This is the wank that never EEEEEEENDS...
Some of this is kinda tl;dr, but there's some pretty fucking funny stuff in there too, so...

Hey guys, remember lonewarrior's adventures in playthedamncard?

Well, she's at it again, making a post that simply says, "bye" (punctuation and grammar hers). Naturally, people snark and talk about icons.

Then someone called warriordefender shows up, saying, "I am not lonewarrior but i think one person in this comm who I will not name was awful to her. I think you guys should be more sensative to someone who got molested (so what if she can't spell? GOD YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS.)." This prompts more snarking and some attempts to reason with warriordefender that don't go well.

(This is also the point when people start writing the Wank Song.)

galuxkitty tries to find out who warriordefender has a beef with. Warriordefender replies that blackjackrocket "disgusts" her. Blackjackrocket: "Then my work here is done."

There's also what looks like a completely unrelated conversation about Star Wars going that resulted from a post by zodiacstargazer basically telling warriordefender to go away.

People suggest shrinks, beg not to get on Fandom Wank while discussing how much of the post is ACTUALLY wank and question whether or not lonewarrior was actually malested.

If that didn't have enough wank for you, well, it's far from over, so hang onto your hats.

cyanidecoffe makes a wank'd banner.

profsparky makes some icons mocking lonewarrior. It is in this post that a mouse shows up. The mouse starts insulting people.

Meanwhile, people wonder if profsparky's icons went too far, and vappa, the mod, asks Sparky to take down icons with the word "malested" in them.

So that should be the end of it, right? Right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right.

Vappa makes a mod post, and our buddy the mouse shows up again and gets accused of ripping off Simon Cowell.

With regards to rumors that warriordefender and lonewarrior are the same person, the mouse isn't that they aren't, because lonewarrior would never do something like that. People then accuse the mouse of being lonewarrior, and vappa attempts to diffuse the situation. Someone suggests disallowing anonymous comments; no idea if this suggestion is acted upon or not.

But hopefully, that really will be the end.