ohnotheydidnt, to be exact

Having been banned from IMDb, Michael Pardo, aka MasterYoda/Hayden_Loves_Trevor/and about 100 more, has been spamming the threads, including Hayden denies gay rumors and Trevor Blumas. Of course, this brings our crazy stalker/process server out of the woodwork, although he doesn't really get going until page 2 of the comments, especially this one:
Typical Kasman
masteryoda777 2005-05-29 01:49

Oh, that article is so great and so cool, Kasman! Another plant by you still trying to convince people that Hayden and Trevor aren't gay and lovers, when everybody knows about it now?

Inaccuracies on your part: the article does not attempt to closet Hayden, it is quite neutral on the matter and in fact seems so support the claims that he is gay; the quote from Hayden denying he is gay is from three years ago, before I ever published anything about Hayden and Trevor; Hayden does not say in the article that he thought that Trevor was behind the rumors and was cyber-stalking him; the article does not say that if Hayden is gay, he's certainly not doing it with Trevor Blumas, in fact, it suggests he IS; Hayden has NEVER denied his relationship with Trevor, while Trevor admitted it to me in October 2003:
Trevor & Me: July to December, 2003

Typical lies and inaccuracies on your part, but that is to be expected from a paid professional liar, who IS on a mission to convince people that Hayden and Trevor are not gay and lovers. But thanks for the publicity, and remember: there is no such thing as bad publicity, and make sure you spell my name right. And now, because of that article, more people than ever will be searching the Internet using certain keywords, and more people than ever will be visiting my web site and reading about Hayden and Trevor and all the other great articles there!

And don't forget, Hayden was caught kissing his "Star Wars' co-star Ewan Mcgregor on the lips at the London premier of "Star Wars III" recently:
Hayden & Ewan Kissing On The Lips @ "Star Wars III" In London

Thank you so much for the pub, Kasman from James/Levy/Jacobson Management Agency:
A Reply To "The Globe"

Hayden is definitely gay, not even bisexual, and has never had sex with a girl his entire life, just like his long-time boyfriend and lover, and now, husband, Trevor Blumas:
Hayden & Trevor

(Trevor and Hayden married? Where was my invitation?)

However, when other posters check out the links to "proof", including they point out that it looks like Ewen McGregor giving Hayden a kiss (although Yoda insists it's the other way around) and a post by another lj member called katrinar in which she claims that Hayden stalked her friend Greg's bf. In the course of this, she claims Hayden used racial slurs and threats. This thread has 3 pages of comments, although only Master Yoda's are truly crazy. However, here are some of my personal faves:
Katrina is busted for posting the same story elsewhere on the net, britpoppa.blogspot, to be exact.
Hayden doesn't have a sister called Sarah, so your story is crap. Oh wait, I'm sorry, maybe he does. You're forgiven, but maybe I'm wrong.

Finally, there is the link to his crazy about the possibly fictitious PR devil Kasman whom Master Yoda thinks is the source of all his problems.