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Irony ([info]isntitironic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-05 08:51:00


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Current mood:Flippant

[info]pottersues destroyed my (friend's) will to live!
Nothing new here... just classic Capslocked Badfic and the Cult of Self-Esteem idiocy, with a dash of added melodrama. If you crave variety, skip this one. If you're in the mood for an oldie-but-goodie, here it is.

YOU PEOPLE ARE *@$#%*& JERKS! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! OR HELPING AN AUTHOR?
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CREATE A SITE SO ALL THEY COULD DO IS PUT PEOPLE DOWN FOR GIVING A TRY AT SOMTHING?...I BET A MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE WHO POST ON THIS SITE HAVENT EVEN TRIED TO EVER WRITE A FANFICTION AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING?...YOU ARE DESTROYING PEOPLES SPIRIT..I HAVE A FRIEND WHO YOU SUED..AND YOU KNOW WHAT?..SHE USES WRITING TO GET THROUGH DEPPRESSION AND BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE POTTERSUES YOU NOW HAVE THE CRIME ON YOUR SHOULDERS OF DESTROYING HER WILL TO LIVE AND FOR HER TO START HURTING HERSELF..BECAUSE SHE STOPPED WRITING AND LETTING OUT HER EMOTIONS OUT IN A STABLE WAY...I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD EVER WANT THAT TYPE OF THING ON MY SHOULDERS.
ALSO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS PRETTY MUCH ILLEGAL... ON FANFICTION SITES IT SPECIFICALLY STATES AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY PAGE WITH FANFICTION ON IT THAT EVERYTHING WRITTEN THERE BELONGS TO THAT USER AND THAT ONLY WHAT THEY HAVE DISCLAIMED CAN BE USED FOR FURTHER USE ON OTHER SITES WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION!


Responses as usual range from biting sarcasm to 'oh, boy! A troll!' to [info]pottersues herself calling the poster's bluff.

(And no, I'm not just posting this to prove I still exist! What would give you that idea?)



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[info]smo
2005-05-05 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Um, actually, the characters in fanfic, by definition, belong to the original creators (except, of course, for Mary Sues).

Also, someone needs to hit this idiot with give this person a dictionary and have her look up what "constructive criticism" actually entails.

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[info]here4tehwank
2005-05-05 06:55 pm UTC (link)
BECAUSE SHE STOPPED WRITING AND LETTING OUT HER EMOTIONS OUT IN A STABLE WAY

Uhm, hello? Did this confuse anyone else? Cutting yourself is now considered a mark of stability? Did I miss that memo?

Bitch, please.

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[info]fuzzypink
2005-05-05 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I read it as the author stopped writing, which was her way of "letting out her emotions in a stable way" and is now letting her emotions out by hurting herself, which is not stable.

Of course, if you're going to let an online community determine whether or not you act rationally then you probably should stop writing and get yourself to a shrink post-haste.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-06 01:38 am UTC (link)
Just what I was about to say. That, and "grow the fuck up."
Tho this supposed girl is probably the type who'd call her counselor meen for not letting her slice. Yeesh.

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2005-05-05 07:14 pm UTC (link)
ALSO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS PRETTY MUCH ILLEGAL... ON FANFICTION SITES IT SPECIFICALLY STATES AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY PAGE WITH FANFICTION ON IT THAT EVERYTHING WRITTEN THERE BELONGS TO THAT USER AND THAT ONLY WHAT THEY HAVE DISCLAIMED CAN BE USED FOR FURTHER USE ON OTHER SITES WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION!

Because if you just stick a copyright symbol in front of it, that makes it yours.

Well damn, I should do that to all my fanfiction.

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[info]tyraarane_
2005-05-05 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Actually, we should probably start doing that to everything we post on teh internets©. You can never be too careful, you know™.

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[info]smo
2005-05-05 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Word. Otherwise the Internet Lawyers will come get you.

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[info]loki
2005-05-06 04:47 am UTC (link)
OMG YOUR ICON. ♥

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[info]smo
2005-05-06 04:50 am UTC (link)
F_W: We Bring All the Wank to the Yard.

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[info]crickets
2005-05-06 08:28 am UTC (link)
I second the icon lurve!

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[info]aycelcus
2005-05-06 09:01 am UTC (link)
And it is wanking to the exact beat of "Days Go By!" Wicked cool! (and I just dated myself right there.)

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band-wagon love
[info]xeno4eyes
2005-05-06 08:06 pm UTC (link)
The Icon! She enraptures me!

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Re: band-wagon love
[info]smo
2005-05-06 08:11 pm UTC (link)
XD Most popular icon I've ever had.

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[info]kadath
2005-05-05 07:18 pm UTC (link)
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CREATE A SITE SO ALL THEY COULD DO IS PUT PEOPLE DOWN FOR GIVING A TRY AT SOMTHING?

Did this person get on the 'Net, like, yesterday?

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redwarrior
2005-05-05 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Probably today. -__-

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[info]greypearl
2005-05-05 08:01 pm UTC (link)
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO YOU SUED

Actually, it was your friend who Sued.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-05-06 03:59 am UTC (link)
ROFLMAO!

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ROFL.
[info]straykat
2005-05-06 06:16 am UTC (link)
*snorts drink* ACK OMG SINUSES!!1 .............oh wait, they're clear, now. Thanks!

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[info]aerobot
2005-05-06 08:29 am UTC (link)
You win the internet. Right. OMG. XD

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[info]smo
2005-05-06 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Bizzurn!

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[info]smo
2005-05-05 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh, forgot to mention:

*ye olde iconne love*

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[info]goblin
2005-05-06 09:32 am UTC (link)
Icon love seconded. O Kathryn Howard, you useless little trollop!

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orangutan
2005-05-05 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Did some bad crack get into the water supply or something? That's the second time in as many days that I've seen a blowup over this kind of thing. As completely and utterly lame as I find most of the "Mary Sue hunters", freaking out over them is lamer.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-05-06 05:34 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD. ICON.

(He looks smug.)

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-06 06:12 am UTC (link)
Adding to the avatar icon thread. ♥

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orangutan
2005-05-06 07:12 am UTC (link)
Eeeee, Sokka!

(He really does, doesn't he?)

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[info]lurker32
2005-05-05 08:26 pm UTC (link)
tmc;dr

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[info]alina_kalime
2005-05-05 08:50 pm UTC (link)
*nodnod*

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[info]frau_eva
2005-05-06 04:41 am UTC (link)
But how can someone ever have too much cunt?

.....

Oh. You meant "crazy," right? Carry on then. >_>

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[info]isntitironic
2005-05-06 04:52 am UTC (link)
I figured it was 'capslock'.

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[info]mooncalf
2005-05-06 05:28 am UTC (link)
Really? I was leaning towards 'corn' or 'cheese', myself.

... I might be hungry.

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[info]boadicea
2005-05-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
I was thinking along the lines of crack.

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[info]fatesarchitect
2005-05-05 11:49 pm UTC (link)
Whee! My flist makes it yet again to F_w. I'm just glad I stopped by here first rather than pottersues, or i'd have been tempted to poke the troll.

Now I shall have to behave. Oh bother.

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[info]freya
2005-05-06 04:27 am UTC (link)
Your icon = love.

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[info]memii
2005-05-06 04:50 am UTC (link)
These Sue-Finder comms wouldn't be half as fun without the people who go and tattle about the post to the sporked author.

...Of course if that happened with every post in these comms, the wank produced would have to be expressed in terms of infinity.

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[info]aerobot
2005-05-06 08:30 am UTC (link)
Dear troll:

Welcome to the internet.

Love,
Me.

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[info]s8219
2005-05-06 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Mm, agreed. Besides, you really don't get the fluffy love of the interweb society until you've been sporked.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-05-06 09:44 am UTC (link)
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM! OR HELPING AN AUTHOR?

Can someone please tell me when fandom turned into Creative Writing 101?

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[info]lillyv
2005-05-06 06:26 pm UTC (link)
I BET A MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE WHO POST ON THIS SITE HAVENT EVEN TRIED TO EVER WRITE A FANFICTION AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING?...

Well, no. But I know what you're doing. You're losing at the internet. How, you might ask?

You referred to a story as "a fanfiction." *slaps her* NO COOKIE!

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[info]phosfate
2005-05-06 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Is...is that George Washington wearing Mille Mascthingy's mask?

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[info]lillyv
2005-05-06 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Actually, it's Rey Mysterio's mask.

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[info]phosfate
2005-05-06 09:44 pm UTC (link)
It's strangely wonderful.

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[info]lillyv
2005-05-06 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. It is somehow the icon I have that gets the most compliments. Though I never did manage to get the exclamation "Holy George Washington in a lucha mask!" to catch on.

I think I just didn't try hard enough.

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