You only like a het pairing because you like your yaoi pairing over my het OTP!
This is truly bytesized wank as it's basically only a couple of comments but I thought I'd post it anyway since Death Note wank is so rare and precious.

In LJ's death_note community, a fan survey (or poll, or whatever) is posted. The OP adds in a question about people's opinions toward Matsuda/Sayu, a pairing the manga has elements of, though the canon is quick to deny it actually happening.

People discuss the licensing and pairings and the new storyline peacefully (as they usually do in this over-polite community). Then phuelle comments with a cute generalization:

HOOORAY FOR MELLO/SAYU! I HATE MATSUSAYU!!
PPL WHO SUPPORT THIS PAIRING ONLY WANTED MELLO/NEAR KINDA YAOI THINGS SHIIIIITT!

Er, yeah, okay. The OP is quick to comment that this isn't true in her case so it's not necessarily so. phuelle doesn't reply to her but continues to express her opinion wankily with another fan of Mello/Sayu:

I become mad with ppl who suports Matsu/Sayu and making gorgeous Mello to be the gayest man ever!T__T
Because yes, obviously the HET pairing has straight correlation with the YAOI pairing of Near/Mello and thus making precious Mello liek totally ghey.

Someone later mentions Sayu/Raito (sister/brother) as one of their OTPs. phuelle also has an opinion on this:

About Light/Sayu, they are just brother and sister,they're not like each other only dummy persons thinking about this pairing.incests is a sinner!

Dummy persons!

EDIT: Whoah, so many typos here. Fixed a bunch of them.