PSA - Are you new? That's okay!
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Hi! New to Fandom_Wank? A visiting mouse? Great, great. That's fantastic. Here's some helpful links and information to help you.
First, you should check out our user info. It has our rules to live by, and lists our off-shoot communities. There's also a link there to our helpful guidelines, which is also something you should read.
Next up? The actual community page! Wow, huh? Isn't it spiff? That layout comes from mortari and
versaphile.
Now what's important, is that side bar on the left. I know, so hard to see with all that wank distracting you. But look! It's important, trust me. All the way at the bottom, what's that? Why, it's a list of mods! And well, it's out of date, but that's okay. If you tag one of 'em, they'll fix your shit for you, or you know, pat you on the head or what not.
Mods listed, and from my shitty memory:
hugsnkisses - pwnz j00
backfromspace - that guy with the thing? You know, the thing? Bah. He hangs out in fw_debate a lot trying to make youze guys all happy. Why? I have no idea.
flutterg - stealth ninja mod. Who is she? Only the Phantom knows.
renjenri - she is...BATMAN! Not really, but how cool would that be?
sepiamagpie - He has a lot of My Little Ponies. This is important for any F_W mod resume. He was also voted in by the f_w masses, so he obviously is philthy reeeeech enough to bribe a lot of people.
phosfate - She won the fandom_wank deathmatch which means jack and shit, but she was voted in by the masses and owns several glue guns. Don't fuck with her.
panthea - I have no idea who this is. I think it might be a robot.
wankprophet - He tells the best stories because he's Gandalf. No, really. And he was voted in by the masses, so you all LOOOOOOOoooOooOoOOove him.
arkane156 - She created the very first fandom_wank, and therefore this is all. her. fault. Plus she told El Jay!Brad to choke on cock and lived to tell the tale!
sorchar May or may not be an actual mod, but has an ugly!cat icon that can kick your ass.
Enjoy your stay and try to be less annoying. Thanks!