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Her considerable obliquity ([info]gobsmacked) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-12 14:47:00


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There was such a long discussion of Orlando Bloom's acting over at Datalounge, that for a moment I thought I'd gone to IMDb. Then I spotted the following strange threads involving Orlando Bloom's boobs, including:
Orlando Bloom BUFFS UP [no hotlinking here; we don't want to annoy the DL WM] = www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/english/forum/threaded/trolls/newbies/gossip/all/page-1/thread/1430686/page-1.html
and
ATTENTION NIPPLE PLACEMENT QUEENS! = www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/english/forum/threaded/trolls/newbies/gossip/all/page-1/thread/1479943/page-1.html


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[info]memii
2005-05-12 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Nipple placement. Am I the only one who immediately thought of Shadwell?

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[info]seppuku
2005-05-12 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Of course not. I'm always on the look out for phenomenon. Phenomenice.

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[info]skarrow
2005-05-13 03:10 am UTC (link)
Phenomenotrice. Ye know what I mean.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-05-13 12:32 am UTC (link)
*dies laughing*

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[info]frau_eva
2005-05-12 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Ummmmm...where's the wank?

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[info]soleta
2005-05-12 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm betting she meant this for dl_anon.

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-05-12 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Ummmmm...where's the wank?
I thought that speculating on whether Orlando had saline implants was kind of wanky. But that could just be me.

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[info]frau_eva
2005-05-12 11:11 pm UTC (link)
It's kinda strange, sure. But heck, speculating whether or not Bloom has implants? I wouldn't be surprised if we started doing that here. The fangirls are getting along. There's no flame-war. I don't really see how its wank...

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-05-12 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Wank is just fan stupidity in my other communities. Flamewars are a deluxe option.

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[info]memii
2005-05-12 11:24 pm UTC (link)
It's been a slow day. Any wank is good at this point, even if it's kinda apathetic. But hey, nipples!

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-05-12 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Well, I was in it for the nipples. Also, if you follow one of the links, you can see that someone was so upset that they actually used photoshop to move Orlando's left nipple: http://tinypic.com/513ig8

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[info]memii
2005-05-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Damn, that's bad photoshopping. If Orlando's nipples are really that lumpy, he needs to go see a doctor. You know, for the lumps and the random smudge. Ouch.

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[info]oulangi
2005-05-13 04:12 am UTC (link)
Very *breastly* isn't he -

mmmm breasts

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[info]bubosquared
2005-05-13 07:48 am UTC (link)
*stares at your icon* Gauloises! Mmm.

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[info]oulangi
2005-05-13 08:04 am UTC (link)
I was *trying* to post this one *points up* but the Gauloises icon is saved under the name bubo too -

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[info]bubosquared
2005-05-13 08:12 am UTC (link)
Hey, that's right, I made the Gauloises one, didn't I? I'm an idiot, don't mind me. :D

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[info]oulangi
2005-05-13 08:21 am UTC (link)
Ha no I made it - for you. It was that pick something from my user info meme, but then I liked it so I hung onto a copy *g*

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[info]bubosquared
2005-05-13 01:17 pm UTC (link)
I am an idiot, and will now go hide in shame. D'oh!

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[info]nobody_else
2005-05-12 11:27 pm UTC (link)
The nipples are pastede on, yay!

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[info]wenchforhire
2005-05-13 12:10 am UTC (link)
What? He's buffing up? NO. I like him all...not so manly. >_< Rawrf. XD

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[info]gal_montag
2005-05-13 12:36 am UTC (link)
Silver dollar sized? That's not hot.

And buffing up? He looked more ripped in Troy. He's been reverse buffing.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-13 04:04 am UTC (link)
^^^

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[info]mariagoner
2005-05-13 07:39 am UTC (link)
Ewww... WTF is going on in that picture?! That chick's nipples are just... not where they're supposed to be! Are there people out hre who find such malformed body parts sexy?!

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[info]memii
2005-05-13 09:25 am UTC (link)
That or that nipple is pastede on yay as well.

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Re: Will no-one think of the children??
[info]elemcee
2005-05-14 01:06 am UTC (link)
Does she have a disappearing nipple, too?

I have to say, Orlando's right breast looks strangely womanly in that picture. :-\

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Re: Insipidity Whee!
[info]elzezuk
2005-05-14 03:34 pm UTC (link)
"Brians make me horny."

You too? I love that damn dog.

Shit, did I say that out loud?

*backs out of the room slowly carrying a tree as camouflage*

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Re: Insipidity Whee!
[info]elemcee
2005-05-14 07:08 pm UTC (link)
He makes air molecules look spectacularly talented and charismatic. I too like girly men, but preferably with some wit and intelligence.

Brians, eh? Which ones in particular? ;)

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Re: Insipidity Whee!
[info]elemcee
2005-05-14 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Cool. I love Vetinari.

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Re: Insipidity Whee!
[info]dexwebster
2005-05-15 09:04 am UTC (link)
I too like girly men, but preferably with some wit and intelligence.

Ditto that. Orlando's fine and all, but I'd take, say, Hugh Dancy over him any day. Not only does he look like this, but he's got a degree in English Literature from Oxford.

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