Stupidity and Wolf Wankage
Over on a Wolf's Rain board, a cosplayer named DJ Toboe said that a reliable source told him about a week-long Underground Wolf's Rain convention that will be hitting all the US state capitals. The convention has all the English Voice Actors and Japanese Voice Actors there!

A few pages of excitement ensue before Nocash shows up and points out how this is a fake, and how stupid this whole idea is. Wankage ensues and someone calls Nocash a WR [Wolf's Rain] hating dork.

Then Kibasmate shows up. And it hits the fan.



Apparently she's the one who told DJ Toboe about the con and she insists that she's been there! She presents badly worded proof:

"the v.actors are giving sigs out as the characters they betray with their talents. i have all of em cpet cheza's.

CHEZA NEEDS TO KEEP HER FILTHY NASTY PETALS OFF MY KIBA GOD D*@N IT!!!!!

DEATH TO CHEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And follows it up with this reassuring quote:

"I AM NOT LYING!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO REASON TO

damn none believers! you will be the death of the con i can see it now!"



Discussion verges off into Kibasmate's broken capslock, exactly who can ban who and why, and proper usage of the word "kawaii". (Not mentioned, not using it at all).

Then someone points out that several of the voice actors couldn't be doing this "convention" because they're not in the area, or doing other things. Kibasmate has lots more lovely wisdom about that:



you know what, think what you will of me i dont care. and as for calling the v.actors that is the biggest load of shit i have ever had the displeasure of smelling. like someone that successful would have anything to do with a lowly pissant like you or even me outside of nicities at the cons and such? you all have the gaul to tell me i am lying about something i was actually at and talked to the admittance person about and then you dont say shit about someone throwin around stuff like that? it seems to me like some people need to get brains and common sense

DEATH TO CHEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!



Finally, someone posts a screenshot of an e-mail they received from Crispin Freeman, one of the English Wolf's Rain VA's. For the time being that seems to have shut up Kibasmate.

And, dear fandom wankers, we are left with only DJ Toboe's mournful plea:

*cries* Not only am I losing friends over this, but I'm probably going to lose the respect of this entire forum.

Special thanks to Chaos2 and the Fuku People for this little wank.