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Tis the season to bash Domlijah, fa la la la la, la la la la
No, this isn't actually the post I ~~dangled over your heads like they do on DL~~ promised you. What with the 50247157 gazillion posts a day now on FW I've decided to wait until everything cools down somewhat and you need a really good laugh.

Instead I give you (the now unlocked) Ultimate Crazy PR Theory.

Basically, MsA is secretly working for PR. She's told them that Lij is in the Philippines (because he can get hats with fake dreds attached to them there, to hide his silly short hair). Really she's locked him in a room and is recording everything Lij says in the hopes that she can get him admitting that he and Dom are dating (each other). And so it goes on....

Oh, and I'm not really saying that MsA is actually crazy. Because yo, that's offensive. I, uh, blame my friend :p

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	telesilla 2003-03-19 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I died laughing. Yay! I can now come back with an Intelli-cock! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hugsnkisses 2003-03-19 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Then can we mock you and all you ever stood for? ooh ohh, can we? begs prettily (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	telesilla 2003-03-20 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh you can do that even if I remain myself. I've been pretty mockable at times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hugsnkisses 2003-03-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Haven't we all? smiles fondly and quickly deletes everything she ever wrote on the net 2 years ago... and then the stuff fromn last week heh. Uh, PR made me do it? But Dom was looking sooooo sad (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	telesilla 2003-03-20 08:24 am UTC (link)
	grins Someday if I'm feeling really ~~bored~~ inspired, I'll dig up some vintage "smut fic is wrong, slash is wronger, and bdsm is the wrongest" wank from ASC. I was wanking along with the rest of them, although I wanked on the side of right (that is to say smutty bdsm slash). Good times. Good times. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anatsuno 2003-03-19 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	(Evidently Billy is having a wild fling with t.A.T.u) For some weird reason, this is my favourite bit. Y'all mad tho. I like that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hugsnkisses 2003-03-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	hee. I'm not quite sure how fen can't be absolutely crazy! hops off to find the squid (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_squid 2003-03-20 12:20 am UTC (link)
	You rang? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hugsnkisses 2003-03-20 12:27 am UTC (link)
	heh. Yes, Hogwarts wanted to say to keep a look out for anyone with fire. Seems Squid Gourmet is the latest FW craze... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sajasma 2003-03-20 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Where's my tinfoil hat? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hugsnkisses 2003-03-20 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, hasn't it arrived yet? I'm sorry, we're working ovetime at the warehouse. So much demand! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: sajasma 2003-03-20 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	GET IT HERE! GET IT HERE NOW! (Reply to this)(Parent)

i object!
(Anonymous)
2003-03-20 04:18 am UTC (link)

That theory IS crazy. Elijah is definitely not in the Philippines, and those fake-dread rastafarian hats will do nothing to hide his buggy blue eyes. If he did come here there would be hordes of LOTR geeks screaming, "Uyyy! Si Frodo! Yung mukhang alien!" (Loosely translated: Hey, it's Frodo, the guy who looks like an alien. Lij fangirls here are few and far between.)

But yes, this was loads of fun. :)

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	Re: i object! hugsnkisses 2003-03-20 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	wuv = to you (Reply to this)(Parent)

Re: i object!

ithilas
2003-03-21 04:21 am UTC (link)

where? where? *looks around* Damn! And here I was ready to ask him about the validity of my theory involving the relationship of Viggo and Orlando Bloom.

"Uyyy! Si Frodo! Yung mukhang alien!" (Loosely translated:
Hey, it's Frodo, the guy who looks like an alien. Lij fangirls here are few and far between.)

Hahaha! I could just imagine all the reporters having a field day. The PR would also have a hard time trying to dissuade the press. God they're like hounds when it comes to celebrities. And besides Lij can't walk around wearing that horrid hat and wig. It's not fashionable not to mention it would only serve to draw more attention to him.

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