Pointed out by an anonymouse on the wank_report community. This wank DOES amuse me, but I imagine the general reaction from the fandom_wankers will be one of "been there, done that, got the goggles". ^^;;

In short, someone posts a cute White Day pic on the Fullmetal-Alchemist.com picture gallery. Said pic, IMHO, does reek pretty strongly of the Ed X Winry pairing(and to a lesser extent, the Roy X Hawkeye pairing), but fans don't see it that way.

Described by the mouse:

Even though it's mostly dead(I think- there's a few recent comments that are pretty wanky, but the climax was in late 2004 and January), you guys might enjoy this because:

a) Both sides come off as equally idiotic.
b) It's a yaoi vs. het pairing war sparked by a fluffy White Day promo pic, fergawdssake.
c) It's Fullmetal Alchemist fandom.

Including gems like:



"uh.... Well i hate to burt the bubbles of those who think Ed is a straight, but he's in an amine show people! Any guy in an amine is at least bi! And i don't think Ed would look v. good with a girl who was taller then he is..."

and



"I dunno... In my opinon both Roy and Ed look a little nonplussed about those White Day gifts. Notice the hunch in Ed's shoulders? Notice how Roy's expression is resigned, like he's thinking 'Alright, let's get this over with...'?
Yea, I have my own opinion on what they're really thinking...*smirks* And I'll leave it at that. ^_^"

And, on the other side:



"Grow UP! You people are sick, and nasty! Who in their right minds (although again you're minds are sick and nasty) would want to see gay men together? How on Earth is that a turn-on?! You took a completely innocent picture, and turned it into some 'oh they're gay' photo. *rolls eyes* I think you should all just admit the truth to yourselves, and get over your little 'gay guys turn me on' phase, which I hope is JUST a phase. Or you need serious help."

Plus, a side of CAPSLOCK OF RAAAAGE:



"I AM GUNNA BACK UP HER ALL THE WAY!! why dont you all just go CRY to your mommies that Ed isnt gay!!! ohh isnt that toooo bad!? YOU ARE ALL JUST JELOUS THAT ED IS TAKEN SO YOU MAKE HIM LIKE ROY!!!! THEY ARE IN THE SAME PIC WHOOPY-DEE-DOO!! DOESNT MEAN THEY LOVE EACHOTHER!!!!!! I HAVE READ SUMMARIES AND HE ENDS UP LOVING WINRY!!!! SOOO YOU IDIOTS CAN SHUT UP BEFORE WE TRACK YOU DOWN AND TAKE A RIFAL AND KILL YOU!!! I WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR IT IF I HAD TO! BUT YOU OTHERS IF YOU LOVE LOOKING AT GAY PEOPLE THEN GO TO A MESSED UP SITE!!!!! YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN WEIRD..SICK..AND WRONG!!!!! OHH AND THIS IS PROBABLY MY EASIEST DISS EVER!!! I HAVE ALOOTTT MORE!!! SO DIIIEEE IDIOTS!!!"



ED'S NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you want him to be gay, you can just go to hell.

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i feel like i just entered a battle field or sumthin ... CALM DOWN.... anyone can have their own opinion ! I think the only person who is sure about who's in love with who is the writer of FMA !! if your so curious...go ask her !! *persona opinion * i think it's better off EdxWinry and RoyxRiza cause Roy is almost 30 and Ed is almost 16 and that's a big age difference

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this is how it goes:

ed/roy

winry/al

riza/havoc

and of course, lust/gluttony

THE END

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-my friend that i email lives in japan and has seen the full series of Fullmetal, and no, Ed and Roy ARE NOT GAY..i had to get that across you people
-No, ed and winry dont end up getting married or anything...but again...ed and roy ARE NOT GAY :P

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GET COMFY, THIS GONNA BE LONG

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I am very much against gays in alot of respects, but if they leave me alone, I couldnt care less.

Fellow guys: Have you ever been told by a girl that boys r sick for liking the whole lesbian thing, like why we get ****in horny from it, THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THEM BEING HIPOCRITS.

Fangirls of Ed/Roy: Does the idea of one man stickin his wang into another guys ass arouse u? I mean seriously, that is really f*ckin disqusting.

I am about to list the things wrong with the Roy/Ed matchup u sick hoes.

1.Ed is not gay

2.Roy is not gay

3.Ed dislikes Roy

4.Roy dislikes Ed

5.Ed has an immature crush on Winry

6.Roy also has an immature crush on Riza.

7.Ed is the kind of person that would sooner shoot a fag than say hello to him.

8.Roy has a "perfectly healthy" obsession for girls in short skirts.

9.All of those who say that a gay relationship between would be "cute" or "they r right for eachother", GO F*CK YOURSELF, BECAUSE U MUST BE A LOSER WHO IS UNATTRACTIVE AND HAS NEVER EXPERIENCED LOVE BETWEEN A TWO PEOPLE OF THE DIFFERENT SEX, SO YOUR LAST RESORT IS HOMOSEXUALITY.

(Hee. ^^)

Sorry, this is probably really tl;dr, but I did attempt to point out the funnier parts of the wank. If you're interested in skimming through the entire wank, I give you the link, though admittedly, it's a message board and those are always a pain in the ass (IMHO) to navigate.

In all it's wanky glory.

[EDIT]: Fixed my erroneous cuts. Sorry! @.@