Anime Sex Wank
The stage for this wank, Anime on DVD is the definition of anime and DVD geekery to the limit, especially once you get to their digital versatile fanboy forums. Whether they're browbeating anime studios, obsessing over cardboard boxes, or showing the world what happens when yuppies and anime fandom come together, good times are had by all.

Although the mods seem to be vigilant, and the forum community is headed by a crowd of "Yes Men" which rally behind site founder/owner Chris Beveridge, occasionally a wank sneaks right in. By the way, now would be a good time to stress that this wank has spoilers in it for "His and Her Circumstances".


"I'm sorry, but I am against pre-marital sex and I don't think should be promoted in anime as something good. However, I do understand that many people opposed to this issue and I need to respect that. I know I offended some people, but I can not accept premarital sex as being right becuase I was told otherwise. I understand that you may not like what I told you and may not believe it, but it is the truth. I can't tell you premartial sex is right becuase it would be a lie, but I do understand that what you are doing is your choice and I'll accept that and bear no hatred (which I haven't bared from the start). Please let this topic die.
"(sic)

Guess what? It didn't! Although things get off to a slow start (and is sidetracked a bit), the wank is indeed present. Then things take a turn for the absurd:

Sex. It's like cake, in a way.

Then there's the kicker...

"IMHO, sex between a human and an animal or humans who are of the same sex is more offensive than pre-maritial sex."

Okay dear, thanks for sharing info about your family and your conception with the entire internet.

At this point, I think the posters forgot what the thread was supposed to be about.

"I am not surprised that are an atheist. I thought that most fans are, but interesting that you "atheists" made your obsession of anime and your pre-occupation with obtaining anime like a religion. How atheistic is that?"

The reply. Apparently the religious can only relate fandom to religion because that's all they know, or something.

If you don't like premarital sex, you're a pervert deep down inside!

From "His and Her Circumstances" to "Slayers", for vague, tangentially kind-of-related reasons.

Finally, the rallying cry of "Don't Feed the Trolls!"

Followed closely by "SPOILERS! STONE THE INFIDEL TO DEATH!"


The sad thing is, for the reasons that I mentioned above, plus the fact that AoD forum goers are singlemindedly devoted to the Cult of the BOX (no other anime related issue matters to them but the getting of a box to put their DVDs in), that one tended to lose its groove almost as soon as it got it.

But really... when people start mini-wanks about homosexuality, religion, and edits in a completely different series other than the one being discussed, I found it hard not to post this. I hope this is wanktastic enough for a beginning effort. ^^;