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Mari ([info]drhikari) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-26 23:13:00


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Current mood:Amazed
Entry tags:comics, fandom: calvin and hobbes, lj

The Pointy Haired Boss disapproves!
(Sorry for the lame topic title.)
This has been going on for a while, and I was hoping someone else would comment about it. Oh well.

Over at the Dilbert LJ Feed (dilber3), people start asking why the Calvin and Hobbes feed was closed. People mention bandwidth reasons, copyright reasons, and the like. mikohki suggests someone blurted out at LJAbuse, because there was a (*gasp*) troll posting "explicit material" in the feed.

No way.

And the same troll (schwarzer_tod) is attacking the Dilbert feed as well. Oh, the humanity.

We backtrack a bit to see the troll's triumphant entrance to the Dilbert feed.

It's a normal day at the Dilbert feed. People discuss the current strip, there's the usual shouting of "Boobies!" and the like. At the end of the post, schwarzer_tod posts a picture, but it goes unnoticed. He posts it again in the next thread, and sockmonkey13 translates the russian to "and where is the clitoris after all". Nothing happens till next post, when he gets the first comment, bashes Dilbert a bit, and all the other things trolls do.

Keep reading, you'll find more fun stuff. For example:

mashuren posts the first 'non-annoying post' and our troll kindly replies saying he's a short-haired hebrew harlot.

schwarzer_tod: "I agree, this feed has gone straight to hell. Remember the good old days when everyone had an intelligent discussion about the metaphysical implications of the day's strip?"

cassandrahats wants to report jassa for the classic boobies line, and mashuren finds it funny, "considering the fact that the first post in the feed says "ANAL FUCKING BRUTALITY" in huge letters." Can't blame him.

theworstljever_ says everyone's just making a big deal out of this, the only way to get rid of schwarzer_tod is to ignore him or find a way to report him to LJ Abuse, since there's nothing to report him for.

ETA: I forgot these...

He managed to ToS the Calvin and Hobbes feed, now the troll's doing the same to the Dilbert feed!

And apparently, the troll can't be ToS'd. WTF?

outlanderssc: How many feeds will have to die this way? Quoting schwarzer_tod: "If anything my "pornography"/"spamming" has decreased the number of stupid comments on these feeds, so it's kind of difficult to blame me for C H (but mysteriously not Dilbert?...) getting shut down." Now I've learned a valuable lesson: porn makes people less stupid. Thank you!

Grab the wank before the feed gets deleted - which is what's probably going to happen.


I'll proceed to spork my english now.



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[info]jetamors
2005-05-26 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Whaa...? *is extremely confused*

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[info]drhikari
2005-05-26 08:30 pm UTC (link)
About what? My lame wording of paragraphs or the lame display of jokes from that troll?

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[info]jetamors
2005-05-26 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Both, I think. So.. [info]schwarzer_tod is the troll, right? But why is the C&H drama spilling over into the Dilbert feed?

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[info]drhikari
2005-05-26 08:56 pm UTC (link)
My bad. I'll try to reword that. ^^;

Apparently, schwarzer_tod flooded the C&H, along with the Garfield feeds and after they got closed, he moved to Dilbert.

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[info]drhikari
2005-05-26 09:07 pm UTC (link)
AND he claims his army of goatsee pictures is helping the feed so it won't be flooded with stupid and pointless comments.

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[info]delcj
2005-05-27 01:46 am UTC (link)
schwarzer_tod's underlying sense of righteous entitlement is rather exasperating.
this makes me glad i don't read Dilbert on lj.

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[info]jetamors
2005-05-27 03:16 am UTC (link)
*rolleyes* Do syndicated feeds have mods? You'd think they could just ban_set him preemptively or something.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-27 04:48 am UTC (link)
According to LJ abuse, no. You can't ban him, you can't delete his comments, and you can't do anything besides sit there and wait til he stops acting like a fuckwit because he doesn't violate the TOS for having 'an opinion' Since when is posting horse dick considered an opinion?

Yes, I tried to ban him from the feed and that's the answer I got. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who felt that way.

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[info]jetamors
2005-05-27 05:36 am UTC (link)
Wait. So you can't shut him up in any way... but if he continues to post crap the feed will be shut down? WTF?!?!?!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-27 06:50 am UTC (link)
I'm...not completely sure. This is the first time I've heard a connection between fuckhead and the C&H feed being shut down because I never really noticed him there except for one time a couple of weeks ago.

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[info]azarias
2005-05-27 08:32 am UTC (link)
So you can't shut him up in any way... but if he continues to post crap the feed will be shut down?

I seriously doubt it.

Disclaimer: I stopped being current on lj_abuse policies around January, and even when I was active, I never handled syn stuff, because frankly I never managed to give a shit about feeds.

However, in the time I knew what was going on, and in all the relevant historical precedents I had to study before getting supporthelp privs in abuse, accounts weren't shut down for being the victim of spam or unwanted comments. When something like that got out of control in a comm, depending on circumstances, the abuse team would usually try to contact the comm maintainer and moderator(s) to make them aware of what was going on in the comm. If the maint or mod wrote back that they knew about it and were handling it, or knew about it and didn't care, that was that. If they said they didn't want the comm anymore, they were asked to transfer it to someone who did. If they didn't write back at all, the team would try to pick someone active and seemingly not-stupid to take over maintainership. (Policy link.)

In syn feeds, though, the problem's more complicated, because there are no maintainers or moderators of syn feeds. Recipe for disaster? Bingo. That means that there's no one to politely point in the direction of trouble. And the abuse team isn't in empowered or directed to (or at all interested in) moderating discussion or making sure everyone plays nice. It handles Terms of Service violations, TOS queries, and suicide notes. Not much else. As far as I know, posting nasty or annoying comments isn't currently a TOS violation, since it doesn't technically fulfill the definition of spam. (Policy link.) The policy probably needs improvement, but that's not up the the abuse team. Hopefully 6-Apart plans to spiff things up.

If a syn feed got shut down, it probably had something to do with ownership of the material being syndicated, or some other kind of dispute with a copyright holder or webmaster. That's a raw guess, though, since I don't think I ever handled one, and given the number of things that can go wrong on LiveJournal, purple monkeys from outer space could have been the reason.

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[info]azarias
2005-05-27 08:10 am UTC (link)
Basically, yeah. There's not a tool allowing anyone to do anything to kick trolls out of syns. I'd love to see syn feeds either modded in some fashion, or simply not allowing comments at all. (It would be almost as easy to set up a separate discussion comm.) The current situation's ridiculous.

Not holding my breath for lj_dev to bow to my whims, though.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-27 08:21 am UTC (link)
I agree; this is just plain bullshit the way it is. You'd think that LJ would've thought the whole thing through before creating syn feeds, but sadly, that's not the case.

Though, really, what fucking IDIOT would let a loophole like that escape attention for so long? Fuckhead's not the first person to troll syn feeds and he'll hardly be the last.

And I'd bow to your whims gladly. For great justice!

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[info]cellardoor28
2005-05-26 09:50 pm UTC (link)
See, this is why I don't read the comments on my cartoon feeds. I had a look at the C&H one recently as there were over 400 comments so I automatically thought, 'ooh, wank!', and found everyone pretending it was the Garfield feed. I'm not at all surprised it's now vanished.

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[info]gorogoro
2005-05-26 10:26 pm UTC (link)
If it's wrong of me to love trolls that post things like...

I GAVE DILBERT'S FLESHY RUMP BRUTAL ALIEN TENTACLE CTRL+V PENETRATION AND MADE HIM WHIMPER FOR MORE

...I don't want to be right.

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[info]twocorpses
2005-05-27 01:34 am UTC (link)
I was wondering what happened to calvin and hobbes. :(

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[info]kenboy
2005-05-27 01:53 am UTC (link)
All my goddamned comics feeds disappear. I'm starting to hate the internets.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-27 04:45 am UTC (link)
Uhhh...yeah. Except that schwarzer_tod (now refered to as 'fuckhead') was trolling the dilbert feed for a week before the C&H feed went down. Fuckhead's the reason I stopped reading two of my daily comic feeds (oh and the fact that he posted a BIG HORSE DICK picture on the feed and LJ abuse wouldn't DO A FUCKING THING doesn't hurt.)

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[info]lemone
2005-05-27 05:16 am UTC (link)
You know, it's times like these I wish LJ had a kind of "you deserve it" clause. That way, when fuckwits like our friend schwarzer_tod start to pull shit like this they could just ban his ass because he deserves it.

He's just such a dickhead.

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[info]radiotrash
2005-05-27 07:10 am UTC (link)
The only feed I was ever interested in was the Fox Trot one and that mysteriously disappeared one day. (Well a mystery to me because I never commented or read the comments.)

That troll guy is annoying.

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