Hold me... I'm frightened.
For the sake of my already tenuous sanity, I really need to stop clicking on random links. Seriously.

In fandom that wanks as regularly as a fourteen year old boy with a Hustler subscription, I found this especially disturbing. (If it requires you to register, go
here instead for the first page of the thread and the pictures.)

My basic understanding is that this PattyLondon person is generally considered rather ::air quotes:: out there ::air quotes::, which in the Duran Duran fandom says a real mouthful.

So she posts a pictorial wedding of herself and Roger Taylor using stuffed animals. Yeah, yeah. I know. Cute if you're 14, freakish if you're in your 30's (which she is) but hardly on the cusp of scary beyond all belief compared to some of the things I've seen.

Further reading of the post shows that she lives in Verona, Italy and hauled all these stuffed animals out to the oldest building in Verona. She then arranged them into a formal wedding party and took their pictures. Several pictures. In several different poses including kissing. IN A PUBLIC PLACE. That, my friends, is scary beyond all belief.

Then she came home and took pictures of a staged reception on the ugliest couch known to man. I know, I know, bad taste isn't really wankable, but it's still tragically funny.

And Mistress Ariel made me choke on a piece of beef jerky with this gem:



Imagine.....you are a mild mannered Veronan, or Veronese I guess you'd say, if yer Italian or something...but either way, you are mild-mannered.

All you want to do is go to work, have your cappuccino and biscotti, in the shortest amount of time possible.

I mean, your hours were cut, the union is ignoring your complaints of ill treatment, and your wife calls out the name of some hot soap star actor while having sex with you, and to make it worse, that name is female....

SO!

You are feeling very miserable about the state of your life...when something *really* blue catches your eye.

Next to something really brown, then green, then white and black, and OH another black and white, then some other furry wonders....

all lined up against the wall, like some St. Valentines Day Massacre-cum-Muppet Movie....

and some woman is shouting, ROGER! Look at the camera! Yes, you love being married to me! I love you too! Aren't we cute!

Mr. Veronese realizes he ain't got s*** to worry about.

Enjoy the Duranies taunting her with pictures of straight jackets and exceedingly lame flame attempts, their skills no doubt atrophied by singing along to lyrics like "Why don't you use it, try not to bruise it. Buy time, don't lose it."

Edit:

Just found that things are really heating up now... I knew the spooge would start flying around willy-nilly.

Heh. I just love typing "Willy-Nilly". Oh, and it looks like the 2nd site is copying and pasting all the entries and keeping everyone up to date...

LdyXanax
registered: 6/10/2003 00:00
posts: 3211
I'm watching...
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for the same reason traffic backs up at accidents.

I'm a rubbernecker.

I wonder if the time you took to "arrange" and photograph those stuffed animals would've been better spent arranging them and playing with your baby. Maybe taking a few pictures of him as well.

You take time in chat to say "My baby is crying." Why?

Should you simply not unass your chair, get up and take care of him?

I guess not. In Pattyland, YOU play with the stuffed animals, YOU play online and leave him to his own devices.

Yeah, and *I'm* the miserable one.

I just realized something else....I was wrong when I commented on the tennis-ball sized part in your hair. I just realized that must be the scarring from when they inserted the metal plate in your head.

Moron. Freak. Lunatic. Psycho.

LX.
posted: 6/5/2005 11:54 Reply | PM | Edit | IP


pattylondon
registered: 2/1/2005 00:00
posts: 1034
Oh here you are...
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So you still loyal to me as I believe!
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Reenee and LX

Thank you for Loving me!

Patty
posted: 6/5/2005 11:56 Reply | PM | Edit | IP


LdyXanax
registered: 6/10/2003 00:00
posts: 3212
"Thank you for loving me"
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.....words Patty's son will probably never say.

Go play Snoopies with yourself, Patty. Have fun.

And people wonder why your husband ran off?
posted: 6/5/2005 11:57 Reply | PM | Edit | IP