A Veritable Zoo of Console Wank!
The RPGClassics forums are pretty slow by LJ standards, but this wank grew pretty fast over the course of a few days, and is still growing.

The OP, Mr. Saturn, starts off with an open letter to Nintendo and Microsoft telling them to join forces because Sony is teh evol!

Highlights:

OMG, 2D is banned! Sony is keeping the third party developers down!

And then there's this whole side wank with a "Shinobi vs. Ninja Gaiden" argument, for no apparent reason.

Sony: They're like Nazis, in a way.

Obligatory statistics post!

"I'm won't buy a Gameboy because I'm too old and the meen girlz people will make fun of me."

The rest is a bit tl;dr, but still full of good wank.