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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-17 03:06:00
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Yet Another Serebii Gender Wank
It really is the Wankiest Place On Earth...

Anyway, Pop asks the age-old question, "Is Ash's Pikachu a male or female?".

At the mention of the 'chu's supposed crush on Misty, the thread explodes into a mess of homophobia. Now I don't know about you, but once they start crossing *species* lines, I don't think the genders matter so much.

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[info]loopywafflehead
2005-05-17 01:30 pm UTC (link)
EvilKeckleon: only on the internet would I be able to come across a discussion about a fictional rodent's sexual preference...

:D Pikachu's a slut. Whatever the gender, it'll do anyone.

(Also, to that homophobic guy who claims to be a proud "memeber" of the Michael Moore club: thanks for the laugh, but please learn how to spell and go away.)

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Once again, I do not read the actual wank before posting
[info]cathowl
2005-05-17 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'm pretty sure she's a girl in the manga... But I have no clue about the anime. Might be a boy. Heck, might be a hemaphodite, or gender option #4, which I don't want to think about right now.

As for Pikachu's sexual preference, s/he's clearly a ketchup-sexual.

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Re: Once again, I do not read the actual wank before posting
[info]cathowl
2005-05-17 01:54 pm UTC (link)
Hermaphodite.
I can spell, honestly.

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Re: Once again, I do not read the actual wank before posting - [info]cathowl, 2005-05-17 01:54 pm UTC
Re: Once again, I do not read the actual wank before posting
[info]skarrow
2005-05-17 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes, that disturbing ketchup-bottle fellatio thing.

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Re: Once again, I do not read the actual wank before posting - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-05-17 06:51 pm UTC
why yes.. i AM a masochist - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-18 01:01 am UTC
Re: why yes.. i AM a masochist - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-05-18 01:15 am UTC
Re: why yes.. i AM a masochist - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-18 06:35 am UTC
Re: why yes.. i AM a masochist - [info]ladyofviolets, 2005-05-18 06:19 pm UTC

[info]kannaophelia
2005-05-17 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Eeek, both my baby brothers are on that thread. On the side of the angels, but I will have a nice sisterly word with them about random capitalisation.

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, "Princess vs Princess" established Pikachu as male.

Now I don't know about you, but once they start crossing *species* lines, I don't think the genders matter so much.

Are you trying to make Bayleef cry?

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[info]plazmah
2005-05-17 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, "Princess vs Princess" established Pikachu as male.

Exactly. That's MY citation, anyway.

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(no subject) - [info]simkin_mouse, 2005-05-17 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-17 11:14 pm UTC

[info]kenovay
2005-05-17 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Doing hir part for not turning this into a gay debate:

Please don not turn ths into a GAY debate!!!!

but all though i think being gay is againist the law of nature!!!!! it was ADAM and EVE not ADAM and STEVE

Idiot.

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[info]stardefiant
2005-05-17 04:11 pm UTC (link)
but all though i think being gay is againist the law of nature!!!!! it was ADAM and EVE not ADAM and STEVE

Bloody buggering hell. People actually use that argument?!

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(no subject) - [info]kenovay, 2005-05-17 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-17 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kenovay, 2005-05-17 06:00 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dragonscholar, 2005-05-17 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-05-18 10:14 am UTC
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[info]sanguinary
2005-05-17 04:55 pm UTC (link)
ah, good ol' Adam and Steve. That saying is made hilarious to me by the fact that my cousin Adam lived together with his best friend Steve for years, so we'd always drag it out when there were around, much to their unamusement.

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[info]ravenclaw_devi
2005-05-17 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me s/he didn't say that in all seriousness...

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-05-17 10:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-05-18 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hypercubed, 2005-05-17 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-05-18 12:16 am UTC

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[info]dragonscholar
2005-05-17 04:28 pm UTC (link)
I find the pre-wank "evidence" for gender rather amusing as well, from Pikachu's preference for fighting, to a lack of stereotypical femminine traits.

Apparently, judging by the posts, this subject has come up repeatedly in the past. I figure it'd have made someone's FAQ by now.

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[info]wolfgangmozart
2005-05-17 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Wow. My fandom needs to sit in time out for a while.

My favorite part:
Ket the Younger breaks out the Earth Logic. "Please stop existing. That also goes for the people who ignored what I said about Ohtani, who is (to my knowledge) the only person officially involved in the production of Pokemon who has ever given an answer. PIKACHU DOESN'T HAVE A GENDER YET. END OF STORY."

Whereupon HavoX loses hir shit:
Well he's a boy, so get over it.

And I don't care what Ohtani said to you, because when people say Pikachu's a boy, it's a boy.

Do I make myself clear, or do you want this debate to continue?

Um. So popular opinion trumps "canon?" You sure done tole us, gender-neutral friend!

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(no subject) - [info]elysian, 2005-05-17 06:32 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-18 01:55 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-18 06:25 am UTC
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Re: Hold me. Not there. - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-05-17 10:41 pm UTC
Re: Hold me. Not there. - [info]skarrow, 2005-05-18 01:56 am UTC

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Re: Hold me. Not there. - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-05-18 09:47 pm UTC
Re: Hold me. Not there. - [info]belafarinrod, 2005-05-17 11:28 pm UTC
Re: Hold me. Not there. - [info]skarrow, 2005-05-18 01:54 am UTC
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[info]hypno_jango
2005-05-17 06:29 pm UTC (link)
And I don't care what Ohtani said to you, because when people say Pikachu's a boy, it's a boy.

Do I make myself clear, or do you want this debate to continue?

They also said a certain character from Fruits Basket was a boy. Were they right?

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-05-17 06:32 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-05-18 06:22 am UTC
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[info]onetrickpony
2005-05-17 07:27 pm UTC (link)
My favourite bit:

If you've played the games, you'll notice that Pokemon aren't homosexual. they can only breed with pokemon of the opposite gender, duh.

Oh, so that's how you can tell if a guy's gay. MPreg! Showing us the way once more!

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(no subject) - [info]ravenclaw_devi, 2005-05-17 07:57 pm UTC
Pokemon Breeding for Fun and Profit - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-05-18 06:39 am UTC

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What fandom has taught me! - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-05-18 10:37 am UTC

[info]mister_terrific
2005-05-17 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Either way, I don't think I'd want to be screwing Pikachu under any circumstances. My "Mister Terrific" doesn't need third-degree electrical burns caused by Pokegasm.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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(no subject) - [info]loopywafflehead, 2005-05-17 11:42 pm UTC
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redwarrior
2005-05-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
The real question is, "Why the hell does it matter?"

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(no subject) - [info]dakotapratt, 2005-05-17 11:17 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2005-05-19 04:32 am UTC

[info]waysmeanstonola
2005-05-17 11:42 pm UTC (link)
pikachu is neuter, because it declines like a latin 4th declension neuter noun.

i was geeky enough to give my students a sentence on a latin quiz about pokemon.

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-05-17 11:46 pm UTC
Latin Lesson, F_W style - [info]waysmeanstonola, 2005-05-18 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-18 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hypercubed, 2005-05-18 02:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pragmatic, 2005-05-18 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2005-05-18 06:24 pm UTC
I'm a little unclear
[info]marlo
2005-05-18 12:19 am UTC (link)
Chibi Absol: I'M NOT GAY! I DON'T THINK PIKACHU IS GAY!! BEING GAY IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, maybe I'm being dense, but I just can't understand what s/he's trying to say.

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Re: I'm a little unclear - ketsuban, 2005-05-18 01:19 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - bardiche, 2005-05-18 01:25 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - [info]hypercubed, 2005-05-18 01:37 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-05-18 01:54 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - [info]hypercubed, 2005-05-18 02:04 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - soula, 2005-05-18 05:55 pm UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - ketsuban, 2005-05-18 02:57 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - [info]hypercubed, 2005-05-18 03:17 am UTC
Re: I'm a little unclear - ketsuban, 2005-05-18 06:09 am UTC

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[info]deadlettero
2005-05-18 12:21 am UTC (link)
Hey I know that there is Homosexuality in this world. However why has escaped me for the twenty years.

Because some people like dick, some like pussy, and some like both? It doesn't seem that complicated to me.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2005-05-18 01:50 am UTC
Because of love! - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-05-18 10:30 am UTC
Re: Because of love! - [info]loony666, 2005-05-18 07:29 pm UTC

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ketsuban
2005-05-18 02:56 am UTC (link)

Yes, I'm immature.

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(no subject) - [info]sparkle_bitch, 2005-05-18 03:12 am UTC
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[info]kalicephirot
2005-05-18 10:33 am UTC (link)
First Pikachu/Voldemort. Now this.

I wonder... who decided that Pikachu was teh sex? It's a big, yellow rodent with electricity. Apart from the fact that it can, certainly, start sparks, where's the Hot?

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(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-05-18 03:21 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-05-18 10:56 am UTC (link)
Screw crossing species, that 'Ash is hot!' signature is what's REALLY disturbing.

*deep shudder*

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(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2005-05-18 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2005-05-18 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - ketsuban, 2005-05-19 03:53 am UTC
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[info]oxydosic
2005-05-18 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I always assumed it was male. Especially since it liked to have sex with roasted chickens and wanted to have sex with people's skulls. Oh wait, that was Ling Ling from Drawn Together. I always mix those two up.

Anyway uh - still male i think.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-18 06:41 pm UTC

[info]lindentreeisle
2005-05-18 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Not to be crude, but I can't help wondering- ignoring the bestiality thing and the fact that the main human characters are about 12 years old, how exactly do you write pr0n featuring creatures that do not have any genitals? I guess you could propose that they all have little pockets to keep them safely covered in public, but I think at that point you'd really be trying too hard.

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(no subject) - [info]cathowl, 2005-05-18 08:32 pm UTC
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[info]elektra3
2005-05-21 03:51 am UTC (link)
I'M NOT GAY! I DON'T THINK PIKACHU IS GAY!! BEING GAY IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Methinks the wanker doth protest too much.

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