Boobie Wank!
[Insert Here Regular Disclaimers About Visiting IMdB Boards]

In case you didn't know it, Eva Green, now starring in Kingdom of Heaven, has beautiful breasts. So, naturally, when visiting her IMdB message boards, the title of one of the threads, "Her breasts?", curiously drew me in. What could be discussed? The size, shape, coloring, Frenchness, fakeness or lack thereof of her lovely assets? Out of all the possible topics that could be discussed I never actually thought I would drop in on a conversation about how playing with B-cupped breasts is, according to one named syphus, "like what I would believe playing with a flabby boy."

Hilarity ensues.

sazza_666 writes: Syphus what a horrible thing to say. I bet your manhood is the size of a pin if you come out with comments like that, you sad little man.

He replies: What's wrong with that? It's just a creative way to say I prefer big tits. Size of my manhood has nothing to do with my preference of breast size.

sonikku speaks up in syphus' defense: He's allowed to like whatever size he wants. Some men like Halle Berry or Jessica Simpson and others like Gwyneth Paltrow or Charlize Theron.

Even so, the flabby boy comment wasn't really realistic, or at least from my experiences. Small breasts aren't flabby pieces of flat skin like man tits are. A "B" cup and sometimes even an A cup fits the hand while a boy's man tit would just flop around. Nasty.

notafraid2b seems especially angry at syphus: this is not your preference you dumbass. this is opinion. and insulting to read. i've been with DD women and AA women and many in between. believe me, it's nothing like a "flabby boy". um... for one, they don't have penises. second if you've only once been with a girl with b's then you probaly haven't seen a lot of action in your life. who would have guessed with the way that you talk about women. this is a stupid thread get a life, a girlfriend, a membership at a gym, whatever it takes. just get help.

katbell8 brings in her own harrowing experiences to the fore: Way to make me feel like *beep* Syphus.

I like being a B cup there is enough to 'grab onto' and I go without a bra. God men like you are *beep* Do you know how uncomfortable DD boobs can be for women? Neck pain, back pain, bra straps cutting in? No I bet you never think about that, you just like to ogle.

cuddlesthekitten adds: Jeez, I'm a fourteen yearold guy going through puberty, and I'm not wondering that kind of stuff. Personally, I think it's quite offensive. I'm all for women's rights and against perverted or sexual remarks towards women. Even though...I watch South Park. But still! Hurray for the respect of women!

It's small now, but I can see it getting wankier.