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St. Ignatius of Antioch ([info]ignatius) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-08 00:09:00
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Current mood:Pervy

Veronica Mars Wank
Copied from [info]wank_report:

“Kristen Bell is naked and hot. Although not so much naked as artfully photographed.

Wank about not wanking ensues.

Including such gems as: 'Ew, all you guys are perverted. (Well, I am a girl.) And that is sad that Kristen Bell would do something so trashy. It's the same thing as posing for playboy, and actually makes me lose respect for her.' and 'I have no more respect left for KB right now.' All without actually looking at the picture in question. Because that would be pervy, yo.”

And a bonus, from fox1013: Veronica Mars Paper Dolls!


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[info]krazycat
2005-06-08 07:35 am UTC (link)
I found my favourite comment, me.

She's not completely naked. She is wearing bracelets

See everyone? Not really naked!

And the picture was really nice anyway.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-06-09 05:05 am UTC (link)
That reminds me of a story my co-worker told me today about her 3-year-old granddaughter who tried to go outside naked. The girl's father caught her and told her she couldn't go outside without any clothes on. The little girl looked at him and said in all seriousness, "Daddy, I wearing shoes."

LOL!

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-06-08 07:56 am UTC (link)
Gorgeous work of art. Gawd, why can't people appreciate nudes anymore?
Nevermind that the Venus paintings of old were behing a drawstring curtain in the men's parlor for after-dinner "art discussion"

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-06-08 07:58 am UTC (link)
[info]sunkissdbaby88: Why would I want my 3-year-old sister to look up to that kind of behavior?

She must be confusing Jane with My Big Backyard, and Kristen Bell with Dora the Explorer.

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[info]jrs1980
2005-06-08 08:07 am UTC (link)
I do that all the time, too.

Soulmates!

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[info]ignatius
2005-06-08 10:02 am UTC (link)
Who is that in your icon?

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-06-08 10:17 am UTC (link)
That is the always-lovely Katchoo from Strangers in Paradise. The "look it up" scene is a favorite with librarians everywhere.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-08 01:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh lord, it's another 'WHUT ABUT TEH CHYLRUN!!??111!!' excuse. Fuck the bloody children.

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[info]daromaius
2005-06-08 11:29 pm UTC (link)
... Is that legal?

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-06-11 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Only if you're a Catholic priest.

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[info]daromaius
2005-06-11 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Ohhh snap.

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-06-11 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Come on, you know you were thinking about it.</strike.

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[info]memii
2005-06-08 07:59 am UTC (link)
To the poster who thought posing nude is trashy? Bitch, please.
Nipples won't hurt you, I promise.

Not that you could see any in that picture anyway. (3>'s the lighting in that photo)

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[info]serafina20
2005-06-08 08:17 am UTC (link)
Nipples won't hurt you, I promise.

Sometimes they do. But not on other people. Unless they're wearing spikes. But then they aren't naked.

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-06-08 08:19 am UTC (link)
What is it with people deciding that a woman is trashy when they pose nude? Are they afraid of admiring the aesthetics or something? I mean, Jesus, I'm a heterosexual woman and I have no problem with admiring the picture. I mean, it's really a great job of lighting and if Kristen Bell's comfortable enough with herself to pose nude, good on her. Seriously.

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[info]iczer6
2005-06-08 10:59 am UTC (link)
Because showing off her icky girl parts means she's selling out to the man.

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[info]enkogneatoh
2005-06-09 03:54 am UTC (link)
Except that she's not showing off any icky girl parts that wouldn't been seen if she were in a bathing suit.

Not that the wankers know this, of course, since they refuse to look at the picture.

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[info]iczer6
2005-06-09 05:02 am UTC (link)
Hey now, you know better then to bring 'Earth Logic' into this.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-08 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Duh. Only a filthy slut would do something like that. A modest woman would only show herself to her husband. And only before they turn off the light to have sex.

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-06-08 01:58 pm UTC (link)
And would only have sex for the express purpose of procreation and hate every single minute of it.

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[info]smo
2005-06-08 02:19 pm UTC (link)
And they would only have sex through a strategically placed hole in the top sheet.

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[info]ahiru
2005-06-08 04:33 pm UTC (link)
And she'd be thinking of England the whole time.

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[info]smo
2005-06-08 04:42 pm UTC (link)
And England would of course be fully clothed, too.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-08 04:54 pm UTC (link)
And do her best impression of a starfish.

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[info]marumae
2005-06-10 03:04 am UTC (link)
*dies laughing at this whole conversation*

Drink of water meet moniter.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2005-06-08 08:55 am UTC (link)
This is where I have to admit that I totally missed the wank because I saw "naked Kristen Bell" and just went OMGCLICKNOW.

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[info]i_luv_fw
2005-06-08 11:31 am UTC (link)
And this is bad precisely how? You can't see much of her anyway, and it's very tastefully done, IMHO....

*doesn't know who she is anyway but it doesn't matter*

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[info]kraken_sleeps
2005-06-08 11:56 am UTC (link)
1. That's a gorgeous, classy picture in a magazine whose audience is women in their twenties.
2. Nudity is not scary.
3. Artists have been displaying and showcasing the beauty of the human body for thousands of years.
4. Sunkissdbaby is clearly the kind of person who'd like to put boxers on Michelangelo's David.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-08 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Word to that. David is a man-whore! :O

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[info]smo
2005-06-08 01:38 pm UTC (link)
I would just like to state for the record that I love [info]fox1013.

That is all.

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[info]mastervex
2005-06-08 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Seconded.

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[info]marks
2005-06-08 02:54 pm UTC (link)
Thirded. Paper dolls are perfect for any 3-year-old sister!

Speaking of which, what 3-year-old is watching Veronica Mars, exactly?

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[info]smo
2005-06-08 03:07 pm UTC (link)
The little girl whose brother tried to set her on fire while watching Beavis and Butthead?

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-08 01:55 pm UTC (link)
So being nude in a photo = being a whore?

Wow, and here I was thinking that a woman can proudly and confidently show her female form to others. But in fact she's just a filthy whore flashing her pink at everyone. SILLY me.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-08 02:48 pm UTC (link)
It's an odalisque! Reflecting great traditions of classic art that influence us to this day (like right here!)

BURN THE FILTHY WHORE.

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[info]thebratqueen
2005-06-08 04:58 pm UTC (link)
OMG you can see her arms and her legs! SHAME, SHAME on Kristen!!



(Oh for the good ol' days when "nude photo" actually meant you got to see the good bits. Not that I got my hopes up here or anything.)

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[info]stinkwrinkle
2005-06-08 11:32 pm UTC (link)
thank god for all of you with House icons. It makes my day everytime I see him.

mmmmm

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-06-09 05:06 am UTC (link)
Here's another one for you...;)

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[info]daromaius
2005-06-08 11:30 pm UTC (link)
I said it there and I'll say it here: people who are shocked this easily should be shocked more often.

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[info]onmyforehead
2005-06-09 03:35 am UTC (link)
What are they talking about? You can't even see her ankles! If those were showing, I'd have to think twice about her.

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[info]laurelin_kit
2005-06-09 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Naked Kristen Bell?

*CLICKCLICKCLICKSTARE*

*gurgle*

Sorry...wank? I'm too busy drooling and envying those thighs.

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[info]marumae
2005-06-10 03:07 am UTC (link)
Seriously, about the thighs. Great clevage too.

doesn't beat [info]ninja_stripper's though.

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