Wank challenge!
May one request a wank? (Not in that way, back off you. ;) Someone told me that Forever Knight fans (god, do they even still exist?) used to have marvelously wanky flamewars over the various cutesey names they came up with for their many splinter factions (again, that fandom was BIG ENOUGH for splinter factions?!). Amused by the thought of fen taking things WAY too seriously, I've been trying to find one but, alas, thus far I have failed. Can you succeed in my place? :)

PS: I think they had "mock wars" too, round-robin story-type thingies -- I'm not talking about those. I mean REAL vicious howling bitchfests about using the wrong label for the wrong sect. I've been told they existed. It's like hunting Bigfoot. *waves crappy b&w camera*