Random Star Wars wank
Tiny li'l wank, but it's kind of adorable, actually.

On the Jedi Council forums, Gabricjen starts a petition to protest the supposed addition of extra scenes in the DLP release of Revenge of the Sith:

I am serious about this and please do not lock. Just add your name to the thread and state your case on the difference between the digital version and the film version. Apparrently, Lucas has cut two versions of the film. Anyone who sees the film version as opposed to the digital version will miss a few scenes such as Dagobah and a Rebel meeting. I am sure there are more. We have to let him know that he shouldn't do this and that he is alienating the film version fans because we are unable to see a digital cut. Who's with me? If we get a big thread, maybe theforce.net can forward to Lucasfilm?

Various forms of "You've gotta be kidding me!" ensue. Some choice quotes:

TheChosen1: So you're saying that you want the rest of us to be "punished" just because YOU can't see the digital version. Sounds pretty selfish. You don't even know if the digital one is different.

DarthBot: I'm flyling two thousand miles to see DLP so who ever is complaining is a little bitch. I saved frequent flyer miles for years. Suck it up and drive if it means so much to you.

The kicker, of course, is that the whole petition is pointless, as is summed up in this exchange:

ObWanShawa: What scenes are now not in movie but in DLP?
SithScotti418: None, which makes this thread silly.