loopywafflehead
2005-05-24 12:11 pm UTC (link)

Wow, this has it all. Hilarity, assorted WTF-ness, and several accustions of "if you don't like it, you're not a true fan!".

Jim Henson Courpes is doing backflips!!!! THAT WAS DEGRATING!!!!!! IT FUTURE MUPPET PROJECT DEPEND ON THAT WE ARE SCREWED!!!!!

*cracks up* I first read that as "coupe" and was confused as to why Jim Henson's car was jumping around.

Ashnta is kind of cute, and im not really into black Girls but i thought she was really cute. Know i dont want all the black people to get mad after that but im white and i grew up thinking black people where mean and now im learnig diffreent.

I somehow doubt "all the black people" will appreciate your patronising comment, and am sure that, like me, they would like you to learn how to spell.

We made it through 15 minutes of the film before we were just too offended to go on.

o_O If you're offended by The Muppets, then you'll really want to keep away from the internet. And the 21st century.

Dear God, I love The Muppets so much, and even if it were the worst film ever made, I'd watch it just for the "witch-slapped" line. I squealed for joy when one reviewer said that there's a lot of slashy subtext in the movie. Excellent! Thank you so much for posting this, it made my morning! :D

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But wait, there's more!

loopywafflehead
2005-05-24 12:51 pm UTC (link)

It's true, gas jokes really aren't that funny.

Oh, say it ain't so!

And TomTKH gets the crazy person of the day award. He wants to "organize as many people as I can to RIOT ABC" and is obsessed with burping.

People who burp are disgusting.

Thank you so much for writing this about this AWFUL film... the burp...was just DISGUSTING

And my personal favourite:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I am SO glad that finally someone else spoke out about how DISGUSTING burping jokes are in films. WHO are these writers anyway? Do they come from hillbilly upbringings or something? Every time I see a movie that has a burp joke -- I don't watch it.

Fantastic.

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	Re: But wait, there's more! smo 2005-05-24 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	/me burps in his face (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: But wait, there's more! loopywafflehead 2005-05-24 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	That would probably kill him. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: But wait, there's more! smo 2005-05-24 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Icon love! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: But wait, there's more! loopywafflehead 2005-05-24 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! Roomie will be happy to hear that, he's rather proud of this one. :) Plus, how funny is that Seinfeld episode? Jerry Stiller was fantastic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: But wait, there's more! smo 2005-05-26 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	o_O There was a Seinfeld episode about the Serenity? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: But wait, there's more! loopywafflehead 2005-05-27 10:27 am UTC (link)
	No, but there's an episode where George's dad runs around screaming "serenity now!" and it's pretty funny. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	geekmagirl 2005-05-24 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Know i dont want all the black people to get mad after that but im white and i grew up thinking black people where mean and now im learnig diffreent. We are all mean. And we had a meeting and decided that now we really don't like you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mireille 2005-05-24 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	The white people aren't too crazy about him either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	geekmagirl 2005-05-24 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe we can send him out to Mars and let them deal with him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-05-24 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Seems unfair to the Martians. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	geekmagirl 2005-05-24 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I can just see this guy being shuffled all over the galaxy. "Send him to Venus!" "What'd Venus ever do to us?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-05-24 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Fair enough. Jupiter it is!" Jupiter: "WTF?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marumae 2005-05-24 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah poor Jupiter, thinking just because it's the largest planet it's suddenly the strongest to deal with such ~~sploodge~~ how about we toss him on haley's and when it makes its circut of the sun. The Sun: YES! FIRE FIRE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-05-24 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	XD The sun: it's like Beavis, in a way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ultimate_cin 2005-05-26 06:43 am UTC (link)
	falls over laughing (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-05-26 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	fangirls your House icon (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ultimate_cin 2005-05-27 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Why, thank you! Personally, I think House should be made the Honorary Grand Poobah of Fandom_Wank.....'cause you know when he's not at the hospital, he's online snarking with the best of us....;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-05-27 07:27 am UTC (link)
	He would fit in frighteningly well at F_W. He'd become a BNF in no time. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	marks 2005-05-24 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	I love The Muppets so much, and even if it were the worst film ever made, I'd watch it just for the "witch-slapped" line. Not to mention the hundred upon hundreds of possible prawn/pr0n jokes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2005-05-24 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I somehow doubt "all the black people" will appreciate your patronising comment, and am sure that, like me, they would like you to learn how to spell. Speaking as a white person, I'd also like him to learn how to punctuate and capitalize. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nekoneko 2005-05-24 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	I just knew something like this would come up. At least the Muppets comm on LJ was fairly civil about it. Other than random comments about Walt Disney and Jim Henson spinning in their graves, of course. (Reply to this)

	lurker32 2005-05-24 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	boggles at Emerald "Won't someone think of the CHILDRENNNNN?!" They think of you... making burp jokes. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rowan 2005-05-24 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, was somebody whining about thinking of the children in regards to burp jokes? Have they ever been around an actual child? Every little kid I've ever babysat for has had a stage where running up to an adult and saying "FART!" or burping was the damn funniest thing ever in the universe. (Reply to this)(Parent)

BELCH!

singe
2005-05-24 08:06 pm UTC (link)

"Won't someone think of the CHILDRENNNNN?!"

I wonder what Emerald and the children thought of the original Muppet Movie where a pimp, played by Telly Savales, tells one of his prostitutes to "EEEEGH! Go wash!" after she lied on Kermit, claiming he touched her.

Or the Mad Scientist, Mel Brooks, tongueing his brain-switch machine.

Etc, etc, etc...gawd, I love the Muppets.

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	Re: BELCH! nekoneko 2005-05-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Pepe. Mwahaha. Pepe was the best one in the Muppets in Oz movie. He's awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: BELCH! singe 2005-05-24 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	I only caught the last half but he WAS awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragomorph 2005-05-24 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Someday we'll find it, the Wankbow Connection The flamers, the trollers and me! La, la la la, la la la... (Reply to this)

	crickets 2005-05-24 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know why I found the analysis of Miss Piggy's hair so hilarious. The symbolism in Miss Piggy's hair. dies We can once again see miss piggy as being a beautiful pig, and not just a pig who sees herself as beautiful. D00d, I love Miss Piggy too, but at the end of the day--it's a puppet. (Reply to this)

	ladyiapetus 2005-05-25 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	It's a momentous occasion for me: one of the non-LJ forums that I frequent makes it to f_w, and it's the one I'd least expect, too. Of course, with all the "debate" over whether or not Disney is truly good for the Muppets, who voices what character better, etc., it was only a matter of time before Muppet Central wound up here. Only a matter of time. (Reply to this)

	oxydosic 2005-05-25 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	I think when a person starts analyzing a muppet's hair they have way too much time on their hands. (Reply to this)

	ultimate_cin 2005-05-26 06:45 am UTC (link)
	I'd love to see Miss Piggy karate-chopping the hell out of these morons. "Hiiiiii-YAAAAAAAAA!!!!" (Reply to this)