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knightrider ([info]knightrider) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-19 14:44:00


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wankDom
Hi ~waves hello~ newbie here. I'm sort of a serial lurker, here, mainly because I never seem to find the wank first, but I think I might just have a worthy contribution ;-)

Over on ohnotheydidnt, [info]letitia posts some dubious pics of Dom Monaghan kissing an unidentified bloke. By "dubious" I mean that they were apparently obtained and posted illegitimately, not that they are fake in any way. I gather that the pictures have been the subject of past wankage, which I will go looking for directly. It's small, but has potential, I hope. Some of the highlights:

[info]tropicalxlondon weighing in intelligently with "ugh that hobbit guy IS NOT HOT shut up people",

the whole "JUST BCZ HES KISSING A GUY DOESNT MEAN HES GAY!!!!11!!1" fap being pre-empted (hopefully not - I *like* it when 'phobes prove how dumb they are!) by [info]tacobellspork,

[info]rubianess inexplicably slewing the whole thing sideways by posting pics of Dom helping with birthing lambs - much with the OMGTHATSOGROSS, and some OMGARETHEYDED????!!!! idiocy as well by a few folks who obviously never saw an episode of All Creatures Great and Small. They're sorted out by a few folks who *do* know what a newborn lamb looks like.

There ain't no wank like LotRwank.

PS: Link to ohnotheydidnt edited - sorry, HTML is not my forte ;-/



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Hmmm..
[info]ysadri
2005-05-19 08:30 am UTC (link)

It's not pulling up for me at all. And I'm wondering if the tinhats will be dancing with glee for having been vindicated, or offended that he's not with his 'twu wuv'. I forget, is that Elijah or Billy?

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Re: Hmmm..
[info]knightrider
2005-05-19 08:32 am UTC (link)
Hell if I know. Billy, I think.

I edited the link, hopefully it should work now. Sorry ;-)

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Re: Hmmm..
[info]msilverstar
2005-05-19 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Tinhat = Dom+Lij 4 evah shippers.

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[info]cesare
2005-05-19 08:41 am UTC (link)
Wow, they are majorly behind the curve. Been there, done that, drew the cartoons, made the icons...

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(no subject) - [info]dana, 2005-05-19 09:46 am UTC
::waxes nostalgic:: - [info]marlo, 2005-05-19 10:24 pm UTC

[info]mooncalf
2005-05-19 09:12 am UTC (link)
... none of these people understand the concept of 'bisexual', do they?

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(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2005-05-19 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jewlmc, 2005-05-22 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-05-19 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-05-19 03:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2005-05-20 11:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-20 03:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-05-20 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-20 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-05-20 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-20 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2005-05-19 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-05-19 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-21 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-05-21 02:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-19 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-05-20 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-20 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-20 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-05-20 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-20 03:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amandatwop, 2005-05-22 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-19 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-05-19 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-19 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selenis, 2005-05-19 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-05-19 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2005-05-20 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-05-20 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2005-05-19 09:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-05-20 09:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jewlmc, 2005-05-22 04:20 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2005-05-19 09:25 am UTC (link)
I read (well, scanned) the wank... and the only thing I find myself wondering is when pictures of animals giving birth became NWS. Because really

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-05-19 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-05-19 10:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2005-05-19 10:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-05-20 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-05-19 10:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2005-05-19 11:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-05-19 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-05-20 08:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-19 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2005-05-19 07:51 pm UTC

[info]laerwen
2005-05-19 10:08 am UTC (link)
Reheated wank always tastes better than the first time. Mmmm. ::nukes::

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[info]scarah2
2005-05-19 10:09 am UTC (link)
Well, I just wanted to say, I was amused. Bonus points for 1. a wanker with a Nicole Richie icon and 2. a wanker with the handle weasleycest4eva

THX 4 teh WNX.

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[info]pink_rhombus
2005-05-19 10:15 am UTC (link)
Finally! After months and months of waiting and wondering and hoping I have finally seen the "Elijah eats corn" picture.

To think, just a few short years ago I didn't even know what "fandom" was and now I'm sitting in my room in the middle of the night feeling a perverse sense of satisfaction because I finally got to see Elijah Wood eating corn. SeekritOMG!!11!

My life is hollow and empty.

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(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-19 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-19 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2005-05-19 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-19 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2005-05-19 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-20 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2005-05-20 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-20 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2005-05-20 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-05-20 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2005-05-20 07:39 pm UTC
MUCH LOLNESS
[info]adora_spintriae
2005-05-19 10:21 am UTC (link)
It was all totally worth it just for this. What is it with that boy and hilarious photos?

Ow... my ribs hurt...

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Re: MUCH LOLNESS - [info]wenchforhire, 2005-05-19 11:10 am UTC
Re: MUCH LOLNESS - [info]shadownlite, 2005-05-22 05:48 am UTC

[info]wenchforhire
2005-05-19 11:10 am UTC (link)
*points to icon* XD That's Ash from 'Evil Dead', innit?

As for the wank... Dom's cute no matter what. And I'd almost say that guy's Orlando Bloom... but I'm not sure.

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(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2005-05-19 11:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-19 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pesky, 2005-05-19 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wenchforhire, 2005-05-20 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pesky, 2005-05-20 03:13 am UTC

[info]texta
2005-05-19 11:50 am UTC (link)
the whole "JUST BCZ HES KISSING A GUY DOESNT MEAN HES GAY!!!!11!!1" fap being pre-empted (hopefully not - I *like* it when 'phobes prove how dumb they are!) by tacobellspork,

Just a few posts down the page is a little video clip of Ewan McGregor kissing Hayden Christiansen at the London premiere of Star Wars. Seeing as the post has nearly 250 comments now, spreading over 6 pages, almost all of them going on about how hot it is, I seriously doubt Oh no! is a haven for homophobia.

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(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2005-05-19 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]texta, 2005-05-19 12:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-05-19 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-05-19 03:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-19 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - soula, 2005-05-19 10:01 pm UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-05-19 02:19 pm UTC (link)
The lamb thread...d00d. So funny.

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[info]snacky
2005-05-19 04:00 pm UTC (link)
It's a loooooon story.

Truest typo ever.

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[info]rinoared
2005-05-19 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that lamb thread is almost worth its own post!

Although I must say the comments there were full of false advertising. When they said it looks skinned I was expecting something more gross, not a standard blood-and-goop of birthing!

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-05-19 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-05-19 07:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2005-05-19 09:08 pm UTC

[info]gmth
2005-05-19 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't Dom kiss like... everybody, though?

And I totally agree that he is not hot in the slightest.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-05-19 05:50 pm UTC (link)
The lambwank is the best, but I must admit I loved the "He is NOT HOT becuz I dun think so!!!11!" bit. As well as the I am OuTraJD!(butIwon'tsaywhy) post.

And hey! I didn't know about Encyclopedia Dramatica before, so I am now set up for hours and hours of reading pleasure. Thanks!

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[info]scratchfury
2005-05-19 06:09 pm UTC (link)
*shakes hed*

Words can not explain teh stupidity of it all*

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[info]prettyveela
2005-05-19 06:57 pm UTC (link)
See this is why I hate F_W in the morning. The pictures are 10x funnier because of all the wank that surrounded them.

Dom kissing other guys, Dom holding the baby lambs.

Elijah.eating.corn.

I may never recover. XD

Jordan Wood, this one's for you!

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If there is a God of Wank - [info]prettyveela, 2005-05-19 07:31 pm UTC

[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-19 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I love moonblood sex. Let's mate plz

Despite my "ewwwww" reaction, I still have the giggles...

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[info]hellespont
2005-05-19 08:56 pm UTC (link)
He looks really, really happy about those baby!lambs. Like, scary-happy. Proud-new-papa-happy. Grind, rumour mill, grind like a muthafucka!

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(no subject) - [info]kenovay, 2005-05-20 12:36 am UTC

[info]xburnbabyburnx
2005-05-19 10:01 pm UTC (link)
OMG TEH SEKRIT PIX HAV RESURFACED!!1!!1!

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[info]loony666
2005-05-20 03:29 am UTC (link)
He kissed a guy. This could've been a friendly kiss, a just messing around kiss, a fanservice kiss or a romantic kiss. We don't know.

Now, then, can somebody tell me why it matters?

P.S. My straight male friends kiss eachother all the time. Mostly for the benefit of girls.

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(no subject) - [info]herlovewasajoke, 2005-05-20 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-05-21 02:13 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2005-05-20 07:00 am UTC (link)
They have to be fake. I refuse to consider that MsA might have even been partially right.

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(no subject) - [info]jewlmc, 2005-05-22 04:28 am UTC

[info]marlo
2005-05-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
:O
Some spoilsport reported [info]seekrit_pics to LJ abuse, so the seekrit pix have been taken down.

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-21 12:58 am UTC

 
   
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