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That's why my hair is so big, it's full of secrets ([info]prettyveela) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-07 21:59:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, meme origins, sorting communities

Harry Potter sorting hat wank!
[info]shadowsider posts an application on [info]hogwarts_elite. People vote on the application and it looks like Shadow will be sorted into Gryffindor.

[info]shadowsider doesn't like it.

I am actually having trouble breathing, I'm laughing so hard. Gryffindor?? Or gods, even worse, Hufflepuff. You people need therapy. LOTS and lots of therapy.

Other gems include:
And pushing for Slytherin? Please. Read my userinfo. Better yet - read my journal. I scare my own wife on occasion, and not because I would ever lay a violent hand on her. Violence isn't my thing. Darkness, however, very much is.

Move over Ozzy!


The REAL hat would have seen inside my head and known where I belonged. It would have known that there's every chance I'd eat the other Slytherins for dinner, nevermind anyone from a brighter house. You, my darling hunted, were not that observent.

Yes folks the REAL sorting hat! You know, the one in that fictional universe?


And the #1 reason why he should be sorted into Slytherin?

"I work in a goth club. Bartending. In the dark."

Welcome to my fandom.




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[info]furiosity
2005-06-08 08:16 am UTC (link)
*headdesks repeatedly*

Yes, I wanked there too. *hangs head*

That bartending line, however, will never ever stop being funny.

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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 08:17 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 08:30 am UTC
... - [info]memii, 2005-06-08 08:33 am UTC
... - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:36 am UTC
... - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 08:38 am UTC
... - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:39 am UTC
... - [info]ereshkigal, 2005-06-08 08:56 am UTC
... - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:57 am UTC
... - [info]stinksap, 2005-06-08 12:06 pm UTC
... - [info]delaria, 2005-06-08 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2005-06-08 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 08:53 am UTC
OT - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-08 09:57 am UTC
Re: OT - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xylodemon, 2005-06-08 09:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 10:02 am UTC
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... - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daromaius, 2005-06-09 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2005-06-09 03:00 am UTC

[info]im_nucking_futs
2005-06-08 08:18 am UTC (link)
I was there too. I need a shirt that says: I was involved in shadowsider's wank, June 2005.

And I win the timing bet.

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(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 08:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 08:39 am UTC
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... - [info]memii, 2005-06-08 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 08:42 am UTC
Icon! - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 09:51 am UTC
Re: Icon! - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 09:58 am UTC
... - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 09:59 am UTC
... - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 10:01 am UTC
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... - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 10:07 am UTC
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Re: Icon! - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 10:23 am UTC
... - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 10:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]memii, 2005-06-08 09:32 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pikacharma, 2005-06-08 12:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydocuments, 2005-06-09 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delaria, 2005-06-08 08:54 am UTC
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[info]telesilla
2005-06-08 08:27 am UTC (link)
Too bad there isn't an Uutterly Pretentious House.

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(no subject) - [info]memii, 2005-06-08 08:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]memii, 2005-06-08 08:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-06-08 08:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2005-06-08 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmmkay, 2005-06-08 01:26 pm UTC
Though I am a Slytherin fan... - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-06-08 01:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]belafarinrod, 2005-06-08 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]m_butterfly, 2005-06-08 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - dearladydisdain, 2005-06-08 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-08 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-06-08 11:04 pm UTC

[info]the_wanlorn
2005-06-08 08:27 am UTC (link)
Why can't wankers ever go for the other Slytherin traits. Ya know, the ones that were actually in the book?

Or, well, more of the ones that were in the book. Cuz I supposed "darkness" probably was.

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-08 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-08 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-09 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-09 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-09 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-09 04:36 am UTC
... - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-09 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-06-09 09:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-09 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-06-09 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]m_butterfly, 2005-06-08 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-08 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-06-08 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-08 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-06-08 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-08 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-06-09 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-09 02:54 am UTC
... - [info]drworm, 2005-06-09 05:10 am UTC
... - [info]the_wanlorn, 2005-06-09 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elemcee, 2005-06-10 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elemcee, 2005-06-10 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-06-10 05:50 am UTC

[info]atalantapendrag
2005-06-08 08:30 am UTC (link)
He's bragging about being a Mercedes Lackey fanboy?

*boggle*

I can't even begin to come up with sufficient snark.

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(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 08:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 08:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2005-06-08 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-09 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-06-09 09:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-09 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-06-09 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 08:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daromaius, 2005-06-09 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-09 02:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-08 09:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 09:50 am UTC
hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-08 10:09 am UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 10:39 am UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-08 11:10 am UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 07:34 pm UTC
... - [info]platedlizard, 2005-06-09 07:09 am UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]threegoldfish, 2005-06-08 05:23 pm UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 07:20 pm UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]xeno4eyes, 2005-06-09 11:28 am UTC
Re: hmmm, Mind Candy... - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-09 06:11 pm UTC

[info]elgato_gamgins
2005-06-08 08:38 am UTC (link)
What's so wrong with Hufflepuff? I've always rather liked them.

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(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-06-08 08:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 08:49 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 08:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 08:59 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-06-08 01:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - tourette, 2005-06-08 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pet, 2005-06-09 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2005-06-09 04:14 am UTC

[info]gabhriel
2005-06-08 08:48 am UTC (link)
I... I think my head just exploded...

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[info]platedlizard
2005-06-08 08:51 am UTC (link)
"And actually, I work in a goth club. Bartending. In the dark."

And here I thought that the Slytherins were a bunch of snotty jocks. Or at least Draco and his sidekicks are. Not really Goth material, I thought.

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(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 09:01 am UTC

[info]supertetris
2005-06-08 08:52 am UTC (link)
God, I just don't know who to laugh at first, it's just....blahghgkajhdg *meltdown*

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-08 08:53 am UTC (link)
I always thought that Slytherins were yuppie, not goth. Lucius is such an overbearing PTA mom.

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(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-06-08 08:58 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-06-08 10:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]marks, 2005-06-08 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-06-09 10:03 am UTC
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[info]miharu
2005-06-08 08:56 am UTC (link)
"And actually, I work in a goth club. Bartending. In the dark."

So in lieu of sawdust on the floor, there's a (leather and/or vinyl)pantsload of broken glass? Awesome.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-06-10 05:52 am UTC

[info]senor_pinata
2005-06-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHA.

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[info]theartema
2005-06-08 09:15 am UTC (link)
"And actually, I work in a goth club. Bartending. In the dark."

This reminds me of the bastard fic idea I never wrote out, wherein Sirius Black didn't die per se but ended up going through a temporal warp where he found himself working for Hot Topic. He had to live life as an American Muggle for a set period of time as atonement for being an arsebasket.

This dude's darkness is pastede on liek whoa.

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 09:52 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]theartema, 2005-06-08 10:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 11:25 pm UTC
... - [info]theartema, 2005-06-08 11:51 pm UTC
... - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-06-09 10:07 am UTC
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[info]khym_chanur
2005-06-08 09:29 am UTC (link)
Draco Malfoy. I don't think he's been given half the credit he's due. He's smart, [??????] ... He's also arguably one of the two most powerful wizards of his generation. [?????!!!!!]

Dude, what version of the books has he been reading?

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-08 10:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-06-08 11:11 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2005-06-10 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-06-08 04:44 pm UTC
Seriously OT - [info]melancthe, 2005-06-08 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - tourette, 2005-06-08 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nights_mistress, 2005-06-09 08:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - neoangelss, 2005-06-12 06:03 am UTC

[info]pikacharma
2005-06-08 09:31 am UTC (link)
Bwahaha. I wanked. Shame on me. XD

But I am not ashamed at all. Oh no. Because while I did indeed wank, I do not work in a goth club serving drinks. Alone. In the dark. Because I am oh-so-evil. Ph34r.

And who the hell eats Slytherins for dinner, anyways? We're kinda difficult to chew...

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(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 09:52 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 10:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pikacharma, 2005-06-08 10:37 am UTC
... - [info]furiosity, 2005-06-08 10:51 am UTC
... - cicer, 2005-06-14 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-08 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pikacharma, 2005-06-08 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-08 11:04 am UTC
I guess the Puffs.. - [info]prettyveela, 2005-06-08 10:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2005-06-08 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chash, 2005-06-08 04:44 pm UTC
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[info]aycelcus
2005-06-08 09:53 am UTC (link)
I go away for a day or so and the Sorting Comm is overrun by wank! Bwah!

On the other hand, I did get to go to the premiere of "Howl's Moving Castle" so I can't complain that much. Howl is teh sex, baby.

and he is played by Christian Bale, so Howl is also Batman.

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-06-08 10:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aycelcus, 2005-06-08 10:01 pm UTC

[info]dreamtoday
2005-06-08 10:04 am UTC (link)
that this man is married and not like, twelve, scares me.

someone hold me!

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Dude. - [info]castellated, 2005-06-08 11:25 pm UTC

[info]ignatius
2005-06-08 10:06 am UTC (link)
*adds "bartending in the dark" as a user interest*

Oh yeah. I'm cool now.

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(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-06-08 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_clansmen, 2005-06-10 05:57 am UTC

[info]elysian
2005-06-08 10:07 am UTC (link)
Did he just put Mercedes Lackey next to Frank Herbert and J.R.R. Tolkien, then call Harry Potter the light and brainless indulgence?

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(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2005-06-08 10:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 06:12 pm UTC

[info]melancthe
2005-06-08 11:32 am UTC (link)
"None of them even stopped to think that they might be getting played, they just reacted."

I love it when they haul this one out, especially combined with the use of ::chuckles:: and an obvious tension in the ol' typing fingers. Dude, just let it go. You're not fooling anyone!

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(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-08 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-08 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melancthe, 2005-06-08 09:07 pm UTC
SCARY!
[info]iammeiam
2005-06-08 11:39 am UTC (link)
Two mentions of scaring his wife. Which is, apparently, a totally Slytherin trait.

I know, in real life, I'd be scared crapless by Crabb and Goyle's predatory darkness.

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Re: SCARY! - [info]platypus, 2005-06-08 11:59 am UTC

[info]platypus
2005-06-08 11:50 am UTC (link)
God, I love my fandom. it's truly the motherstone of wank.

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[info]msmanna
2005-06-08 12:44 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'd sort him into Slytherin just on the basis of the whining, stomping, pouting, lack of taste and towering superiority complex. All he needs in a rich daddy and a streak of racism and he's a shoo-in.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonscholar, 2005-06-08 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-06-08 11:21 pm UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2005-06-08 01:10 pm UTC (link)
I got sorted into Gryffindor once as well even though I feel I'm a Hufflepuff. But uhm, oh well, people have different opinions and shit.

Which is why this guy is going to get a HUGE "BITCH PLEASE!" from me. Seriously.

Since when did Slytherin = Goth/Dark/Gloooom of Doooom? The mind boggles.

This reply made me laugh: Wow, emogoth much? Oh wow, you live in darkness... turn on a fucking light you dimwit.

This wank deserves something like an icon that says "My fandom hasn't even read the books."

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-08 11:28 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-06-08 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Awww, is Gryffindor or Hufflepuff not HARDCORE enough for you, honey? Boo hoo.

And I agree with the posters - Slytherin's aren't so dumb as to make a post mocking a community they're being rated by. Slythies aren't fucking STUPID, dumbass.

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Some Slytherins need special Ed. - [info]platypus, 2005-06-08 04:26 pm UTC
Re: Some Slytherins need special Ed. - [info]mydocuments, 2005-06-09 04:50 am UTC



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