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Caroline ([info]sparkle_bitch) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-02 20:33:00


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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic

A HERPES POX ON YOU
I suppose its not really your fandom until you witness a wank in it.



"SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON FINALE OF A SHOW"

Recently the show NCIs had its season finale.

A main character died, which makes most of the fandom go "dude that sucks. *sniff* "



But apparent BNF (i wouldnt know,I'm new) B_Cavis goes batshit CRAZY and posts a HATE-filled letter to the producer, beggining with the immortal words, "I AM CALM, I AM RATIONAL. I AM TOTALLY GOING TO SENd DPB A HERPES! INFECTED HOOKER".


Apparently she ships the character that died with the character that killed them. ANS SHE IS THE CREATOR OF THIS PAIRING HOW DARE YOU DESTROY IT!

her sockpuppets rejoice in her battle cry


ANS SHES NEVER WATCHING THIS SHOW AGAIN (but never fear sockpuppets, shes not leaving fandom she will still write the shipperfic, um ..yay?) AND AGAIN HERPES!


Then she decides, FUCK YOU CANON, and goes off to play in the AU sandbox exclusivly

*waves goodbye*



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[info]iris
2005-06-03 04:11 am UTC (link)
...am I the only person in fandom who relishes it when they kill off my favorite characters? Even as I whine and cry and say it's not fair that the ones I like always bite it and everything, there's a part of me that totally digs the tragedy. It's like catharsis or something. And that is why I both dread and can't wait for Megaman X9.

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[info]pink_rhombus
2005-06-03 05:42 am UTC (link)
...am I the only person in fandom who relishes it when they kill off my favorite characters?

Nope! I have a love/hate sort of relationship with the sweet, sweet pain. I really enjoy the chance to rant and rave and grieve.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-03 07:49 am UTC (link)
Dude, same here.

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(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-06-03 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-03 01:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-06-04 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-04 04:58 pm UTC

[info]belafarinrod
2005-06-03 11:36 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I hate it, sometimes I love it. But when they get a cool exit, I can usually live with it. Especially if they're villains cuz they're fucked anyway *bleh*

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-06-03 04:25 pm UTC (link)
I've kinda grown to accept it, because if anyone in a book/movie/series is gonna die, it'll inevitably end up being my favourite character. I'm cursed like that. Sometimes I go into book-geek mourning; sometimes I do have to appreciate the gorgeous tragedy of it.

But as spectacular as her death was, I'm still never gonna forgive Frank Herbert - damnit, why did ALIA have to be your cautionary tale? *weeps*

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(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-06-03 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-03 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dejla, 2005-06-04 01:12 am UTC

[info]cheshireempress
2005-06-03 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Nope, I like it. But then again, I have a tendency to disagree with TPTB on how they handle said favorite characters, and thankfully, most of my fandoms' writers know how to do good death/exile scenes. Which gives me good material to spin off from when AU fanfic becomes my new best friend. :-)

Of course, I dread it when my favorite comic book characters are killed off. Because they always come back, and it's so rarely done well...

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2005-06-04 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2005-06-04 01:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-06-04 09:29 pm UTC

[info]luckdragonfujur
2005-06-03 04:15 am UTC (link)
I ship for Hannibal/Clarice, and Thomas Harris is *way* deeper than you could ever be. Gimme your fucking best shot.

Meaning: The author is only a good one when they make my ships canon.

Just because you've decided to rob all complexity from the character by making him really honestly bad?

Isn't that, like, this man's character? O_o

and I am the kinkiest little shipperwhore you are ever likely to meet.

That's pretty obvious, m'dear.


In conclusion: The Harry Potter Fandom has a clon.

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[info]reinhardt
2005-06-03 04:18 am UTC (link)
The crazy has infected yet another of my fandoms. Hoorah! Time now for much booze and cake.

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[info]marylake
2005-06-03 04:22 am UTC (link)
If Kate dies, unless we see her brains blown out in front of us, I'm going to assume she lives still.

Honey, I don't know what show you were watching, but we did see her brains blown out in front of us. Unless, you know that bullet hole in the middle of her forehead was somehow nonlethal.

Anyway, what's with all the "NOW WE CAN'T SHIP IT BECAUSE ARI IS EVIL" sentiments? Hatesex is obviously much hotter. He did say sorry when he shot her, after all. I think there's definitely some UST there.

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(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-06-03 05:21 am UTC
This calls for an icon... - [info]karmakaze, 2005-06-03 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2005-06-03 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marylake, 2005-06-03 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2005-06-04 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2005-06-03 11:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-06-03 12:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2005-06-03 12:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaoscheebs, 2005-06-03 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightfalltwen, 2005-06-03 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slippery_fish, 2005-06-03 05:53 pm UTC

[info]wanktastic
2005-06-03 04:32 am UTC (link)
Your third link isn't working.

So...this chick has obnoxiously large moodtheme images, doesn't have the courtesy to cut-tag spoilers even when asked politely several times, and think she's oh so transgressive and kinky because she ships bad boy/good girl characters in her fandoms? Bitch, PLEASE. What a wanker.

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(no subject) - [info]xturtle, 2005-06-03 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vergilsparda, 2005-06-03 10:00 pm UTC

[info]kalicephirot
2005-06-03 04:41 am UTC (link)
This is me begging that Okane ga Nai remains a small, almost unknown fandom. Yes, there are no fanfics, but there are no batshit insane like this.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-06-03 05:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-06-03 07:34 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2005-06-03 07:59 am UTC

[info]gmth
2005-06-03 04:41 am UTC (link)
Death isn't permanet.

Isn't Permanet a brand of hair spray?

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(no subject) - [info]sitt_isis, 2005-06-03 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2005-06-03 11:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sitt_isis, 2005-06-03 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-06-03 09:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2005-06-04 07:12 am UTC

[info]greypearl
2005-06-03 06:18 am UTC (link)
If you think that by making one of them a bad guy and by killing off the other one, I am going to give in and become docile and go for the nice safe pairing of Abby/McGee? You got another thing coming mister.

I'm sure Mr. Bellisario will be just heartbroken by the news. Now he will surely have to rewrite his storyline, or else suffer the consequences of a nondocile fangirl. Alas.

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Note: I'm not familiar with this series - [info]iczer6, 2005-06-03 07:01 am UTC
Re: Note: I'm not familiar with this series - [info]dakotapratt, 2005-06-03 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2005-06-03 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]angora, 2005-06-03 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2005-06-03 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2005-06-03 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-06-04 09:13 am UTC

[info]sadisticferret
2005-06-03 07:14 am UTC (link)
Jesus. I knew it was only a matter of time before something like this showed up. Yeah, it's fun to joke about torturing DPB --this isn't the first show of his that's been fucked up-- and Lord knows I've ranted about him before and wished him general ill for various reasons, but jeez, give the poor bastard a break on this one. Why wish brain-herpes on him over making an already morally ambiguous character evil when there are so many other reasons to wish it on him?

I'm not a Kate/Ari shipper (my tastes leaning more towards Kate/Abby and Kate/Abby/Ducky/Tony/Gibbs OT5 beyotch), so maybe I'm missing something here, but I thought it was pretty obvious from the getgo that Ari was at least mildly evil and sort of fucked up inna head. I see no reason why this should interfere with any ship one should put him in. If anything, I think it'd make things more interesting.

Yeah, I'm upset that Kate's dead, I'm wondering why Sasha and DPB aren't telling us the whole story, whatever it is, and I'm not really planning on watching next season, but, well... I got two good seasons out of the show, right? And, um, I can always write fic about that? And my Kate/Abby pairing could still be plausible because Abby's tastes probably run towards necrophilia anyway?

Fuck it. I shouldn't try to post shit just before bedtime.

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(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2005-06-03 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-06-03 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2005-06-03 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-03 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-06-03 07:53 am UTC
Brain-herpes! - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-06-03 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2005-06-03 10:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]robin_serrano, 2005-06-03 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-03 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2005-06-03 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dexwebster, 2005-06-04 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caribbeanblue, 2005-06-21 01:56 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-06-03 07:47 am UTC (link)
She's being hysterical. There's only one thing to do.

*SLAP*

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(no subject) - [info]hellespont, 2005-06-03 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twocorpses, 2005-06-03 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-03 01:41 pm UTC

[info]suzycat
2005-06-03 09:32 am UTC (link)
But - but - what if Mr Donald P Belisario says "Thank you for your offer of sex, Ms Herpes Infected Hooker, but no thanks. It's not that you're not very attractive, nor that I wouldn't totally imagine, at least, the notion of sizzling unprotected penetrative sex with you, but the fact is, I'm one of those guys who really has to *care* for his sexual partners, you know? And I liek totally love my wife/girl/boyfriend/significant other/am single but not prepared to shag you at this time. Good day!"

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-03 01:32 pm UTC (link)
NCIS has a fandom?!

*boggles*

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(no subject) - [info]firebad, 2005-06-03 02:54 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dejla, 2005-06-04 01:14 am UTC

dodyskin
2005-06-03 02:22 pm UTC (link)
That was a wank? Meh. Looked like a joke to me.

*pokes post ruminatively*

Is there more?

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[info]oxydosic
2005-06-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
It sucks to lose part of your OTP but you can always find creative ways to keep it going in your own little way. Not just AU but you could write stories that took place before they died. I do that with my OT3 all the time (two of them die in the movie).

Take a few deep breaths there kiddo.

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[info]herongale
2005-06-03 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I think it should be illegal to post wank for an fandom without adequately describing what the fandom IS. NCI? What the hell is that?

*grrs* Acronyms. Hate 'em.

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(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-06-03 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2005-06-03 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-06-03 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-06-04 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-06-04 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wanktastic, 2005-06-03 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2005-06-03 11:38 pm UTC

[info]slackerbitch
2005-06-03 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Man, if one of the characters getting killed totally destroys your ship, you're not a real shipper. The rest of us crazies don't let death and dismemberment get in the way of some good shipping.

*ships tara/faith even though they only met once and while faith was in the wrong body and now tara's dead*

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[info]rolling_my_eyes
2005-06-03 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Does no one tell her it's not cannon, it's canon? Unless, of course, the crazeeee actually has a Beka Cannon, in which case, I'll just be stepping far, far away.

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[info]fuzzypink
2005-06-03 10:12 pm UTC (link)
First post came off as a joke to me. Second one, eh. Didn't read the third one.

I was more amused at the people whining because she didn't lj-cut for spoilers. Had it been in a community, I would agree, but dudes, it's her journal. She doesn't have to cut if she doesn't want to.

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dracothelizard
2005-06-04 12:42 am UTC (link)
"Then she decides, FUCK YOU CANON, and goes off to play in the AU sandbox exclusivly"

And she couldn't have decided this before the brain herpes prostitute thing?

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-06-04 09:30 pm UTC (link)
ANS SHES NEVER WATCHING THIS SHOW AGAIN (but never fear sockpuppets, shes not leaving fandom she will still write the shipperfic, um ..yay?) AND AGAIN HERPES!


Then she decides, FUCK YOU CANON, and goes off to play in the AU sandbox exclusivly


Cori, is that you?

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