Current mood:

*sporfle!*

"Ya gotta have the ring!"
If you thought you had every LJ community pegged down, well...wrong, my friend.

I should be offended, but it's just too goddamned funny. I'd rather snark over it. So snark I shall!

First, the info:

"—» THE RULES—
You must be a GIRL. That's right, no penises allowed. Sorry boys! ::sniff:: We still love you all. If we didn't, would we make a community focused on YOU? I didn't think so."

Come on! There's gotta be some gay men, transgendered, and intersexed people out there who hold antiquated notions regarding dating. Right? [pauses] RIGHT?

And...

"Commenting advice w/o being a moderator will get you banned! You have to know psychology, have read books, basicly..."

But apparently, you don't have to know how to spell. Becuz spelng wil tern u nto n oled maed, beeyotch. (If you can decode that, you win your very own imaginary F_W figurine! Collect them all!)

And once you actually get to the community, you get to read posts just like this one. I'd summarize it, but I don't think I could make it sound snarkier than it already is.

Let the mocking begin...er...continue!