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hinky ([info]hugsnkisses) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-26 17:25:00


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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab (BPAL) are a popular gothic perfume oil seller. They sell a wide range of pure perfume oils which are individually hand mixed; consequently there is a huge backlog and orders take a minimum of two months to arrive. To combat this there are several LJ communities devoted to swapping and selling the oils independently.

In one of these, [info]still_serenity makes a snarky post about remembering to order from the site rather than buying off a community.

Various snippy dialogues (in which passive-aggressive :)'s are heavily abused) ensue including such jems as:

there will always be people like you who would rather beg here than give your money to the business that creates the product you crave. [*]

Wow, who lit the fuse on your tampon? Maybe you should go back to bed and try to get up on the right side.
...
your comments are the equivalent of the RIAA whining about the sale of used CDs. My advice to you is the same as to them: try living in the real world. [*]

Wow... you really are the rudest, most unpleasant person I have run into in this journal or the forums. I thought BPAL made people happy- not a bitch.

If it bothers you so much- stay in the private BPAL community I see you belong too and keep your rudeness to yourself. [*]


And yes, perfume oils can be a fandom. How else would you class an obsession with something so great that you would put potentially poisonous substances in food to eat or wore it even though it gave you hideous welts because it smelled so good.


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[info]walkingundine
2005-05-26 08:06 pm UTC (link)
It had to happen sooner or later... I am saddened to see that someone was DAFT enough to try to eat the oils.

Dear Noob,
Get out of my perfume comm. You make it smell bad.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-05-26 08:52 pm UTC (link)
I suppose someone was bound to take "good enough to eat" literally at some point. I hope that person hasn't ordered a bottle of Miskatonic University.

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(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:16 pm UTC

[info]hangingfire
2005-05-26 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I just read that "baking shortbread" thread.

If I didn't already have a proto-migraine, I'd be banging my head on the desk. Unbelievable.

I did like this reply, though: "Are you having an antifreeze chaser with those cookies? It's nice and sweet."

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 10:08 pm UTC

[info]willywanka
2005-05-26 08:23 pm UTC (link)
i learned to fear and respect cinnamon!

Good. I've seen far too many cinnamon-burn victims in the ER, the madness must end. People, cinnamon is not your friend. Sure, it tastes great in pie, but that's only because it's waiting for a chance to spring forth and scorch your skin off! Best to recognize the devious spice for what it is (EVOL) and cower before it.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2005-05-26 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-05-26 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2005-05-26 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2005-05-26 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-05-27 07:58 am UTC
whoops, hit submit too soon - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-05-27 01:19 pm UTC
In which I invoke a certain law... - [info]singe, 2005-05-27 08:03 pm UTC

[info]atalantapendrag
2005-05-26 08:40 pm UTC (link)
*snicker* When I saw that post I just rolled my eyes. I'm utterly devoted to BPAL, but since it does take forever to get an order from them it's hardly surprising that anyone who's fallen in love with a particular blend might try and find a bottle they could have sooner.

And BPAL is so totally a fandom. Deservedly so, in my opinion. Some of those scents are completely mindblowingly wonderful. *daubs wrists with Queen of Sheba*

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(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-05-26 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-26 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-26 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-27 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2005-05-27 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 09:26 am UTC

[info]waltraute
2005-05-26 08:47 pm UTC (link)
The website is a goldmine of the hilariously pretentious in and of itself.

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(no subject) - orangutan, 2005-05-26 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2005-05-27 01:06 am UTC

[info]shoiryu
2005-05-26 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Wow, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

GOLD.

Also, BPAL has become a way of life, or something.

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(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2005-05-26 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2005-05-26 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2005-05-27 09:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-05-27 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-05-27 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-27 03:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-05-31 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-26 10:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-27 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-27 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-27 07:26 am UTC

[info]cynicelle
2005-05-26 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh, thanks a *lot* for posting the link to BPAL. I'd never heard of it, and after perusing the site I want one of everything.

Damned if this wank doesn't remind me of the fighting that used to break out on the Lush forums before I finally quit those. Wonder what it is about perfumes and soaps that makes people get so testy?

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-26 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-27 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-27 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-27 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2005-05-26 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-26 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-26 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2005-05-27 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2005-05-27 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]madelfdisease, 2005-05-27 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-05-27 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-27 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2005-05-27 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2005-05-27 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2005-05-27 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 10:17 pm UTC

[info]palabradot
2005-05-27 12:29 am UTC (link)
Damn. I've never heard of this, but I think I know friends who have.

Now I want to try some of this.

*off to pester friends via email*

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[info]buttercat
2005-05-27 12:37 am UTC (link)
Damnit, I've never heard of this before, but now I want to try some!

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(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2005-05-27 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]palabradot, 2005-05-27 12:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]madelfdisease, 2005-05-27 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2005-05-27 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-05-27 08:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-05-27 08:18 am UTC

[info]psychofangirl
2005-05-27 02:01 am UTC (link)
GAH! DAMNIT! This post made me check out BPAL...and...and...

I GOT SUCKED IT! I WANT SOME OF THOSE PERFUMES RIGHT NOW!!

And I went and joined the comm too.

I'm a sucker for perfumes and oils and smelly things.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-05-27 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cynicelle, 2005-05-27 02:56 am UTC

[info]mael
2005-05-27 02:58 am UTC (link)
CURSE YOU, FW.

*sits on hands*

*craaaaaaves*


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(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-27 03:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-05-27 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-27 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-05-27 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:11 pm UTC

ataniell93
2005-05-27 03:17 am UTC (link)
I have several friends who are just bound and determined to get me into BPAL even though:

1) I have very sensitive skin and have been known to react to trace amounts of the oddest things;

2) Certain scents have put me into anaphylactic shock;

3) Because of this, I only wear one perfume, which is French, horridly expensive, but doesn't make me sick or burn my skin.

I can't imagine why anyone would think, after I told them this, that I should be more adventurous and try more scents. But people do.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-05-27 08:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-27 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-05-27 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-27 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-05-27 09:20 am UTC
why must you soil my post with your hate :( - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-05-27 04:43 pm UTC
Re: why must you soil my post with your hate :( - [info]cimorene111, 2005-05-27 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-05-27 05:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cimorene111, 2005-05-27 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-05-27 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cimorene111, 2005-05-29 01:23 pm UTC
Re: why must you soil my post with your hate :( - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-05-27 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2005-05-27 07:29 pm UTC
Re: why must you soil my post with your hate :( - [info]waltraute, 2005-05-28 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-28 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-05-28 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2005-05-28 09:56 am UTC

[info]platedlizard
2005-05-27 03:22 am UTC (link)
Curse you, F_W! I want one, now. But I don't have enough money (seriously, the boarding bill for the birds and my car insurance ATE my last paycheck without chewing), and, well, I have birds! Perfume is bad for them.

Damn. But I do want to smell pretty.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-27 05:14 am UTC (link)
Damnit, those perfumes look so nice, but I can't stand the smell of perfume, so I can't get any. It's just not fair.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-05-27 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-05-27 07:31 am UTC

[info]moonlitsiren
2005-05-27 05:29 am UTC (link)
Damn. I clicked the link out of curiosity, and now I'm willing to pay in blood for some of the Mad Tea Party scents.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonlitsiren, 2005-05-27 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-05-27 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonlitsiren, 2005-05-27 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 06:16 am UTC
I have a question - [info]iczer6, 2005-05-27 10:52 pm UTC
Re: I have a question - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-28 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yummysushitoo, 2005-05-28 05:25 am UTC

[info]thewashinator
2005-05-27 05:32 am UTC (link)
*Huggles pretty red box o' BPAL*

I've used Ebay more in the past three weeks than I have over the past three years because of BPAL.

Me, I have two or three pending orders with the Lab, but I've had a good time getting an immediate fix on the secondary market. And, I got Springtime in Arkham decants off Ebay, not to mention my precious, precious imp of Leo.

(Anyone want to take an imp-sized decant of Shub-Niggurath off my hands? On me, it smells like a pumpkin pie made by Satan)

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewashinator, 2005-05-27 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonlitsiren, 2005-05-27 06:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewashinator, 2005-05-27 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teza, 2005-05-27 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonlitsiren, 2005-05-27 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teza, 2005-05-27 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonlitsiren, 2005-05-27 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonlitsiren, 2005-05-28 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2005-05-27 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewashinator, 2005-05-27 03:07 pm UTC

[info]sarracenia
2005-05-27 05:33 am UTC (link)
You know, after hearing all the rants and raves about these perfumes and going through that site, I'm half-tempted to get some for myself.

The only problem is my sense of smell is nigh upon nonexistent. What the hell's the point of buying perfume if you can barely smell it?

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(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2005-05-27 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2005-05-27 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2005-05-27 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 09:15 pm UTC

[info]sesana
2005-05-27 06:20 am UTC (link)
Damn you all! I can't afford this stuff! I didn't even have to look at the site to want some.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 06:50 am UTC

[info]teza
2005-05-27 06:34 am UTC (link)
So, I uh, co-mod that "private BPAL community" mentioned above. I just GOTTA say that I am totally and completely unsurprised that the person to break BPAL into F_W was still_serenity. :D I'm just startled it didn't happen sooner. Bless her wanky little heart. ♥

But a few of those BPAL fangirls? Terrifying. Just terrifying.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teza, 2005-05-27 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teza, 2005-05-27 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inara, 2005-05-27 07:23 pm UTC

[info]hypercubed
2005-05-27 07:27 am UTC (link)
Damn you! I don't wear perfume, and have no job and money. But I want the Miskatonic U for my collection of Cthulhuian crap. Sigh.

Who the hell /eats/ perfume?

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:44 am UTC

[info]lessis
2005-05-27 08:17 am UTC (link)
Before now my only real experience with scented oils have been with Crystal Mountain and the cheap stuff you get in the mall. These oils sound gorgeous and I'm wondering how they'll go in the some of the stonewrap necklaces I have.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2005-05-27 10:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2005-05-27 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-28 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2005-05-28 04:17 am UTC

[info]lukita
2005-05-27 09:45 am UTC (link)
I'm not usually into smelly things, but if there's something that can make me smell like chocolate, I'm so there!

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 09:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thewashinator, 2005-05-27 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yummysushitoo, 2005-05-28 05:33 am UTC
Damn you all.
[info]azarias
2005-05-27 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I want sooooooome.

My house consists of four women and one hygenic guy. Would it be a better idea to order an array of full-sized bottles and gamble that they'll agree with someone's chemistry, or to go hunting imps and test?

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Re: Damn you all. - [info]walkingundine, 2005-05-27 07:37 pm UTC
Re: Damn you all. - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-05-27 08:20 pm UTC

[info]necronomist
2005-05-28 09:24 pm UTC (link)
"consequently there is a huge backlog and orders take a minimum of two months to arrive."

Oh OK, I thought my order of imps got lost or something. I can't wait, though.

(Yes, I have succumbed.)

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