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	oxydosic 2005-05-28 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I just made this icon and now i get to use it! Yay! That grovestreet needs to get the giant stick out of their butt. (Reply to this)

	xero_sky 2005-05-28 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. I heard he just got a bad piece of pie. (Reply to this)

	dracothelizard 2005-05-29 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Pff, surviving zombies is easy. Give 'em salt, or throw salt on them, and they'll back off and remember they're dead. Well, with the old-fashioned zombies who were created by voodoo folk. With the Random Brain Disease Zombies you're better off chopping off bits and pieces, apparently. (Reply to this)

	drworm 2005-05-29 02:00 am UTC (link)
	... dude, there's a zombie survival community? Are they dreading the upcoming Army of Darkness vs. Re-Animator comics as much as I am? :/ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ianthefira 2005-05-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	... ICON LOVE. Obscure movie love! XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drworm 2005-05-30 01:39 am UTC (link)
	There may be a whole host of better-known and better-liked zombie classics out there, but Re-Animator and Herbert West are still at the top of my list. :D We just pretend that Beyond Re-Animator doesn't exist... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	escapist_never 2005-05-30 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Beyond Re-Animator makes baby Herbert cry. And there's actually a Re-Animator reference in Freddy. vs. Jason. I was watching it with my parents and started cracking up hysterically. They were much with the confusion. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drworm 2005-05-30 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Is there really? Shoot, I guess I'll have to add that to the list of movies I must see solely for Re-Animator references... right alongside American Beauty, which is the only other one I can think of offhand. Poor baby Herbert... (Reply to this)(Parent)

somnambulicious
2005-05-29 02:07 am UTC (link)

The Zombie Squad Survival Forum...it makes my brain hurt.

There have been one or two times, not where I've really wondered if the world had just gone to shit, but I've been a bit skitish. I've flipped open my knife and turned my corners carefully, just until I calm myself down.

I have to admit, it's the creepiest feeling to wake up and start walking around...and you don't hear any cars or people. You start looking around your street for any sort of human movement. Then you go inside arm yourself up...and decide what sort of toys you have always wanted but never had the opportunity or money to buy. Then you figure out where they are, make elaborate plans to go pick up the things you want and decide where your safe haven will be...and your friend calls you up and asks you what you are doing since you hate sports and everyone else in the country is inside watching some pointless sporting event. Then you get extremely depressed...make yourself a glass of something strong...and read comics until it's time to go back to work on Monday morning.

and best of all:

whats the rapture? sorry, im not catholic.

This will keep me entertained for HOURS.

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	hypercubed 2005-05-29 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Dude, if he doesn't know what Rapture is, how does he know it's Catholic? I call shenanigans! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	panthea 2005-05-29 05:55 am UTC (link)
	But... it's not Catholic.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hypercubed 2005-05-29 05:57 am UTC (link)
	True....color me braindead after hours and hours in the heat.... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mastervex 2005-05-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
	That's totally awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

castellated
2005-05-29 10:13 am UTC (link)

I have to admit, it's the creepiest feeling to wake up and start walking around...and you don't hear any cars or people. You start looking around your street for any sort of human movement. Then you go inside arm yourself up...and decide what sort of toys you have always wanted but never had the opportunity or money to buy. Then you figure out where they are, make elaborate plans to go pick up the things you want and decide where your safe haven will be...and your friend calls you up and asks you what you are doing since you hate sports and everyone else in the country is inside watching some pointless sporting event. Then you get extremely depressed...make yourself a glass of something strong...and read comics until it's time to go back to work on Monday morning.

Is it just me or does this philosophy strongly suggest the image of a serial killer? ;)
Also, shouldn't a person who's "enthusiastic" (to use nocturnalblue's word) about the whole planet being eaten by zombies join, maybe,a nihilist comm?

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	somnambulicious 2005-05-30 11:35 am UTC (link)
	Thus begging the question: Is there such a thing as an enthusiastic nihilist? Or would that negate the existence of the universe? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ninja_stripper 2005-05-29 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh... dear god, I'm overwhelmed with the wonder and the joy. XD Maybe he means the Nipple Rapture? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somnambulicious 2005-05-30 11:37 am UTC (link)
	Depends. Are they Catholic nipples? ~~I need a boobie icon.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ninja_stripper 2005-05-31 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	You call for boobie icons and I believe they show up. ^^ or we can just use naughty stick figures O \()()/ \| /\ (Reply to this)(Parent)

nitro
2005-05-29 05:17 am UTC (link)

Oh, the zombie comms are all pretty hilarious. A typical exchange:

OKAY LADIES ARE WE ALL READY TO TAKE DOWN SOME EVIL ZOMBIE MEAT WITH OUR ASSORTED SHINY WEAPONS NYAAARGH
um well actually if you had seen the "return" series you would know that zombies aren't precisely evil they're in fact morally neutral but whatever
HEY OKAY I THINK EVERY SELF-RESPECTING ZOMBIE FAN KNOWS THE RETURN SERIES IS NOT ACCEPTED ZOMBIE CANON
well that's a matter of opinion and also you suck. you suck balls.
HEY MOTHERFUCK HEY YOU CANT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT AND ALSO I'M A COP

It's pretty much like a slap-riot at a gay bathhouse by the time LJ starts condensing the threads.

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	jedi_miki 2005-05-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
	The best post in that community is when some random bimbo accuses Jesus of being a zombie. sporfle (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hypercubed 2005-05-29 05:57 am UTC (link)
	My friend's son totally thinks that after having seen Passion of the Christ and Dawn of the Dead on the SAME DAY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ruby_tuesday 2005-05-29 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, you know, I think having seen Passion of the Christ and Dawn of the Dead on the same day would be enough to fuck anyone up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hypercubed 2005-05-29 08:16 am UTC (link)
	"Jesus is going to come back from the dead and eat the brains of sinners!" is a staple in my house now. That? Is why kids shouldn't have sleepovers at the "cool kid's" house. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pokecheck 2005-05-29 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I saw Jesus Christ Superstar and Dune on the same day. I don't know what that's supposed to mean, though. The blood of Christ is spicy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ruby_tuesday 2005-05-29 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds about right to me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	azarias 2005-05-29 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Peter was totally a Freman. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sir_hellsing 2005-05-30 04:36 am UTC (link)
	How silly of her, everyone knows he was a vampire. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aerobot 2005-05-29 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I love that book. It is teh awesome. (Reply to this)

	hypercubed 2005-05-29 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Understatement of the CENTURY: if there's a chance that zombies might attack we are going to get excited Did you all notice the one where they're all mad because Near Dark is about vampires and not zombies? HA! (Reply to this)