. GAFF. Wank just waiting to happen.

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(no subject) - [info]elektra3, 2005-04-29 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-04-29 02:42 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-29 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2005-04-29 05:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-04-29 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-04-29 02:11 pm UTC

[info]elektra3
2005-04-29 02:14 am UTC (link)
So let me get this straight. These people are surprised that Queen Latifah doesn't look dainty and feminine?

*howls with laughter*

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-04-29 02:37 am UTC (link)
For someone holding the opinion that only makeup-less and gownless beauty is omg tru beauty!!1, [info]the_lonelysound sure wears a lot of shit on her face!

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[info]andraste101
2005-04-29 04:08 am UTC (link)
how do we generate codes

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
Hahaha. I'd love to see any of them in sweats and clean-faced. Like they'd look any better. And who says a woman with a painted face is any better looking than one without? Pfft. :P

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[info]loony666
2005-04-29 04:40 am UTC (link)
*blinkblink*

So now people aren't allowed to go get coffee in the morning without putting on a full face of makeup and a fancy outfit? Sheesh.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-29 06:02 am UTC (link)
Reminds me of some TV show I saw... Behind the Makeup or something stupid like that. They showed pictures of movie stars just livign ordinary lives but somehow managed to twist it into something that was supposed to be gross and ugly.

Like they'd have people sneak up and take pictures of them while they were eating out and be all "OMG LOL U PIG U THINK UR FACE IS STUFFED ENUFF LOL GROSS!!!!!!"

... Bastards.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-29 06:41 am UTC (link)
In the post before this about the wanky comic book art, I discovered this picture:

Image (http://www.imageshack.us)

THAT is butch. Worked both here and for that previous wank, so. Queen Latifah. *points to pic* That guy. <=> doesn't compute.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-04-29 12:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-29 03:56 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kimera, 2005-04-30 03:00 am UTC
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[info]deadlettero
2005-04-29 06:52 am UTC (link)
katiiswayhotxx's icon gives me seizures.

CAPSLOCK MAKE YOUR OPINION IMPORTANT. -- Makes me giggle.

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[info]smo
2005-04-29 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I feel for the plight of models losing their jobs to fat actresses.

...

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-04-29 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-30 11:29 pm UTC
OMFG
(Anonymous)
2005-04-29 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Iyeck..

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1767431.html


In the black and white photo Lohan looks like Brittany Spears. And that isn't a compliment.

Bottom line: Lindsay Lohan is a whore and does NOT deserve to be anywhere's NEAR Ann-Ma.

Even though Ann-Ma herself, back in the day, was quite a whore. Nowadays, she has proven to be a better human being. All those years in rehab certainly paid off.

Lohan is a cheap imitation of Hilary Duff. And THAT ladies and gentlmen, is scary. Carbon copies. All trying to fit that cookie cutter image. At least Duff is a little cute. Even though in real life, she's a stuck up bitch. And yes, I have met her so I know from personal experience. She is a bitch.

Back on topic: Lohan is like, what? 17 years old? She looks to be in her late twenties. That's sad.

~Anonymouse

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Re: OMFG - [info]elektra3, 2005-04-29 06:18 pm UTC
Re: OMFG - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-04-30 01:41 am UTC

[info]pepperlandgirl4
2005-04-29 08:01 pm UTC (link)
One day, I asked my husband, "Who do you think I'd go gay for?"

Without missing a beat, he said "Queen Latifah."

That's why I love him, because he knows me so well. I am disappointed that she had her boobs reduced. :( But I'll live.

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[info]linzee
2005-04-30 04:18 am UTC (link)
i feel for the plight of models losing their jobs to fat actresses

....

That sound you heard was my brain exploding. I knew F_W would cause it, sooner or later.

Why do I not have a "bitch, are you for real?" icon?

Linzee, loves Queen Latifa, makeup or no. :p

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