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captainjack ([info]captainjack) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-08 20:47:00


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Current mood:Impish

Crystal, Crystal, Crystal
You're totally asking for some wank when you tell people to post anonymously on a post.

Especially if, ya know, your LJ name is [info]crystalgamgee.

So it starts out with people actually doing her little game-thing (including a pretty picture of Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, and Dominic Monaghan!). Then someone comes along and says,
"You suck & your "art" isn't even art.
Photoshopping is not art.
You're a hypochondriac.
A terrible mother. Why don't you ever talk about her?
It's always about your hobbit fetish.
Pathetic."

Her f-list comes to defend her, because it's Crystal.

[info]lordkenshire even says, "Here you are, belittling one of the greatest women I know for no apparent reason." There's also a lot of, "*hugs Crystal*"

Then Crystal says, "A simple flip of the switch matched the IP address on this post with the three posts at the bottom of this journal showing that they all came from 68.235.54.81 clvdoh.adelphia.net"

[I wonder how she learned about that little trick? Oh but I forgot, it was some guy from Getty Image's computer. Or maybe it was someone else's. I forget.]

Yay! Crystal DOES remember! Because she reads fandom_wank! *waves* Hi Crystal!

Then [info]glorfinel comes up with the best and most intelligent response and says,
"Dear anonymous flamer,
You are a moron.
Sincerely,
Glorfinniel."

Of course, Crystal is only responding "just for the amusement of [her]self and others."

It's itty bitty. But with Crystal, you NEVER know. (I'm sure we all remember how small THAT started)

Procrasturbation always pays off.

ETA:
If anyone lost the original Crystal wank link and wants to read up, you can find it here.




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[info]ladysphinx
2005-05-09 07:05 am UTC (link)
In case this becomes the Next Big Thing, I want in at the ground floor.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-09 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2005-05-09 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-09 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rock_ore, 2005-05-09 07:26 am UTC

rachelthedemon
2005-05-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
Awwww, some Crystalwank just in time for my birthday! Thank you, F_W!

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2005-05-09 12:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-05-09 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-05-09 07:04 pm UTC

[info]nifflet
2005-05-09 07:21 am UTC (link)
Wait. Crystal posts at F_W? ...Does she have a fen account? Or did banning anonymice finally kill her spoil her fun eliminate the problem?

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2005-05-09 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2005-05-09 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alison, 2005-05-09 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-05-09 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-05-09 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-05-09 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-05-09 07:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2005-05-09 04:23 pm UTC

[info]amasaglajax
2005-05-09 07:33 am UTC (link)
Everybody is a moron here. Nobody wins. It's so tragic.

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(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-05-09 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dakotapratt, 2005-05-15 05:30 pm UTC

[info]memii
2005-05-09 07:40 am UTC (link)
If this becomes Crystalwank II: Return of the Spooge, at least we'll probably get a new catchphrase out of it. So get to work, everyone! Pastede on Yay! is gonna be hard to beat.

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[info]alisalias
2005-05-09 07:40 am UTC (link)
Oh God, I hope this doesn't become huge. Finals week is just beginning and I can't afford to spend it glued to FW instead of writing papers.

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(no subject) - [info]sogrammatical, 2005-05-09 08:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]alisalias, 2005-05-10 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-05-10 12:54 am UTC

[info]feenix
2005-05-09 07:46 am UTC (link)
Something makes me want to reply to that in a mindfucking manner. Preferably with photoshopped pictures of The Boys™ and poorly attached hedz heads.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-05-09 07:57 am UTC (link)
I would hate to have those people defending me. "Get away, you're making me look stupid!"

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-05-09 10:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-05-09 11:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-05-09 05:37 pm UTC

[info]isobelsomething
2005-05-09 08:01 am UTC (link)
This makes me so happy for some reason.

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[info]tiki
2005-05-09 08:24 am UTC (link)
My favourite "anonymous" secret is the one where there's a link to a "postcard" saying how she wishes she lived in Hobbitland with all the other little Hobbits and she just knows she'd fit in better with them even if she didn't have big feet-- and the photobucket account she uses has the same name as her LJ. UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT OF ANONYMOUS.

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(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2005-05-09 08:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-05-09 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmmkay, 2005-05-10 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmmkay, 2005-05-10 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-05-11 07:55 pm UTC

[info]tekenduis
2005-05-09 08:33 am UTC (link)
Ooo! Not far from the one-year mark on the last one, though she's mostly just frustrating rather than wtf-ish anymore.

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[info]crystalgamgee
2005-05-09 08:33 am UTC (link)
* waves *

Yes I've been posting... most recently in this wank here just in case anyone missed my first appearance.

Wanking that journal entry was rather lame in my opinion seeing how the thing has long since died off. No, I didn't just shut the anon commenting off since that entry made made it to F_W. It went off on the second of this month ( after realizing it was still on when the anon troll resurfaced ). Hell I didn't know I made it to F_W again until redpanda commented over in that meme.

However since that meme post made it over here, the comments are getting screened. The fun died out well over three weeks ago so there is no need for anyone from here to go over there to just start a fight with people on my lj. That's not what the meme was made for.

If you want to get something started, bend your ass over and I'll get out the strap on.

Now bring some real wank to the front. I'm feeling rather deprived.

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(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2005-05-09 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 08:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xturtle, 2005-05-09 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-05-09 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xturtle, 2005-05-09 11:09 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-05-09 10:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinigami_co, 2005-05-10 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-05-09 10:20 am UTC
I tete futuendi gratia - [info]loki, 2005-05-09 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-05-09 10:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-05-09 10:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-09 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-05-09 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-05-10 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-05-09 11:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-05-09 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-05-09 04:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-05-09 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-05-09 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-05-10 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]captainjack, 2005-05-10 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2005-05-09 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-05-09 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2005-05-09 06:58 pm UTC
leik autograph plz?! - [info]simkin_mouse, 2005-05-09 08:56 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 09:14 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-05-09 09:50 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-09 09:54 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]teleute, 2005-05-09 11:06 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]boadicea, 2005-05-10 10:18 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]boadicea, 2005-05-10 10:20 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-05-10 03:00 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]captainjack, 2005-05-10 05:47 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]simkin_mouse, 2005-05-10 06:45 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-10 10:40 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-10 10:42 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-05-11 02:00 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]kinneas, 2005-05-11 03:57 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-05-11 04:45 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]kinneas, 2005-05-11 04:46 am UTC
This summary brought to you by clues for the clueless. - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-05-11 04:56 am UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-05-11 08:01 pm UTC
Re: leik autograph plz?! - [info]mariagoner, 2005-05-13 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinigami_co, 2005-05-10 09:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystalgamgee, 2005-05-10 03:36 pm UTC

[info]texta
2005-05-09 09:02 am UTC (link)
A terrible mother. Why don't you ever talk about her?

{Sean Penn} Forgive my compromised sense of humour, but only the lowest of the low would bring someone's real life children into an argument about fandom.{/Sean Penn}

In this instance, I'm with Crystal

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(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-05-09 09:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-09 06:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-09 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-05-09 11:32 pm UTC

[info]xeno4eyes
2005-05-09 09:17 am UTC (link)
Nooooo! I've just recovered the pudge I lost from laughing in the One Wank. Do you know how hard it is to maintain that INTARNET IZ PASTEDE ON YAY pudge?

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[info]tangentialone
2005-05-09 09:47 am UTC (link)
Whoa. I was just browsing through the old one, looking for... certain parts... and then I check the front page here and it's her again. *twilight zone music plays*
God, first LKH gets up here, then Rice does something to top it, now this. All the BNWs. Did Christmas come early this year or something?

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Crystalwank part deux
[info]prettyveela
2005-05-09 10:14 am UTC (link)
Where's the nanny?! I'm ready baby! *sets up camp*

Pastede on yay and all that jazz. *sips mai tai*

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[info]thoms
2005-05-09 10:23 am UTC (link)
Someone exhume the littlest armadillo!

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-05-09 02:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2005-05-09 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xeno4eyes, 2005-05-10 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-05-10 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2005-05-10 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-05-10 02:53 pm UTC

[info]loki
2005-05-09 10:28 am UTC (link)
If Crystal was the turkey last year, does this mean we're having leftovers?

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(no subject) - [info]rinoared, 2005-05-09 10:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-05-09 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2005-05-10 04:33 am UTC

[info]jedilora
2005-05-09 11:47 am UTC (link)
Ah crud. C'mon Crystal, must you always kill us right before finals?

::scrawls "My hed iz pastede on yay!" on the 'stress relief through poetry' board in the hallway::

Totally not kidding.

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[info]geekmagirl
2005-05-09 11:58 am UTC (link)
Well, it's been over a year...maybe she's learned how to be funny by now?

...oh, wait. I see she hasn't. At least she's still delightfully wanky!

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Memories...
[info]iammeiam
2005-05-09 11:59 am UTC (link)
Misty pastede on mem'ries... Of the way we were...
Even if nothing becomes of this wank, it was worth it for the sudden and random reminder of the greatness that was the original Crystalwank.

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[info]laerwen
2005-05-09 12:20 pm UTC (link)
::sets up camp, toasting marshmallows::

Last one to page two is a rotten egg! XD

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[info]elysian
2005-05-09 12:46 pm UTC (link)
lol guyz

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[info]telegramsam
2005-05-09 02:53 pm UTC (link)
*raises pirate flag*

Procrasturbation <--this word here? I'm officially stealing it from you.


*lowers pirate flag and walks off*

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-05-09 11:04 pm UTC

[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-05-09 03:25 pm UTC (link)
First off, great icon!

Just when I'd thought all the lame 'pastede on' jokes had died off, crystalgamgee pops up again. Let's just bead the fucking pony, and get it over already.

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-05-09 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-05-10 02:53 am UTC


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