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Her considerable obliquity ([info]gobsmacked) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-05-29 16:04:00


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ohnotheydidnt, to be exact
Having been banned from IMDb, Michael Pardo, aka MasterYoda/Hayden_Loves_Trevor/and about 100 more, has been spamming the threads, including Hayden denies gay rumors and Trevor Blumas. Of course, this brings our crazy stalker/process server out of the woodwork, although he doesn't really get going until page 2 of the comments, especially this one:
Typical Kasman
masteryoda777 2005-05-29 01:49

Oh, that article is so great and so cool, Kasman! Another plant by you still trying to convince people that Hayden and Trevor aren't gay and lovers, when everybody knows about it now?
Inaccuracies on your part: the article does not attempt to closet Hayden, it is quite neutral on the matter and in fact seems so support the claims that he is gay; the quote from Hayden denying he is gay is from three years ago, before I ever published anything about Hayden and Trevor; Hayden does not say in the article that he thought that Trevor was behind the rumors and was cyber-stalking him; the article does not say that if Hayden is gay, he's certainly not doing it with Trevor Blumas, in fact, it suggests he IS; Hayden has NEVER denied his relationship with Trevor, while Trevor admitted it to me in October 2003:
Trevor & Me: July to December, 2003
Typical lies and inaccuracies on your part, but that is to be expected from a paid professional liar, who IS on a mission to convince people that Hayden and Trevor are not gay and lovers. But thanks for the publicity, and remember: there is no such thing as bad publicity, and make sure you spell my name right. And now, because of that article, more people than ever will be searching the Internet using certain keywords, and more people than ever will be visiting my web site and reading about Hayden and Trevor and all the other great articles there!
And don't forget, Hayden was caught kissing his "Star Wars' co-star Ewan Mcgregor on the lips at the London premier of "Star Wars III" recently:
Hayden & Ewan Kissing On The Lips @ "Star Wars III" In London
Thank you so much for the pub, Kasman from James/Levy/Jacobson Management Agency:
A Reply To "The Globe"
Hayden is definitely gay, not even bisexual, and has never had sex with a girl his entire life, just like his long-time boyfriend and lover, and now, husband, Trevor Blumas:
Hayden & Trevor


(Trevor and Hayden married? Where was my invitation?)

However, when other posters check out the links to "proof", including they point out that it looks like Ewen McGregor giving Hayden a kiss (although Yoda insists it's the other way around) and a post by another lj member called katrinar in which she claims that Hayden stalked her friend Greg's bf. In the course of this, she claims Hayden used racial slurs and threats. This thread has 3 pages of comments, although only Master Yoda's are truly crazy. However, here are some of my personal faves:
Katrina is busted for posting the same story elsewhere on the net, britpoppa.blogspot, to be exact.
Hayden doesn't have a sister called Sarah, so your story is crap. Oh wait, I'm sorry, maybe he does. You're forgiven, but maybe I'm wrong.
Finally, there is the link to his crazy about the possibly fictitious PR devil Kasman whom Master Yoda thinks is the source of all his problems.


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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-05-30 12:28 am UTC (link)
I've always meant to ask. What the heck's up with your formatting?

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-05-30 12:30 am UTC (link)
I've always meant to ask. What the heck's up with your formatting?
I'd be happy to answer, but I'm not sure what you mean: do you mean the lj-cuts, use of italics or what?

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-30 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-30 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-30 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-31 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2005-05-30 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-05-30 06:41 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2005-05-30 02:58 am UTC (link)
I am somehow amused that Master Yoda's comments are truly crazy. All those years in solitude in Dagobah never did him much good.

"although Yoda insists it's the other way around"

Well, it would be consistent with his grammar.

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dracothelizard
2005-05-30 03:01 am UTC (link)
Additional: Reached the conclusion that this guy is more delusional about Trevor Blumas than the girl from the Elijah Wood = God wank was about Elijah. At least she didn't go and analyse songs.

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-31 09:11 pm UTC

[info]napoleon
2005-05-30 03:00 am UTC (link)
Times like these I'm tempted to yell WHO CARES. Can't we all get along and focus on the Anakin/Obi-Wan slash? There's nothing to debate there, goddamnit.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-05-30 05:59 am UTC (link)
OMG icon love. Clue fucking rocks.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-05-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)
OMFG Icon love so seconded. I *LOVE* Clue.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2005-05-30 05:37 am UTC (link)
What is this guy's obsession with proving Hayden is gay and has a boyfriend and might even be married? Who the fuck cares?

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[info]msmanna
2005-05-30 05:58 pm UTC (link)
What is this guy's obsession with proving Hayden is gay and has a boyfriend and might even be married?

Because the PR-enforced closeting of gay movie stars is directly responsible for the genocide of gay youth. I guess if I were crazy enough to think that, I'd be worried about it too.

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-05-31 09:15 pm UTC (link)
What is this guy's obsession with proving Hayden is gay and has a boyfriend and might even be married
Because that boyfriend/husband is Trevor Blumas, Master Yoda's One True Obsession. If wade through the 50 or so pages of crazy on his site, you will discover that:
1) The only "moral" sex between consenting adults is gay sex
2) There are two kinds of hermaphrodites in the world: girls who are really boys and the ones that Master Yoda wants to fuck
3) Trevor Blumas is a type 2 hermaphrodite

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(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-05-31 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-31 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2005-06-01 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-01 12:17 am UTC

[info]shadownlite
2005-05-30 06:46 am UTC (link)
And someday, he may find this place as well and spam it with his crazy rantings.

How does he get any process serving done with all his online activities?

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[info]willywanka
2005-05-30 07:29 am UTC (link)
How does he get any process serving done with all his online activities?

His un-stoppable desire to become Hayden's boyfriend free Hayden is all he needs. Though, I'm thinking he fuels himself with Eau de Wanker, a perfume and an a meal replacement!

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[info]eljuno
2005-05-30 10:36 pm UTC (link)
And someday, he may find this place as well and spam it with his crazy rantings.

He hit DL_Anon once, if I remember correctly.

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-31 09:20 pm UTC

[info]deadlettero
2005-05-30 09:15 am UTC (link)
Every time I babble on too much about my latest obsession, I will think of him (and that Elijah = teh sun girl) and weep with happiness, as I know I will never be that nutty.

*salutes* A grateful fangirl thanks you for your efforts.

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[info]coffee_mug
2005-05-30 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, it's always definitely like "I may be insanely into this crap but at least I'm not insane like some of this folk!".

It's a liberating feeling.

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[info]platedlizard
2005-05-30 12:17 pm UTC (link)
One day, when I am rich and famous, I'll hook up with some well-known lesbian and we will have lots of hot kisses in front of the camera. Just to give the insane wankers and/or trolls in my fandom plenty of fodder.

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[info]coffee_mug
2005-05-30 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Gay or not, he's totally my Pretty Boy of the moment. Episode III yay.

That guy still fucking freaks me out. Too much devotion to a pairing with very little realism is never a good mix.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-30 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-05-31 12:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2005-05-31 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-06-01 01:22 am UTC

tourette
2005-05-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
Thought: why on earth would a Hayden and Ewan snog in any way prove that Hayden is in a relationship with this Trevor Blumas chap? Is there something I'm missing here?

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(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-05-31 08:28 pm UTC

[info]miss_kitten
2005-05-31 02:58 am UTC (link)
Sorry, I'm just going back through Crazyland (as you do) and I came across this, which I hadn't seen before.

If I were Hayden Christensen and I were gay, and I ever saw Trevor Blumas, I would fall in love immediately, and Trevor would be all I could think about until I met him, and had him as my boyfriend. Wouldn't you agree?

DUH!!

He's only the most beautiful, talented, intelligent, and overall, wonderful little gay boy in the world, that's all, right?

Right.

If I were Hayden Christensen and I were gay, if I DIDN'T want Trevor Blumas as my boyfriend, I would pretty much be an idiot, wouldn't I?

DUH!!


Ladies and germs, you cannot argue with logic like that. Except to say, you know, that it reads like the rantings of a coked-up nine-year-old.

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(no subject) - [info]shadownlite, 2005-05-31 04:57 am UTC

[info]backfromspace
2005-05-31 03:37 am UTC (link)
Every time this comes up I get distracted by how totally hot they are.

Even without any arms or legs and covered in lava burns.

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(no subject) - [info]workingslacker, 2005-05-31 07:09 am UTC

[info]ultimate_cin
2005-05-31 04:55 am UTC (link)
Ummmm - who the fuck is Trevor Blumas??

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(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-05-31 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2005-06-01 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]girllyzilla, 2005-06-01 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2005-06-01 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-02 09:11 pm UTC

[info]cyanidecoffee
2005-05-31 05:53 am UTC (link)
D:

Its so sad that said Stalker-crazee felt the need to flog the Higherground comm. Poor dead tv-show of Higher Ground... It doesn't deserve that...

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[info]girllyzilla
2005-06-02 09:12 am UTC (link)
He's also relentlessly spamming the Staylefish band message book page. Just because Trevor Blumas was in this band over a year ago. He's obsessed with proving that they are all gay child molesters too.
They delete him every day, but he just comes back every day.
He keeps going on about some anniversary between him and Trevor Blumas. How creepy is that?
http://www.bandzoogle.com/users/Staylefish/guestbook.cfm

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[info]girllyzilla
2005-06-04 11:19 am UTC (link)

Is this funny?


Or is it wrong to make fun of such a whacko?

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How bizarre! - [info]kittenmommy, 2005-06-04 09:55 pm UTC
Why yes, yes it is. - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-04 10:00 pm UTC
Oh geeze...
[info]kittenmommy
2005-06-04 09:53 pm UTC (link)
...I should've know that Ep. III would bring this nutso crawling out from under his rock again. I lurk on alt.gossip.celebrities, where he posts this same stupid crap. I have him killfiled, and I think most of the people who post there do too.

Kittenmommy.

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Re: Oh geeze... - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-04 10:05 pm UTC
Re: Oh geeze... - [info]kittenmommy, 2005-06-04 10:08 pm UTC

 
   
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