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Her considerable obliquity ([info]gobsmacked) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-03 19:27:00


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Current mood: touched


One of Crazy Carmen's former supporters comes back for a look at IMDb and
Carmen, f*ing stop you nut case
by - joan22 (Fri Jun 3 2005 14:45:31)
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I haven't been on the boards in a while and I come here and this is what I see? Carmen you are an obsessive, raving nutcase who needs to be locked up. I wouldn't doubt that the body guards that Orlando has had to get recently when he gets into the states are because of you. Stop writing about an old relationship that some don't think was real, other's not that happy, and that most people don't give a sh!t about. You are a moron, ugly inside and out, and are desparate for this to continue because you have nothing in your life to fill your time with. You need the debate to continue to "reach out for the truth" to mask your obvious obsession about Orlando. I have asked you kindly to back off this on these boards and off and now you are out of control. Shut up, shut up, shut up, you attentionwhore. I despise the day I ever made friends with you. Now bugger off and get a real life, find a real man, lose your virginity again, and realize that none of your efforts did anything in the whole sckeme of things. It was a wasted effort and your posts are a waste of board space.

For those who don't know, Carmen is a wank staple of Fandom_Wank and DL_Anon. Joan22 is a former supporter of Carmen in Carmen's battle to SAVEORLANDOSHONOUROMG! by proving all pictures of Orlando and Eval_Kate to be photomanips. The "old relationship" referred to by joan is, of course, the one with Kate Bosworth. Find some of Carmen's recent comedy gold wanked here
The wank. So beautiful *tears*


Alerted by an anon, I went over to IMDb to check and found:
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Well, it was bound to happen.


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[info]annaham
2005-06-04 03:33 am UTC (link)
lose your virginity again

This implies that she's lost it already. How would "losing her virginity again" work if it's gone?

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[info]cesare
2005-06-04 04:45 am UTC (link)
Some people "reclaim their virginity" - it's usually a born-again Christian type thing.

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[info]annaham
2005-06-04 05:39 am UTC (link)
Huh. I've never heard that before. o_O

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[info]keri
2005-06-04 06:49 am UTC (link)
It's a lot like being Born Again, actually.

"Jesus, you have saved me from sin! And also, I no longer acknowledge any previous intercourse as actual sex, because by mentally making out with you having sex with you taking you into me, I am absolved of all previous sin in my life, like sex. I am a virgin again?"

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[info]keri
2005-06-04 06:50 am UTC (link)
Er, that last bit? supposed to be "I am a virgin again!" I uhm, must've been projecting.

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(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-06-04 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2005-06-04 09:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-04 09:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2005-06-04 10:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-04 10:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-06-04 01:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2005-06-04 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-04 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalicephirot, 2005-06-05 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-06 08:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-06 08:31 am UTC
Which one of these is going to make up for me not having sex? - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-06 09:24 pm UTC

[info]selene_avis
2005-06-04 08:28 am UTC (link)
The general idea is that even though you've had sex before, you don't intend to run out and have sex tomorrow. Think of a teenager who has a sex, matures a bit, and then decides not to have sex again until he/she is in a serious, committed relationship. It's not just for Christians.

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(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-04 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-04 10:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-04 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-06-04 02:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-04 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-06-04 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-04 05:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-06-04 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marylake, 2005-06-05 08:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-06-05 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marylake, 2005-06-05 08:29 am UTC
Ded of Icon Love - [info]cheshireempress, 2005-06-06 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-06 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-06 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - orangutan, 2005-06-04 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-06-06 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-06 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2005-07-11 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-07-11 10:03 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-06-04 10:12 am UTC (link)
So is that like claiming this land for Spain?

In that case, can I claim my land for Liam Neeson?

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[info]liam
2005-06-04 10:48 am UTC (link)
Thank you, but I'll have to check with my lovers first.

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[info]ororo
2005-06-06 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I thought it just meant going nine months without sex.

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[info]ironymaiden
2005-06-05 04:37 am UTC (link)
I've heard there's actually a surgury to "revirginify" someone, I guess by surgically inserting/sewing in a new/false hymen? Sp crazy. I might be a big fat liar though, so don't take my word for it (iswearitstrue!)

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[info]fiatincantatum
2005-06-05 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Yep, it's called hymenorraphy. According to some sources, it's a big business in those cultures where not being a verifyable virgin on your wedding night is grounds for all sorts of fatal nastiness.

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-06-06 09:43 pm UTC (link)
I guess by surgically inserting/sewing in a new/false hymen
fiatincantatum has already pointed out that this is a real surgery, which I already knew, but it just gives me visions of the episode of friends where Joey tried to make a fake foreskin with luncheon meat. What kind of deli slice would make a good fake hymen?

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[info]hooverdam
2005-06-04 03:49 am UTC (link)
Since there's no last name given in the quoted paragraph, I choose to believe this is actually about Orlando Jones.

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[info]pope_shane
2005-06-04 05:38 am UTC (link)
How do we know its not about Tony Orlando?

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flightstothesea
2005-06-04 06:40 am UTC (link)
Damn you, now I have "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me..." going through my head.

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[info]xturtle
2005-06-04 08:51 am UTC (link)
Gah! *mashes head between pillows in vain attempt to remove song* *fails*

Thanks ever so. :-)
CJ

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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-06-04 09:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-04 10:03 am UTC
(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-06-04 10:16 am UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2005-06-04 07:28 am UTC (link)
mmmm.

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[info]melloniel
2005-06-04 12:10 pm UTC (link)
You have MLS icons. even though mostly revs :P

*fangirls!*

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[info]hooverdam
2005-06-04 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Three current Revs, one former Rev, one former Metro, one former Crew. Theme is national team players, skewed to my local ones--with any luck, this week will offer new material to work with (I could use a Noonan).

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[info]melloniel
2005-06-05 01:51 am UTC (link)
Heh, good luck finding pictures to work with. I try to make Metro icons and all I can find are hilarious action images. I've been utterly spoiled by the Premiership when it comes to media. Sigh.

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(no subject) - [info]hooverdam, 2005-06-05 06:19 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-04 03:55 am UTC (link)
It asks for a register whenever I try to check the boards, but that post is hilarious.

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-06-04 05:07 am UTC (link)
IMDb has been doing that now. I've had to make an account (they're free) just to read.

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[info]hooverdam
2005-06-04 05:44 am UTC (link)
Bug Me Not is friend to all children.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2005-06-04 08:05 am UTC (link)
As is the BugMeNot Firefox extension.

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-06-04 10:10 pm UTC (link)
I will pass the word when I next post IMDb wank. Thankee.

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