Suck-Up Pern Miniwank Guaranteed to Grow
Actually having been mentioned in

i_wank before, we have a wizard of an idiot-filled Pern MUSH, named Mynti. (Also named Jazmyn, occasionally.)

We have PernMU* Discussion Forum poster tehtwink, who has always been very, very fond of making scathing, insulting posts about Mynti. One may assume that like most of the population of the board, she really doesn't like this woman.

Until suddenly all of this changes, and Twink makes a suckup post about Mynti.

Well, go figure. Schmitt and bee have the right idea when all they have to say are ellipses. KarmaBum makes a pointed statement about something Twink accused her of that's absolutely untrue.

Mayhem says, charismatically (and likely correctly), It's all nice and dandy that you're publicly apologizing and everything... but honestly, I smell some shit-opinions here. Either that or Search for a place is coming up and you desperately want to redeem yourself... ah, but yeah.

And AgentSmith is of the absolute correct opinion when she says Oh god. Did she buy you a pony or something? Seriously - nobody cares.

The rest of the thread? Well, it explains itself. KarmaBum points out things the OP has said about Mynti that are less-than-flattering. Neva and Rue defend some of the people of the game but knock Mynti herself, and the growing wank continues ...

First person to make 'tent peg' comment may just win prize.

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orangutan
2005-05-16 07:08 pm UTC (link)

Oh, Pern. I played it for years, before finally realizing that it was never going to stop being the creepy stranger in the car, tempting me in with candy and then driving me off to a secluded spot, dressing me up in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, assraping me with a tentpeg, and leaving me tied naked to a tree.

Regardless, I vote there's a gold on the line, or something else shiny. Either that, or Mynti has tehtwink's dear sweet great-auntie hanging over a vat of liquid magma.

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	xero_sky 2005-05-16 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I am publically withdrawing any statement I have made to the detriment of either PernWorld or its headwizard, Mynti. Not only that, but let this be my public apology to Mynti and to PernWorld as a whole for any ill feelings or hurt that I have caused. Seriously, there's gotta be hostages involved here somehow. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	baskinglizard 2005-05-17 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I agree with orangutan - possibly a gold. Or maybe a mod-ship. That's one serious grovelling apology. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hurricane 2005-05-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Words fail me. (Reply to this)

	goblin 2005-05-17 01:39 am UTC (link)
	The best bit is when Mynti made up in-game vermin named after her least-favorite critics. Now that is a classy mod. er...wait. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	inara 2005-05-17 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, she never named one after me. I was hurt. Maybe now that I've gotten her on fandom_wank, she will. (Reply to this)(Parent)

hurricane
2005-05-17 06:05 pm UTC (link)

Actually, I lied.

and the growing wank continues ...

What growth? The idiot posts something that takes her so far up Mynti's rectum that the woman is tasting hair, and there are 11 posts (that end the day before you post this) calling her a moron for posting it. It's not even wank, it's just someone getting smacked upside the head.

The real growing wank on that board is the game (SouCon) that just had most of its IC leadership quit.

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	hurricane 2005-05-17 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, finger slip. s/11/12 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	inara 2005-05-17 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	All the SouCon wank could use an entire separate COMMUNITY, for crying out loud. It's been going on for YEARS. Might be worth a post, though, summing it all up. Telinda, Mynti, Mordred and Kintari are what make Pern wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hurricane 2005-05-17 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Don't forget Emery. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	funwithrage 2005-05-18 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	SouCon? Yaie, nostalgia!wank. I used to be on there back when I started MUSHing...ten years ago. Damn. And now, I'm old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hurricane 2005-05-18 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	I earned my 10 year pin earlier this year. Leaves me wondering if I've also earned the dino merit badge. (Reply to this)(Parent)