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Dragomorph ([info]dragomorph) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-09 17:22:00


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More insanity courtesy of the Monkey Island fandom. Huzzah.

So monkeydang has created this brand-spanking new fan game and has decided to unleash his "unique sense of humor upon the world." Said "humor" includes, among other things, Largo LeGrande getting randomly bitten by a dog and HAWT HAWT Guybrush/ElaineLeChuck sex, apparently. Revel in the cluelessness as the sarcasm goes COMPLETELY over his head! Complete with "excuse my grammar I have ADD" excuse!

Yay for stupidity.


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[info]necronomist
2005-05-10 03:44 am UTC (link)
I have ADD.

I also try to check my spelling and grammar before I release my cracked out opinions to the world.

Moron.

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[info]gweniveeve
2005-05-12 01:54 am UTC (link)
I do too, and I totally agree.

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[info]loony666
2005-05-10 03:57 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't Guybrush/LeChuck be pseudo-incest? Isn't it sad that I know that?

BTW, since the fuck when does Monkey Island have a fandom!?

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-05-10 04:07 am UTC (link)
I thought it was genuine incest. Did I miss something?

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[info]loony666
2005-05-10 05:56 am UTC (link)
I dunno. I haven't finished the 3rd game yet so I can't be sure. But I thought that it was discovered that LeChuck was just a sadistic fucker and they weren't really brothers.

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[info]teapotgirl
2005-05-10 04:22 am UTC (link)
Gratuitous icon comment.

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[info]tyraarane_
2005-05-10 06:02 am UTC (link)
Your icon is my new hero.

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[info]teapotgirl
2005-05-10 08:08 am UTC (link)
*shares the LucasArts love*

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[info]rowan
2005-05-10 07:51 am UTC (link)
*adores icon, gives cookies*

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[info]teapotgirl
2005-05-10 08:06 am UTC (link)
Huzzah! Cookies!

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dracothelizard
2005-05-10 06:27 pm UTC (link)
I figured the whole thing was some weird Guybrush hallucination. But it's been a while since I've played the 3rd game.

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[info]drazzi
2005-05-10 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Everything has a fandom! Even laminate flooring, I'd bet.

I only occasionally peek into the MI fandom, but I think the incest thing depends on your school of thought.
There are people who think MI1 and MI2 are the definitive, since they were the ones Ron Gilbert(?) worked on. They think that is how the game is SUPPOSED TO BE and the other games are just milking a good idea for cash.
Then there's people who think MI2's ending was a delusion/spell for Guybrush, and the game continues on MI3 - so not incest... Unless there's suddenly incest at the end of MI4 which I haven't finished yet.

Of course, at the end of MI2 the 'brother' lifts his head and has LeChuck's head a second, so far as I remember, so who bloody knows?

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[info]phosfate
2005-05-10 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Laminate + Subflooring = OTP!

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[info]tyraarane_
2005-05-10 06:10 am UTC (link)
Oh, man. I love it when the fandom's sarcastic tendencies go flying over people's heads. The whooshing noise never fails to amuse.

And poor Largo. First the lobotomies, the name mispellings, and the "I'm only in this fic because the author wanted to have cameos from all the 'cool' minor characters" appearances, and now dogs are biting him in the crotch. Just when I thought it couldn't actually get any worse, somebody comes along and proves me wrong.

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[info]monkeybird
2005-05-10 07:44 am UTC (link)
I'm tempted to call troll. No one could possibly be that stupid, could they?

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-05-10 09:28 am UTC (link)
ADD = poor grammar?

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[info]gweniveeve
2005-05-12 01:58 am UTC (link)
For some. Mine manifests in being ridiculously horrible at math, I've never had problems with grammar or spelling though. Although my brother also has ADD, and he's got good math skills but bad spelling and grammar skills.

But using it as an excuse? Especially when there's spellcheck? That's just silly.

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[info]mastervex
2005-05-10 09:34 am UTC (link)
Wow. If only the internet had more trolls like this one and less of the cookie-cutter fake-Christian-fundie trolls and "HAHA U FAGZ SUK" trolls.
Vote monkeydang, for a slightly funnier internet.

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bankai
2005-05-11 01:32 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAAHHAHHAAHAH!

This is perfect, thank you. Oh my God, the captions...the captions. They make no sense.

Ah, poor Lucas Arts gettin' their flava jocked, and not even properly.

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[info]oxydosic
2005-05-11 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Wow, Monkey Island has a fandom still? Sweet. I wonder if there's Space Quest fandom still lingering somewhere.

But yeah, i'm calling troll on this one.

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[info]gweniveeve
2005-05-12 02:00 am UTC (link)
YOU! Out of my disorder!

*weeps*

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[info]ianthefira
2005-05-14 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Man, that's horrid... but yet, those screenshots are making me titter with glee. Though not, I think, for the reasons the poster of said game intended. I think.

It's like Engrish, really.

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