Golden Shiny Wire of Wank
Fanficrants is at it yet again. You'd think with a name like "fanficrants", people would get used to the idea that it's a comm for snarking at bad fanfiction , and being generally bitchy and disagreeable. But apparently, chaos_r is a little slow on the draw:

ZOMG STP R4NT!N N TEH R4NT COMM! UR MEEN 2 TEH CHYLDRUN DAT RITE FANFIK! ITZ JEST 4 FUUUUUUUUUUN!

Invokes Godwin's law, among others. Because ranting about fanfiction is so totally WWII.

Enjoy!